My Version of Hamlet
So the prince got kicked out of the castle by his father, and his girlfriend had just dumped him.
When Hamlet arrived at his home that he bought, his butler was there.
Butler: Sorry sir, but your father has just died.
Hamlet was sad.
Hamlet's friends arrived that the door.
Hamlet's friend Steve: Yo Hamlet, whats up my man?
Hamlet: Yo dude!
Steve: Rock on!
Hamlet: Wazzzzzzzuppppppppppppp!!!!
Steve: So, dude, I just heard that your girlfriend like dumped you, and like your dad just died!
Hamlet: Yeah.......
Steve: I just saw your dad like floating around in the cemetary dude!
Hamlet ran to the cemetary.
He waited until midnight, and he saw his dad.
Dad: Son, your mother is cheating on me... you must kill her!
Hamlet: Like ok.................
Dad: She was having sex with the butchor, the baker, and the candlestick maker.
Hamlet goes and kills his mom.
Then Hamlet kills himself.
So then they all didn't live happily ever after!
So the prince got kicked out of the castle by his father, and his girlfriend had just dumped him.
When Hamlet arrived at his home that he bought, his butler was there.
Butler: Sorry sir, but your father has just died.
Hamlet was sad.
Hamlet's friends arrived that the door.
Hamlet's friend Steve: Yo Hamlet, whats up my man?
Hamlet: Yo dude!
Steve: Rock on!
Hamlet: Wazzzzzzzuppppppppppppp!!!!
Steve: So, dude, I just heard that your girlfriend like dumped you, and like your dad just died!
Hamlet: Yeah.......
Steve: I just saw your dad like floating around in the cemetary dude!
Hamlet ran to the cemetary.
He waited until midnight, and he saw his dad.
Dad: Son, your mother is cheating on me... you must kill her!
Hamlet: Like ok.................
Dad: She was having sex with the butchor, the baker, and the candlestick maker.
Hamlet goes and kills his mom.
Then Hamlet kills himself.
So then they all didn't live happily ever after!
