centerChapter II-Did you know that Green Day's "Basketcase" was centerwritten in honor of Allison? Thaknks, IMDB!
Larry strode confidently through the now-vacant hallway. Everyone
in the school had fled, with the exception of the remaining
Breakfast Club. Of course, Larry only knew of Brian, Andrew, and
Allison, but would soon learn a very important lesson. In
Benderology.
Bender had heard the shots, and being that he was from the poor part of Shermer, knew to stay where he was, lessin' the po
showed up. When he realized that Andrew and Brian were dead, he
realized he had to do something. Gripping his switchblade, Bender
headed out to avenge his new friend's death.
"Larry!" yelled Bender, pointing the knife at him. "We'll settle this like me. You'll pay for killing my friends!"
Larry turned slowly. "No," he said. "It was free of
charge." With that, Larry Killed John Bender.
"Nn...no, Larry...everyone thought I would stop you..."
"Everyone was wrong, weren't they?" Larry fired again,
killing John Bender. "Now, onto the one they call 'Allison'.
Allison was hiding in the cafeteria. Larry, being a nerd, had
devised a dandruff smelling machine, which had sniffed out Alliso
I regret that I left that out of the preceding paragraphs. My
apologies. "Hi, Allison," said Larry, quickly killing her. She didn't even squeak. There was another noise, one which Larry
turned around quickly to. It was Claire, AK47 in hand.
"Larry...you're an asshole," said Claire, ripping off the
comic book iWatchmeni.
"My sci-fi club is the only one allowed to quote that,
whore," screamed Larry, filling the air with gunpowder and shells, and whatever the hell else comes out of a shotgun. Claire didn't live long enough to find out anyway. Suddenly, there was another noise.
"You messed with the bull, son. Now, prepare to face the
horns," the darkened figure in the doorway said.
centerHOLY PAUL GLEASON, BATMAN! IT'S RICHARD VERNON! READ
centerCHAPTER III TO FIND OUT HOW LARRY LESTER: WINGS OF
centerVENGEANCE ENDS!