Hi Everybody! I decided to go ahead and get chapter 3 going for all those
nice people who reviewed and liked my first and second chapters. I have
really gotta say thank you to Susan cause she sent me an e-mail just before
I got the second chapter posted asking me to keep going with it. I am so
glad people like this!
Midori Natari Himura: Thank you for reviewing, I am a fan of your stories and writing so it is doubly appreciated. And thanks for the cookie. ^_^
Nim: You must have been looking over my shoulder when I wrote this cause your last review hit very close to the mark, LOL! I have had this chapter done since yesterday but had to throw that in.
Demon-Wolf: LOL, I know you wanted a description, but I would never live it down. My family would tease me about it for the rest of my life. They just don't forget things like that. ^_^
Prudence-Chan: You wanted more couples (Sano & Megumi) in the story and that is one of my ideas so I will try and comply with later chapters. For now you get Tokio and Saitou.
Thank you Sherah & Sister Weasel, where would I be without your ideas? Probably still writing stuff like that Rurouni Kenshin Commercial -_-; Hehe!
Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin or any of its characters. And I only make fun of them so much because I love 'em!
This chapter is not quite as lemony as usual, just finishing up business with Saitou and Tokio…
Thoughts are in {}
The Morning After
Chapter 3
Poor Saitou, his whole life had been ruined by one small woman! How could he have let it happen? It was the next day and he was up out of bed, despite his wife's protests. Determination was strong to see his own idea of justice done (Isn't that was he says he always fights for? hehe) and Tokio was going to be the one to carry it out. If there was anyone in this world he could trust with the job, it was his wife.
"Yes dear, I PROMISE I will go see Kamiya-san if you will just get back in bed and quit hunting for your cigarettes! I told you those things are bad for you, and if you don't quit, if they don't kill you I will!" Hands on her hips, she glared at him. He glared back. What a loving couple! It just brings tears to your eyes.
Saitou's shoulders slumped in defeat, and he limped painfully back to bed. Not that he was really giving in of course. He just knew better than to try and stare down he wife. Switching tactics, he chose to be meek, accepting help and eating his lunch like a good little boy. Finally satisfied with her husband's behavior, she left for the Kamiya dojo, promising to be back in time to fix dinner.
"Good! Now I can follow her!" Leaping out of bed and cringing with pain, the beaten and bruised cop dressed, coving up the bandages the best he could. There was really nothing he could do about the ones wrapped around his head, but people were so scared of him, its not like anyone would dare ask.
Leaving his house, he limped up the deserted little street and into an open, much busier avenue. Ignoring everyone and intent on his mission, he was surprised when he heard someone calling to him. "Hey look! It's that rude cop that got beaten up by a girl!" Whipping around, he came face to face with…A KID?!?! No, several kids, and each one was giggling and pointing. What happened to everyone being so scared of him?
"Go away brats!" He growled. One little boy made a face. "You can't tell us what to do. If you try, I'll call my mommy and she'll beat you up!" One very cute little girl, trying to make him feel better added "Does your head hurt mister? I bet my daddy knows how you feel, he gets that from mommy all the time." The other children began laughing hysterically at this, especially when Saitou emitted a low snarl and stomped (or limped as the case may be) off. The small kids ran down the street after him, singing a silly rhyme made up just for him. And about him. (Sorry, I can't come up with one myself; anyone else is free to try!)
Knowing he couldn't exactly attack the kids, but dearly wanting to, he ignored them and continued on. The whole way, any adults they passed by would join in the teasing, adding their own stinging remarks. But since he ignored them, thankfully the kids grew tired of this and left to pursue other misfortunates, leaving Saitou to finally spy in peace.
Arriving at the dojo, he considered how to best observe the occupants inside. It was obvious by the sounds coming from within that Tokio had not arrived yet, possibly running other errands first. He finally settled on a tall tree outside but right next to the wall, and climbing to the top despite the pain he was in, settled in for what promised to be a good show. An hour passed. Then two. When hour number three passed, he was ready to scream.
Not only had Tokio not kept her promise, the mind numbing activity in the dojo could put anyone to sleep! {How do they stand it, day after day, the Battousai washing his precious clothes and the girl and young boy brainlessly fighting each other with little wooden swords? The Battousai even COOKED! He would never stoop so low. And that free-loading Sanosuke, showing up at mealtimes and begging for money shamelessly.} Saitou couldn't really hear anything from his position except for low murmurs, but knew he was begging for money when Kaoru began to scream and yell over it, chasing Sano out of the dojo gate, brandishing a broom.
Just when Saitou was about to give up and head home, he heard a familiar voice announce themself at the gate. "Hello, is anyone home?" It was Tokio at last! Now the fun would begin! Leaning precariously forward in his high perch, he strained to hear what was being said.
Kaoru ran to the gate to greet her guest. It was a small woman, very unassuming in appearance. With a sweet smile she introduced herself. "Kamiya-san! I am Tokio, here as promised to give you exactly what you deserve for beating my poor husband."
"ORO!" A very shocked Kenshin had followed Kaoru. Not knowing about the incident from the day before, all he could do was stare. {My Kaoru beat Saitou? When I never could? Oro, this is looking very bad! Where can sessha find a place to hide!} Yahiko had also followed. "Wow, busu beat up that evil cop? Cool! I wish I could have seen that!"
"Yahiko! Hush!" Commanded a worried Kaoru. "Gomenasai, Tokio-san, I really shouldn't have done that, I hope you can forgive me!" She bowed to her guest. Rising, she gasped in shock when Tokio stepped forward and HUGGED her! "I promised him I would come and give you what you deserve, and you deserve my thanks! He had such a big head before all this it could barely fit in the house anymore! Arigato Kaoru-san, you have made my day! I will never forget what you have done for me!"
Kenshin, Kaoru, and Yahiko could do nothing but stare at Tokio. This was the last thing they had expected. Everything was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop. Or a cop fall out of a tree, which is exactly what happened! Saitou was so shocked at his wife's behavior he leaned much too far out of his hiding place and fell to the ground inside the dojo. Thump! Everyone jumped in surprise at the sound and turned to find Saitou, still staring in shock at his wife. Not even the fall and resulting pain could snap him out of it!
"Tokio! Why? How could you? I never knew…" He looked at the ground, unable to face her anymore. "I…I…I wish you had told me you felt that way! I would have behaved better, I swear!" Tokio ran over to her repentant husband and hugged him, while he groaned because of he cracked ribs. "Oh darling, I am so glad! Now we can be happy again since you have seen the error of your ways!"
Saitou coughed and looked at the ground again. "Does this mean I can't hunt down the Battousai anymore?" Tokio considered. "Well, as long as you are humble about it I really don't care what you do!" Grinning happily, everyone's favorite cop hugged his understanding wife while the dojo occupants around them sweat dropped and stared. Poor Kenshin hopes were so high, only to get shot down once again! Oh well, as I said before, Kaoru will protect him!
Tokio and Saitou stood up and prepared to leave. "So Battousai, sessha will hunt you down and kill you one day if this poor, humble man should be so fortunate." Tokio giggled happily. Kenshin gawked. "Demo, that's sessha's word!" Completely ignoring Kenshin's protests, Saitou turned to Kaoru. A very unwelcome ripple of fear ran through him. Hiding it, he addressed her. "Thank you so much for teaching sessha a lesson in humility, but please stay away from my wife because I really don't want her taking lessons from you. I really pity the Battousai and can just hope you don't get him before I do with your superior skills."
"Arigato, Saitou-san…I think." Turning, with a last wave of goodbye from Tokio, the pair left. "BUT THAT'S MY WORD!" Kenshin yelled after them, seething. When they were out of hearing range, Kenshin perked up and turned to Kaoru. "Did you really beat him up de gozaru?" When she nodded in agreement, he stared at her in awe, secretly happy that the copycat, err, wolf, got what he deserved. "Sessha needs to take lessons from you!"
Kaoru grinned. "Well, not fighting lessons but maybe another kind, ne?" (Gulp) "After sessha finishes the laundry de gozaru yo!" He yelled as he turned to run. "Maybe by then sessha won't be so scared of you anymore!" Laughing for once instead of angry, Kaoru let him go, just glad that the day wasn't a total disaster. For her anyway. Saitou was another matter all together.
Sighing in contentment she joined Kenshin and his laundry, wondering lazily what the next day would bring. {I can face anything with Kenshin by my side. It couldn't really get much worse anyway. Everyone in town is laughing at Saitou now and has completely forgotten us!} Everyone in town she says. (Evil grin)
Note: Just in case you actually don't know, sessha is a very humble form of I, basically translates "this unworthy one" Kenshin's word, I think he has a copyright on it, hehe…so Saitou was just being humble, too LOL!
And that completes my third chapter! Yay! ^_^ I know this chapter wasn't really lemon based or anything, but I thought it would be a fun one to feature Saitou and his wife since everyone seems to love them so much. I hope I got some laughs and that people are enjoying this, so leave me a review and let me know okay? If well received I will work on getting the next one out really soon too! Thank you guys!
Midori Natari Himura: Thank you for reviewing, I am a fan of your stories and writing so it is doubly appreciated. And thanks for the cookie. ^_^
Nim: You must have been looking over my shoulder when I wrote this cause your last review hit very close to the mark, LOL! I have had this chapter done since yesterday but had to throw that in.
Demon-Wolf: LOL, I know you wanted a description, but I would never live it down. My family would tease me about it for the rest of my life. They just don't forget things like that. ^_^
Prudence-Chan: You wanted more couples (Sano & Megumi) in the story and that is one of my ideas so I will try and comply with later chapters. For now you get Tokio and Saitou.
Thank you Sherah & Sister Weasel, where would I be without your ideas? Probably still writing stuff like that Rurouni Kenshin Commercial -_-; Hehe!
Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin or any of its characters. And I only make fun of them so much because I love 'em!
This chapter is not quite as lemony as usual, just finishing up business with Saitou and Tokio…
Thoughts are in {}
The Morning After
Chapter 3
Poor Saitou, his whole life had been ruined by one small woman! How could he have let it happen? It was the next day and he was up out of bed, despite his wife's protests. Determination was strong to see his own idea of justice done (Isn't that was he says he always fights for? hehe) and Tokio was going to be the one to carry it out. If there was anyone in this world he could trust with the job, it was his wife.
"Yes dear, I PROMISE I will go see Kamiya-san if you will just get back in bed and quit hunting for your cigarettes! I told you those things are bad for you, and if you don't quit, if they don't kill you I will!" Hands on her hips, she glared at him. He glared back. What a loving couple! It just brings tears to your eyes.
Saitou's shoulders slumped in defeat, and he limped painfully back to bed. Not that he was really giving in of course. He just knew better than to try and stare down he wife. Switching tactics, he chose to be meek, accepting help and eating his lunch like a good little boy. Finally satisfied with her husband's behavior, she left for the Kamiya dojo, promising to be back in time to fix dinner.
"Good! Now I can follow her!" Leaping out of bed and cringing with pain, the beaten and bruised cop dressed, coving up the bandages the best he could. There was really nothing he could do about the ones wrapped around his head, but people were so scared of him, its not like anyone would dare ask.
Leaving his house, he limped up the deserted little street and into an open, much busier avenue. Ignoring everyone and intent on his mission, he was surprised when he heard someone calling to him. "Hey look! It's that rude cop that got beaten up by a girl!" Whipping around, he came face to face with…A KID?!?! No, several kids, and each one was giggling and pointing. What happened to everyone being so scared of him?
"Go away brats!" He growled. One little boy made a face. "You can't tell us what to do. If you try, I'll call my mommy and she'll beat you up!" One very cute little girl, trying to make him feel better added "Does your head hurt mister? I bet my daddy knows how you feel, he gets that from mommy all the time." The other children began laughing hysterically at this, especially when Saitou emitted a low snarl and stomped (or limped as the case may be) off. The small kids ran down the street after him, singing a silly rhyme made up just for him. And about him. (Sorry, I can't come up with one myself; anyone else is free to try!)
Knowing he couldn't exactly attack the kids, but dearly wanting to, he ignored them and continued on. The whole way, any adults they passed by would join in the teasing, adding their own stinging remarks. But since he ignored them, thankfully the kids grew tired of this and left to pursue other misfortunates, leaving Saitou to finally spy in peace.
Arriving at the dojo, he considered how to best observe the occupants inside. It was obvious by the sounds coming from within that Tokio had not arrived yet, possibly running other errands first. He finally settled on a tall tree outside but right next to the wall, and climbing to the top despite the pain he was in, settled in for what promised to be a good show. An hour passed. Then two. When hour number three passed, he was ready to scream.
Not only had Tokio not kept her promise, the mind numbing activity in the dojo could put anyone to sleep! {How do they stand it, day after day, the Battousai washing his precious clothes and the girl and young boy brainlessly fighting each other with little wooden swords? The Battousai even COOKED! He would never stoop so low. And that free-loading Sanosuke, showing up at mealtimes and begging for money shamelessly.} Saitou couldn't really hear anything from his position except for low murmurs, but knew he was begging for money when Kaoru began to scream and yell over it, chasing Sano out of the dojo gate, brandishing a broom.
Just when Saitou was about to give up and head home, he heard a familiar voice announce themself at the gate. "Hello, is anyone home?" It was Tokio at last! Now the fun would begin! Leaning precariously forward in his high perch, he strained to hear what was being said.
Kaoru ran to the gate to greet her guest. It was a small woman, very unassuming in appearance. With a sweet smile she introduced herself. "Kamiya-san! I am Tokio, here as promised to give you exactly what you deserve for beating my poor husband."
"ORO!" A very shocked Kenshin had followed Kaoru. Not knowing about the incident from the day before, all he could do was stare. {My Kaoru beat Saitou? When I never could? Oro, this is looking very bad! Where can sessha find a place to hide!} Yahiko had also followed. "Wow, busu beat up that evil cop? Cool! I wish I could have seen that!"
"Yahiko! Hush!" Commanded a worried Kaoru. "Gomenasai, Tokio-san, I really shouldn't have done that, I hope you can forgive me!" She bowed to her guest. Rising, she gasped in shock when Tokio stepped forward and HUGGED her! "I promised him I would come and give you what you deserve, and you deserve my thanks! He had such a big head before all this it could barely fit in the house anymore! Arigato Kaoru-san, you have made my day! I will never forget what you have done for me!"
Kenshin, Kaoru, and Yahiko could do nothing but stare at Tokio. This was the last thing they had expected. Everything was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop. Or a cop fall out of a tree, which is exactly what happened! Saitou was so shocked at his wife's behavior he leaned much too far out of his hiding place and fell to the ground inside the dojo. Thump! Everyone jumped in surprise at the sound and turned to find Saitou, still staring in shock at his wife. Not even the fall and resulting pain could snap him out of it!
"Tokio! Why? How could you? I never knew…" He looked at the ground, unable to face her anymore. "I…I…I wish you had told me you felt that way! I would have behaved better, I swear!" Tokio ran over to her repentant husband and hugged him, while he groaned because of he cracked ribs. "Oh darling, I am so glad! Now we can be happy again since you have seen the error of your ways!"
Saitou coughed and looked at the ground again. "Does this mean I can't hunt down the Battousai anymore?" Tokio considered. "Well, as long as you are humble about it I really don't care what you do!" Grinning happily, everyone's favorite cop hugged his understanding wife while the dojo occupants around them sweat dropped and stared. Poor Kenshin hopes were so high, only to get shot down once again! Oh well, as I said before, Kaoru will protect him!
Tokio and Saitou stood up and prepared to leave. "So Battousai, sessha will hunt you down and kill you one day if this poor, humble man should be so fortunate." Tokio giggled happily. Kenshin gawked. "Demo, that's sessha's word!" Completely ignoring Kenshin's protests, Saitou turned to Kaoru. A very unwelcome ripple of fear ran through him. Hiding it, he addressed her. "Thank you so much for teaching sessha a lesson in humility, but please stay away from my wife because I really don't want her taking lessons from you. I really pity the Battousai and can just hope you don't get him before I do with your superior skills."
"Arigato, Saitou-san…I think." Turning, with a last wave of goodbye from Tokio, the pair left. "BUT THAT'S MY WORD!" Kenshin yelled after them, seething. When they were out of hearing range, Kenshin perked up and turned to Kaoru. "Did you really beat him up de gozaru?" When she nodded in agreement, he stared at her in awe, secretly happy that the copycat, err, wolf, got what he deserved. "Sessha needs to take lessons from you!"
Kaoru grinned. "Well, not fighting lessons but maybe another kind, ne?" (Gulp) "After sessha finishes the laundry de gozaru yo!" He yelled as he turned to run. "Maybe by then sessha won't be so scared of you anymore!" Laughing for once instead of angry, Kaoru let him go, just glad that the day wasn't a total disaster. For her anyway. Saitou was another matter all together.
Sighing in contentment she joined Kenshin and his laundry, wondering lazily what the next day would bring. {I can face anything with Kenshin by my side. It couldn't really get much worse anyway. Everyone in town is laughing at Saitou now and has completely forgotten us!} Everyone in town she says. (Evil grin)
Note: Just in case you actually don't know, sessha is a very humble form of I, basically translates "this unworthy one" Kenshin's word, I think he has a copyright on it, hehe…so Saitou was just being humble, too LOL!
And that completes my third chapter! Yay! ^_^ I know this chapter wasn't really lemon based or anything, but I thought it would be a fun one to feature Saitou and his wife since everyone seems to love them so much. I hope I got some laughs and that people are enjoying this, so leave me a review and let me know okay? If well received I will work on getting the next one out really soon too! Thank you guys!
