Larry had never been sent to the principal's office. He never even got detention. He was a model student, all the way. But now, he faced his biggest fear: Principal Vernon, in only his khaki slacks, chiseled muscles flexing.
"You're mine, Lester," he said, his voice full of hate. "For the next twenty minutes, I got you." He flipped his hand around, showing the back side of it, with the index and pinky showing. "You're mine."
Larry cracked his neck and cocked his gun. "So be it." With that, Vernon let out a mighty roar and leapt for Larry. Larry shot at him again and agian, but unsuccessfully. The bullets only bounced off of him. "No!" yelled Larry, furiously firing at him. He dropped his gun and ran.
"No, Larry. The Fun has not ended yet," said Vernon, biting the gun in half with one swift bite of his metal teeth. "I wanted to give those kids detention again, so they would actually write their papers this time.
You ruined that. And for that, I'm gonna ruin you, BEE-YATCH!" With his power of telekinisis, Vernon lifted LArry off the floor and flung him through the wall.
"You're not the only one with powers, mortal," said Larry, who was rapidly igniting into a human flame. "FIRE POWER!" he yelled, firing bolt after bolt into the face of Vernon, who screamed uncontrollably. Larry laughed loudly. That sounds cool if you say it out loud.
"Keep laughing son. For I am, in reality, A RIP OFF OF CAPTAIN PLANET!" laughed Vernon, because he thought it was kind of funny, in a "Harry met Sally" kind of way. "Shermer-teers, help me!" With that, the cafeteria floor split open, and the bodies of the Breakfast Club were ressurected.
"Earth!" yelled Bender.
"Wind!" Brian followed.
"Fire!" Claire yelped out.
"Water!" screamed Allison.
"Heart! Oh, wait, why did I get the shitty one?" mused Andrew.
"When your powers combine, I am CAPTAIN SHERMER!" yelled Vernon, exposing his red bikini-form. "Andrew, you have detention for cursing on school property."
"Damn it."
"Watch it young man. Do you want another? Anyway, back on track." Using the combined powers of whoever gave the planeteers their power, Vernon attacked Larry mercifullessly. Is that even a word?
"NO!" screamed Larry, who was rapidly disintegrating, "I'M AN OUT CASSSSSSSSSSSTT!"
"If you ever come back," said Vernon, who was embarassed to be wearing a bikini, "I'm cracking skulls." With that, he slung his arms aroung Claire and Allison and said, "Wanna be on the honor roll?"
"Hey!" cried Bender and Andrew. Vernon quickly fried them with his heat vision.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" The laughter of Vernon, Brian, Claire, and Allison echoed throughout the cafeteria.
"You're mine, Lester," he said, his voice full of hate. "For the next twenty minutes, I got you." He flipped his hand around, showing the back side of it, with the index and pinky showing. "You're mine."
Larry cracked his neck and cocked his gun. "So be it." With that, Vernon let out a mighty roar and leapt for Larry. Larry shot at him again and agian, but unsuccessfully. The bullets only bounced off of him. "No!" yelled Larry, furiously firing at him. He dropped his gun and ran.
"No, Larry. The Fun has not ended yet," said Vernon, biting the gun in half with one swift bite of his metal teeth. "I wanted to give those kids detention again, so they would actually write their papers this time.
You ruined that. And for that, I'm gonna ruin you, BEE-YATCH!" With his power of telekinisis, Vernon lifted LArry off the floor and flung him through the wall.
"You're not the only one with powers, mortal," said Larry, who was rapidly igniting into a human flame. "FIRE POWER!" he yelled, firing bolt after bolt into the face of Vernon, who screamed uncontrollably. Larry laughed loudly. That sounds cool if you say it out loud.
"Keep laughing son. For I am, in reality, A RIP OFF OF CAPTAIN PLANET!" laughed Vernon, because he thought it was kind of funny, in a "Harry met Sally" kind of way. "Shermer-teers, help me!" With that, the cafeteria floor split open, and the bodies of the Breakfast Club were ressurected.
"Earth!" yelled Bender.
"Wind!" Brian followed.
"Fire!" Claire yelped out.
"Water!" screamed Allison.
"Heart! Oh, wait, why did I get the shitty one?" mused Andrew.
"When your powers combine, I am CAPTAIN SHERMER!" yelled Vernon, exposing his red bikini-form. "Andrew, you have detention for cursing on school property."
"Damn it."
"Watch it young man. Do you want another? Anyway, back on track." Using the combined powers of whoever gave the planeteers their power, Vernon attacked Larry mercifullessly. Is that even a word?
"NO!" screamed Larry, who was rapidly disintegrating, "I'M AN OUT CASSSSSSSSSSSTT!"
"If you ever come back," said Vernon, who was embarassed to be wearing a bikini, "I'm cracking skulls." With that, he slung his arms aroung Claire and Allison and said, "Wanna be on the honor roll?"
"Hey!" cried Bender and Andrew. Vernon quickly fried them with his heat vision.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" The laughter of Vernon, Brian, Claire, and Allison echoed throughout the cafeteria.
