Disclaimer: I don't own much. Sue me and you won't get much. Just some lint, a few bobby pins, and Bakura/Yami Bakura (believe me you don't want them!)

Bakura: That was not very nice...

Yami Bakura: THAT'S YOUR DISCLAIMER?!?!

Amethyst: *awkward silence* Anyways...here's chapter two of the karaoke party! And if you're wondering, Kurama is still missing a pair of boxers. If you happen to see them, please contact Kurama immediatly.

Karaoke Party

As she picked up the small slip of paper, her smile widened. Everyone hushed, praying that they wouldn't have to be embarrased next. "Let's see here. It's says the next participant should be currently the shortest one here. They should not only sing the song appointed, but also dance accordingly" She said so everyone could hear her clearly. Everyone looked at poor Koenma, who was now banging his head into the counter, muttering stupid stupid stupid...

Hiei smirked. "This should be interesting!" Botan stood up. "Well Koenma, it's your turn!" Koenma crossed his arms. "I refuse to stand! This is a disgrace to a Reikai heir!" He said scowling. Botan's eyes widened. "Ok come on, it'll be fun!" And with that, she dragged the shocked infant by the arm to the karaoke machine. "Let me go this instant! You can't force me to do this!" Were the angry cries from Koenma. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"I can't believe I'm doing this..." He muttered as he took the little spinner and gave it a flick. It seemed to turn forever, until it finally stopped. Everyone's eyes widened, except for Kuwabara, who was arguing with Shizuru about the whole bra and panty thing, and Hiei who was too busy plotting the death of everyone. Suddenly everyone burst out laughing, and poor unfortunate Koenma buried his face into his hands, blushing and sucking on his pacifier like he was gonna die. The small arrow had landed on Sir Mix a Lot's "Baby got Back."

Koenma picked up the microphone and prayed silently. 'Please Please for Enma's sake, let me get through this alive...' Keiko started up the machine. "And don't forget, shake that butt Koenma!" She giggled. Koenma glared at all of them as the music started. He sighed and hugged the microphone for life.

*Koenma puts on a girly voice and bats his eyelashes*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*He turns around and starts shaking his butt while blushing*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH

Keiko: Is that a promise *hysterical laughter*

I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

Koenma ran off the stage as soon as the music ended. His butt really hurt! He was really tired after shaking and shaking! After everyone finished laughing, (30 minutes after) Yusuke yanked the hat from Botan. "You give everyone bad luck! Maybe I should be the host, only guys are singing!" With that, all of the girls gulped and hoped Yusuke wouldn't pick them...

Will the guys finally get their revenge? Is Koenma the latest booty craze? WILL KURAMA EVERY GET HIS BOXERS BACK? Tommorow is another day...That is unless you get abducted by carrot obsessed aliens and they make you become their bunny loving slaves!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!

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Amethyst: Well thats the second chapter! Review more!!!