Slayers: Revisited!
By: A.S.H.

Disclaimer: You hate `em, but eh, live with it. I do not own Slayers (original, Try or Next). I would love to, but I'm broke as a dope. Any who, I wrote this series because the creators of Slayers never really got into the relationships. I've decided to take matters into my own hands and write a series for it. Don't worry, I've come to a point in my life when I realized no one likes my hentais! They just think they're funny. So no hentai, yaoi, or lemon. But there is the normal swearing, and violence. I also made this story to where the Slayers: Try gang is in our time period. After seeing all the pics of them in "normal" times, I thought I'd try that.
So now after I've bored you with my insistent ramblings and persistent whining, you can read! ::Yippee!:: With out further or due, SLAYERS: REVISITED!


As Amelia walked into the cafe, she sighed, "More work."
"Agh!" Lina cried as she ran past Amelia inside, "I'm late!!!"
"Lina?" Amelia ran after Lina, "You're early!"
Lina stopped running and fell over, "Why God?! Why me?!"
Amelia shook her head and helped Lina stand. The two sulkily trudged into the cafe and went to the back of the kitchen. Lina slipped off her coat. She hated wearing these stupid uniforms. They were an offense to women everywhere. The uniform's pink skirt was almost too short for Lina, and the pink blouse with ruffles showed off her chest too much. Amelia, for some odd reason, enjoyed the uniforms.
"Why..." Lina mumbled as she slipped on her pink heels.
"Hurry you two!" the manager yelled as he unlocked the door, "There's gonna be a lot of customers coming in today."
Here it was eight in the morning. Lina couldn't imagine who would want to get up on a Saturday morning, besides herself though. She fluffed her hair a bit and stood behind the counter with Amelia.
"Just another Saturday," Amelia sighed as she leaned against the counter.
"Yep," Lina sighed.
After a couple hours a lot of people were already seated and more were coming in for cups of coffee, and a bite to eat. Amelia waited on a table, where she received a piece of paper.
"EEP!" Amelia squeaked as she came back to the counter.
"What?" Lina yawned.
"I got a phone number!" Amelia fainted.
Lina sighed and walked over to the table. She knew who was playing a joke on poor Amelia.
"Xellos..." Lina tapped her foot on the ground.
"Konichiwa Lina!" Xellos smiled as he tilted his head.
"Stop playing tricks on Amelia!"
"But it's fun," Xellos smiled.
"Why do you do this everyday?" Lina huffed.
"Well," Xellos held up his pointer finger, "now that is a secret!"
"I guess," Lina shook her head, "I'll see ya later Xellos."
As Lina walked up to the counter, Amelia blushed.
"Why do I always fall for that?"
"Cause it's a force of habit, Amelia."
The rest of the morning went on, and at noon Lina smiled, "Here they come."
"Oh yeah," Amelia cleaned off a table.
"So," Lina placed new place mats and silverware on the table, "did you ask him about going out yet?"
"I..." Amelia blushed, "...no."
"AMELIA!" Lina yelled as she rolled up her sleeves, "What did I say if you didn't?"
"EEP!" Amelia ran behind the counter as Lina chased her.
"Afternoon ladies," Zelgadis walked in with Gourry and Valgaav.
"Mr. Zelgadis..." Amelia blushed as Lina held her by her blouse, "Good afternoon..."
"Our table is over there right?" Gourry pointed to the empty table to the right of him.
"Yeah," Lina set Amelia down and showed them to the table, "Can I get you guys anything?"
"Three cokes, and our usual Lina." Valgaav smiled.
"Ok," Lina nodded and walked away.
"Why?" Amelia hid under the counter and rested her head on her arm, "Why can't I talk to him? I like him enough. Why?"
"Quit thinking so much Amelia!" Lina picked up the tray of cokes and stood Amelia up, "Take these to them and talk to him about coming over tonight! Remember that Filia said she wanted to have a party tonight for her birthday? She already invited Valgaav. You invite Zelgadis."
"What about Mr. Gourry?" Amelia took the tray and held in tightly.
"He'll be there because if Valgaav and Zel go, then he's bound to tag along as well," Lina rubbed her temples.
"Alright," Amelia slowly walked over to the guys' table.
"Here she comes," Gourry whispered.
"Ask her Zelgadis!" Valgaav nudged Zelgadis in the ribs with his elbow.
"She could hate me," Zelgadis slouched in his seat.
"Try," Gourry smiled.
Amelia finally got to the table and set the cokes in front of the guys, "Is there anything else I can get you while you wait for your food?"
"Yeah." Valgaav smirked, "Zelgadis wanted something."
"Oh..." Amelia turned her attention to Zelgadis.
"Would you like to go Filia's party with me?" Zelgadis lightly blushed.
Amelia froze. This had to be some cruel joke the boys planned. She blushed and nodded wildly without thinking, "Yes! I love you!"
Everyone froze, but Amelia turned the darkest shade of red in the entire world. She stared at Zelgadis, who in turn, turned red as well. Zelgadis looked up at Amelia, regained his composure and lightly smiled, "I love you too."
Amelia's redness went to a light pink blush on her cheeks. She backed up and turned on her heel, walking away slowly.
"So did you ask?" Lina sighed as she took a drink of water.
"HE asked," Amelia dazzlingly set her tray down.
"WHAT?!" Lina looked at Amelia, then back at the table where the boys were, "HE asked you? That's... well... GREAT!!! Good job Amelia."
"I also told him I love him," Amelia sat down behind the counter, "I meant to say, `I'd love to,' but I said, `I love you.'"
"Woah!" Lina whistled, "Good job."
Lina brought the guys their food, "Hey there Zel. I heard about Amelia and you."
"So?" Zelgadis blushed.
"You really love her huh?" Lina set the food down and Gourry proceeded to eating all his food.
"Yeah..." Zelgadis's eyes stared past Lina at Amelia serving the customers, "Ever since the first time I came here. Nearly two years..."
"...next week," Lina continued for Zelgadis and winked, "Amelia was just talking
about that a few days ago. You two definitely deserve each other. And if you hurt her..." Lina rolled up her sleeves and waved her fists at Zelgadis.
"Don't worry Lina," Valgaav chuckled, "I said that already. He'd have to dual Gourry and I if he ever lets her go. And we know he'd lose."
"What's that Mr. Second Place in Tae Kwon Doe?" Zelgadis chided.
"Eh!" Valgaav shrugged.
Lina nodded and walked away. She returned to the counter and sighed, "Only a few more hours till happy hour!"
When Zelgadis, Gourry, and Valgaav stood up, Amelia ran over to the table. She slipped, sliding over towards the guys. Suddenly she was stopped by a warm chest. She looked up, and saw Zelgadis holding her up. She panicked and accidentally took Zelgadis down with her as she fell. She rolled with him for a minute, and finally stopped. She opened her eyes and noticed that Zelgadis was under her, pinned down by her tiny figure.
Zelgadis blushed, but immediately crab crawled away from Amelia. Amelia shoved herself into Lina's legs. Lina sighed and helped Amelia to her feet. Gourry helped Zelgadis up, "What a fall..."
Amelia stared into Zelgadis's eyes and walked over to him. She held out her hand and with a feather touch, caressed a cut on his cheek. Zelgadis winced, and Amelia took his hand, "I'll help you clean it." She dragged him into the back of the kitchen and sat him down in one of the extra chairs in the back.
"Honestly now," Zelgadis stood up, "I'm not gonna die from it!"
"Please Mr. Zelgadis," Amelia held a wash cloth in her hand.
"Fine," Zelgadis shook his head, "I'll only stay if you call me Zel instead of Mr. Zelgadis."
"Alright," Amelia blushed, "Mr. Zelgad... I mean, Zel."
"Ok," Zelgadis sat down.
"I'm very sorry," Amelia wet the wash cloth, and lightly rung it out.
"No," Zelgadis raised his hand, "I should have at least figured you would have done something silly just before I left. Besides, it's almost good that I got this cut."
"Why?" Amelia walked over to Zelgadis and held the cloth up.
"Because love heals all wounds," Zelgadis whispered.
Amelia's heart floated into her throat, "I guess." She lightly touched Zelgadis's cheek with the cold, wet cloth.
He grimaced with a twitch of pain, "That hurt."
"Oh!" Amelia pulled the cloth away, and blowed on it, "Is that better?"
"Amelia..." Zelgadis turned his head towards Amelia. He was finally staring her in the eyes, but he didn't realize he was kissing her. Amelia closed her eyes and leaned into the kiss.
Without comprehending, Zelgadis wrapped his arms around Amelia's tiny waist, pulling her down so they were both kneeling on the floor. He deepened the kiss, and felt Amelia's tongue lightly tracing his lips. He opened his mouth slightly and lightly moaned.
An abrupt noise of falling pans made Zelgadis pull away. He looked to see who was there and saw Valgaav, Gourry and Lina all staring with looks in their eyes that said, `Ohhh... How cute!' Zelgadis stood and walked away from Amelia. He walked past his `friends' and looked back at Amelia, "I'll see you tonight."
"Alright," Amelia blushed as she stood.
The guys left and Lina sobbed hysterically.
"What's wrong Lina?" Amelia said.
"I'm older than you and I haven't even gotten a kiss from a guy yet!!!!!"