Hello! It's time again for the most pointless RK fanfic of them all! (You
do notice don't you that I am going absolutely nowhere with this and just
writing whatever happens to pop into my mind?) But hey, it's funny anyway!
Maybe I will think of a true plot sooner or later, but till then I will
just keep having some mindless fun! Everyone likes mindless stuff, right?
Great! Now that that is settled…
I still can't believe I am getting so many great reviews! My head is swelling big time! ^_^
Marstanuki: I am glad you were finally able to access the next chapter and leave a review! I was hoping it would work.
Susan: I am so glad other people found the Sakabatou joke funny, and the comments too, I enjoy throwing that stuff in. And I hope you find your head!
Chibigreenwizardmon: What a name! LOL Anyway, anyone I make fun of, I do it because I like them! Ask my family, I would never get away with making fun of them all the time otherwise. (Please Aoshi fans, keep that in mind this chapter and don't kill me!)
Firefury & Sasura: Awww, come on, you don't believe Kenshin would do that? Well, jealousy (and the control of an evil author) can drive a person to extreme measures, such as telling Misao to…HA! Thought I would tell huh!
Gypsy-chan: Yay! Another sakabatou joke fan! You have good taste, cause that is my favorite too! Hehe! And don't I wish I were some famous comedian! Thank you for the compliment! (Head just got bigger)
Midori: How do I come up with this stuff? Sometimes I wonder that myself…glad you love it though!
Lynne Katrea: Oh my, jelly beans of doom? You sound like me when I have had too much chocolate! LOL
Gochan: Loved the rhyme! It was too cute! Guess it was a good thing I couldn't think of one at the time!
And of course a thank you to Sherah (whatever your nickname will be this time around) and Sister Weasel. If people don't like what Misao does, I can point them your way!
Okay, I am itching to respond to all of your comments, but I will behave and actually write the story now before I get anything else thrown at me!
Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or any of the characters I use to cure my (and everyone else's) boredom.
The Morning After
Chapter 5
Misao entered the kitchen with doubt. Would Kenshin's plan really work, or would it only embarrass her further? Oh well, she would do anything to get Aoshi-sama's attention! And if it didn't work, she could just kill Kenshin! That would be a great stress reliever, plus it would give her the title of strongest so at least Aoshi would admire her for something! With renewed determination, she went to one of the cabinets and began to search. After several attempts at locating them, she found the items she is looking for and went to work with her shirt again. Giggling nervously, she looks down at her chest. {This really might work! They do look real! Thank you Himura!} With one last adjustment, she ran outside, calling Aoshi's name.
Meanwhile, Yahiko was headed home around the same time Misao had been demolishing the laundry. Before he could make it all the way, he met up with Sano and Megumi, and the two little girls, Ayame and Suzume. They were headed for the dojo as well, although I can't come up with a reason why. Just because I said so!
Entering the gate, Sano was about to call out a greeting when of all people, Misao walks out of the kitchen! Umm, more like Misao and two unexplainable somethings. Without even glancing towards the stunned group, she continues to call for her beloved Aoshi-sama. A door slid open, revealing the stoic man. "Nani?" With that one question he stopped dead, looking as stunned as the group standing at the gate.
While all this is going on, where are Kenshin and Kaoru? Watching the show, of course! Peeking through a crack in one of the sliding doors, they both saw everything. One looked stunned, and the other as always, very innocent. When Kaoru questioned him, Kenshin whispered a very dangerous explanation to his suddenly enraged girlfriend. With unequaled fury, she chokes the poor little rurouni, giving him no chance to explain how he knew too much for his own good. "Oroooooo!" But wide-eyed and innocent or swirly- eyed and unconscious, we love him anyway! (You notice no one hears anything when they aren't doing anything questionable.)
Back outside, Misao was still standing with her newly acquired womanly figure. After a few moments of silence, Suzume couldn't resist any longer and ran up to Misao. She was completely oblivious to the tension, and decided she wanted to hug her old friend! Clothes being tugged on, Misao kneeled down in front of the little girl who promptly put her arms around her.
Pulling back quickly, she gasped and stared at Misao. Everyone was watching REALLY closely now! Especially Misao, whose face was a bright red. She watched in horror as the little girl reached up and tapped her chest, suddenly giggling in delight. "They're hard!" She squealed and tapped again. Ayame was curious now and had to try too! Tap, giggle!
Megumi was close on the little girls' heels. Leaning forward, she tapped as well, much to Misao's dismay. Fox ears immediately popped up. "Care to explain this odd medical condition? Oh hohohoho!" Ignoring the fox lady, she scanned all the other faces surrounding her, finally settling on one, Aoshi's. He was still standing in the doorway watching, his face once again an impassive mask. {What can he be thinking of me now?}
Before she could gather her wits enough to respond to Megumi's question, Aoshi moved. Walking towards her slowly, he stared at her with his unnerving, heated gaze. {Has he finally noticed me? Will this be my moment of triumph? I think I am gonna pass out!} Standing in front of Misao who was still kneeling on the ground, he leaned over, his eyes still holding hers. Everyone watched without breathing for fear of ruining the moment. His hand reached out towards her ever so slowly…she closed her eyes and waited.
Tap tap! Eyes snapping open in horror at the sound, she saw Aoshi, now staring at her chest after having tapped it too! "Your correct. They are hard." He looked back up and into her eyes. "What are they?" All of this was said in his normal tone of voice. Still staring, she answered him before she thought. "R…rice bowls!"
There was complete silence for several seconds before the loud roar of Sano's laugh broke through. He ran forward, shoving Aoshi out of the way and bending down in front of Misao. "The weasel girl is wearing rice bowls?!?! How do you get them to stay there? Suction? I have gotta see this!"
Misao got back on her feet from where she had been sitting on the ground, steam coming out her ears and her face ten times redder than before. "You wanna see, huh? Here, HAVE A CLOSER LOOK!" She grabbed him by the head and the next thing he knew was darkness when she rammed his head into her chest. Calming down, she admired her handiwork as Sano slumped to the ground, swirly-eyed. "Hey, that works pretty well! Maybe I should wear them all the time!" (Megumi was laughing psychotically in the background of course)
Misao turned her attention back to Aoshi with large, teary eyes. "Aoshi- sama, it was all Himura's idea, I swear! But I was just doing it for you! If you would only see how I feel then you would understand! I know you will probably tell me that I am just a little girl and stupid tricks like this aren't going to get your attention, demo…" Before she could get any further with her babbling, Aoshi intervened. "Misao, your chest looks great, kiss me!" (LMAO, there is the kiss you asked me for Sasura! Regret it yet? I bet!)
Yahiko and Megumi sweat drop as Aoshi and Misao lock in a passionate embrace. Megumi looked at the very, VERY strange Aoshi and then down at the ground to Sano. {Rice bowls turn him on? The pervert! He is making rooster head look better all the time! Or maybe I should just move to England and become a nun…} (Megumi a nun? Very scary thought!)
Meanwhile, Misao was in heaven! She didn't care what had possessed him to act like this and wasn't about to ask either. But I know everyone else wants to know, so shall we take a peek inside his mind once again? Okay! {Everyone else around here is so screwy that I might as well join in…and anyway, they DO look good enough to eat!} (LOL! Rice bowls, eat…good grief, if anyone is screwy around here, its ME -_-;)
Ahhh, romance, isn't it wonderful? But such things do come at a price. Example: The door concealing Kaoru and Kenshin slid open and Kaoru stepped out, dragging an unconscious Kenshin behind her. She dumped him on the ground next to Sano and dusted off her hands. After Aoshi and Misao came up for air, she said "Well, this has been an exciting day for everyone! How about I fix dinner to celebrate?" Sano was off the ground in a flash. "Are you kidding? I'd rather eat frogs! In fact, I think I'll go catch some!" Running out of the dojo at top speed, he was followed by a panickedYahiko, who said Tsubame was going to cook him dinner. Megumi excused herself in a big hurry as well, claiming Dr. Genzai wanted the girls home for dinner. Picking the children up, she ran, screaming for Sano to save some of those frogs for her! As for Aoshi & Misao, they had other ideas and wanted a private room. (Do you get the feeling this is some sort of setup for the next chapter? You bet it is!) Finally, all that was left were Kenshin and Kaoru.
"Kenshin, you won't run off too will you?" She asked with tears and clenched fist ready to strike. Gathering his wits just in time, he said "Sessha will stay and eat whatever you cook as long as you promise not to hurt me de gozaru!" She ran off to the kitchen happily, leaving Kenshin still sitting in the dust. When she came back, he had moved to the porch and was nursing his wounds. "Ta da!" She presented him with an unidentifiable lump of something, which could have been anything from burned rice to burned rubber.
"On second thought, sessha has always wanted to try frog de gozaru ca!" He squeaked and stumbled as fast as he could out the gate of the dojo and into the gathering dusk. Shaking a fist at his retreating figure, she yelled something about him being the next to croak, but it seemed a bit more half- hearted than usual. Suddenly smiling in contentment, she turned and went back inside, locking the dojo gate. {So half the town knew what Kenshin and I did. I can at least help give Misao some privacy, even if I did have to run off Kenshin to do it!}
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About four hours later, Kaoru was walking around the dojo grounds before seeking her own rest. Kenshin had returned not long before, begging for forgiveness, which he promptly received, since she had meant to run him off anyway. She turned one corner of her home and froze at what she saw. Sano was crouched near the wall of the room occupied by Misao and Aoshi, trying to listen. At first she was angry and was ready to send him flying over the wall, but then, she got a MUCH better idea! Creeping up behind him, she pounced, grabbing him by the ear and dragging him out of hearing range.
"You are really pathetic! I know your relationship with Megumi-san is the only one that isn't getting anywhere, and you are desperate for whatever tidbits you can get," she said slyly, "But listening at the door? That really is sad! It's no wonder she laughs in your face all the time. I bet you couldn't get her to go out with you if you tried!"
At this, Sano began to fume! Not only because he actually got caught spying on the weasel girl, although that was a big part of it. He shuddered to think of what she would do to him if she found out. Or even, GULP, Aoshi! But anyway, he was also offended that anyone would accuse him of failing where women were concerned! A sex symbol such as himself should not have to endure such accusations! With his temper raging, and being forever the hot- tempered betting man, he immediately took up the challenge. "FINE! The fox lady wouldn't reject someone like me! If I can get her to go out with me, you pay for the dinner. If I can't, I'll…I'll…"
"I"LL get to tell Misao-chan exactly what you were up to, and then she will get to deal with you however she sees fit. And if she chooses to throw her kunai at you, then you have to stand still!" A cold chill of fear shot down his spine followed by a rush of adrenaline. "You're On Jo-chan!"
After a bit more arguing, they finally determined the details. Kaoru laid down the rules. "You get all of tomorrow to at least get her to agree, but it must be done by sunset! And I am gonna follow you EVERYWHERE all day so I will know what happens for myself!"
Kaoru, with a look of triumph, and Sano, with a VERY grim but determined face, shook hands on the deal. Something big was gonna happen tomorrow, he just knew it. He also just hoped it would end with Megumi going out with him and not her taking care of his wounds!
Ha! See, I told you I would finally get some sort of idea for Sano & Megumi if you gave me time. So I was actually able to at least set up the plot for the next part in this chapter. Anyway, I thought chapter 4 was hard to write! This one wins out by far! I hope it turned out good and funny enough. I like it, but I still have a few doubts. It normally doesn't take me that long to write a chapter, but this one took hours! LOL! Let me know what you guys think! I love getting your reviews so much!
I still can't believe I am getting so many great reviews! My head is swelling big time! ^_^
Marstanuki: I am glad you were finally able to access the next chapter and leave a review! I was hoping it would work.
Susan: I am so glad other people found the Sakabatou joke funny, and the comments too, I enjoy throwing that stuff in. And I hope you find your head!
Chibigreenwizardmon: What a name! LOL Anyway, anyone I make fun of, I do it because I like them! Ask my family, I would never get away with making fun of them all the time otherwise. (Please Aoshi fans, keep that in mind this chapter and don't kill me!)
Firefury & Sasura: Awww, come on, you don't believe Kenshin would do that? Well, jealousy (and the control of an evil author) can drive a person to extreme measures, such as telling Misao to…HA! Thought I would tell huh!
Gypsy-chan: Yay! Another sakabatou joke fan! You have good taste, cause that is my favorite too! Hehe! And don't I wish I were some famous comedian! Thank you for the compliment! (Head just got bigger)
Midori: How do I come up with this stuff? Sometimes I wonder that myself…glad you love it though!
Lynne Katrea: Oh my, jelly beans of doom? You sound like me when I have had too much chocolate! LOL
Gochan: Loved the rhyme! It was too cute! Guess it was a good thing I couldn't think of one at the time!
And of course a thank you to Sherah (whatever your nickname will be this time around) and Sister Weasel. If people don't like what Misao does, I can point them your way!
Okay, I am itching to respond to all of your comments, but I will behave and actually write the story now before I get anything else thrown at me!
Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or any of the characters I use to cure my (and everyone else's) boredom.
The Morning After
Chapter 5
Misao entered the kitchen with doubt. Would Kenshin's plan really work, or would it only embarrass her further? Oh well, she would do anything to get Aoshi-sama's attention! And if it didn't work, she could just kill Kenshin! That would be a great stress reliever, plus it would give her the title of strongest so at least Aoshi would admire her for something! With renewed determination, she went to one of the cabinets and began to search. After several attempts at locating them, she found the items she is looking for and went to work with her shirt again. Giggling nervously, she looks down at her chest. {This really might work! They do look real! Thank you Himura!} With one last adjustment, she ran outside, calling Aoshi's name.
Meanwhile, Yahiko was headed home around the same time Misao had been demolishing the laundry. Before he could make it all the way, he met up with Sano and Megumi, and the two little girls, Ayame and Suzume. They were headed for the dojo as well, although I can't come up with a reason why. Just because I said so!
Entering the gate, Sano was about to call out a greeting when of all people, Misao walks out of the kitchen! Umm, more like Misao and two unexplainable somethings. Without even glancing towards the stunned group, she continues to call for her beloved Aoshi-sama. A door slid open, revealing the stoic man. "Nani?" With that one question he stopped dead, looking as stunned as the group standing at the gate.
While all this is going on, where are Kenshin and Kaoru? Watching the show, of course! Peeking through a crack in one of the sliding doors, they both saw everything. One looked stunned, and the other as always, very innocent. When Kaoru questioned him, Kenshin whispered a very dangerous explanation to his suddenly enraged girlfriend. With unequaled fury, she chokes the poor little rurouni, giving him no chance to explain how he knew too much for his own good. "Oroooooo!" But wide-eyed and innocent or swirly- eyed and unconscious, we love him anyway! (You notice no one hears anything when they aren't doing anything questionable.)
Back outside, Misao was still standing with her newly acquired womanly figure. After a few moments of silence, Suzume couldn't resist any longer and ran up to Misao. She was completely oblivious to the tension, and decided she wanted to hug her old friend! Clothes being tugged on, Misao kneeled down in front of the little girl who promptly put her arms around her.
Pulling back quickly, she gasped and stared at Misao. Everyone was watching REALLY closely now! Especially Misao, whose face was a bright red. She watched in horror as the little girl reached up and tapped her chest, suddenly giggling in delight. "They're hard!" She squealed and tapped again. Ayame was curious now and had to try too! Tap, giggle!
Megumi was close on the little girls' heels. Leaning forward, she tapped as well, much to Misao's dismay. Fox ears immediately popped up. "Care to explain this odd medical condition? Oh hohohoho!" Ignoring the fox lady, she scanned all the other faces surrounding her, finally settling on one, Aoshi's. He was still standing in the doorway watching, his face once again an impassive mask. {What can he be thinking of me now?}
Before she could gather her wits enough to respond to Megumi's question, Aoshi moved. Walking towards her slowly, he stared at her with his unnerving, heated gaze. {Has he finally noticed me? Will this be my moment of triumph? I think I am gonna pass out!} Standing in front of Misao who was still kneeling on the ground, he leaned over, his eyes still holding hers. Everyone watched without breathing for fear of ruining the moment. His hand reached out towards her ever so slowly…she closed her eyes and waited.
Tap tap! Eyes snapping open in horror at the sound, she saw Aoshi, now staring at her chest after having tapped it too! "Your correct. They are hard." He looked back up and into her eyes. "What are they?" All of this was said in his normal tone of voice. Still staring, she answered him before she thought. "R…rice bowls!"
There was complete silence for several seconds before the loud roar of Sano's laugh broke through. He ran forward, shoving Aoshi out of the way and bending down in front of Misao. "The weasel girl is wearing rice bowls?!?! How do you get them to stay there? Suction? I have gotta see this!"
Misao got back on her feet from where she had been sitting on the ground, steam coming out her ears and her face ten times redder than before. "You wanna see, huh? Here, HAVE A CLOSER LOOK!" She grabbed him by the head and the next thing he knew was darkness when she rammed his head into her chest. Calming down, she admired her handiwork as Sano slumped to the ground, swirly-eyed. "Hey, that works pretty well! Maybe I should wear them all the time!" (Megumi was laughing psychotically in the background of course)
Misao turned her attention back to Aoshi with large, teary eyes. "Aoshi- sama, it was all Himura's idea, I swear! But I was just doing it for you! If you would only see how I feel then you would understand! I know you will probably tell me that I am just a little girl and stupid tricks like this aren't going to get your attention, demo…" Before she could get any further with her babbling, Aoshi intervened. "Misao, your chest looks great, kiss me!" (LMAO, there is the kiss you asked me for Sasura! Regret it yet? I bet!)
Yahiko and Megumi sweat drop as Aoshi and Misao lock in a passionate embrace. Megumi looked at the very, VERY strange Aoshi and then down at the ground to Sano. {Rice bowls turn him on? The pervert! He is making rooster head look better all the time! Or maybe I should just move to England and become a nun…} (Megumi a nun? Very scary thought!)
Meanwhile, Misao was in heaven! She didn't care what had possessed him to act like this and wasn't about to ask either. But I know everyone else wants to know, so shall we take a peek inside his mind once again? Okay! {Everyone else around here is so screwy that I might as well join in…and anyway, they DO look good enough to eat!} (LOL! Rice bowls, eat…good grief, if anyone is screwy around here, its ME -_-;)
Ahhh, romance, isn't it wonderful? But such things do come at a price. Example: The door concealing Kaoru and Kenshin slid open and Kaoru stepped out, dragging an unconscious Kenshin behind her. She dumped him on the ground next to Sano and dusted off her hands. After Aoshi and Misao came up for air, she said "Well, this has been an exciting day for everyone! How about I fix dinner to celebrate?" Sano was off the ground in a flash. "Are you kidding? I'd rather eat frogs! In fact, I think I'll go catch some!" Running out of the dojo at top speed, he was followed by a panickedYahiko, who said Tsubame was going to cook him dinner. Megumi excused herself in a big hurry as well, claiming Dr. Genzai wanted the girls home for dinner. Picking the children up, she ran, screaming for Sano to save some of those frogs for her! As for Aoshi & Misao, they had other ideas and wanted a private room. (Do you get the feeling this is some sort of setup for the next chapter? You bet it is!) Finally, all that was left were Kenshin and Kaoru.
"Kenshin, you won't run off too will you?" She asked with tears and clenched fist ready to strike. Gathering his wits just in time, he said "Sessha will stay and eat whatever you cook as long as you promise not to hurt me de gozaru!" She ran off to the kitchen happily, leaving Kenshin still sitting in the dust. When she came back, he had moved to the porch and was nursing his wounds. "Ta da!" She presented him with an unidentifiable lump of something, which could have been anything from burned rice to burned rubber.
"On second thought, sessha has always wanted to try frog de gozaru ca!" He squeaked and stumbled as fast as he could out the gate of the dojo and into the gathering dusk. Shaking a fist at his retreating figure, she yelled something about him being the next to croak, but it seemed a bit more half- hearted than usual. Suddenly smiling in contentment, she turned and went back inside, locking the dojo gate. {So half the town knew what Kenshin and I did. I can at least help give Misao some privacy, even if I did have to run off Kenshin to do it!}
* * * *
About four hours later, Kaoru was walking around the dojo grounds before seeking her own rest. Kenshin had returned not long before, begging for forgiveness, which he promptly received, since she had meant to run him off anyway. She turned one corner of her home and froze at what she saw. Sano was crouched near the wall of the room occupied by Misao and Aoshi, trying to listen. At first she was angry and was ready to send him flying over the wall, but then, she got a MUCH better idea! Creeping up behind him, she pounced, grabbing him by the ear and dragging him out of hearing range.
"You are really pathetic! I know your relationship with Megumi-san is the only one that isn't getting anywhere, and you are desperate for whatever tidbits you can get," she said slyly, "But listening at the door? That really is sad! It's no wonder she laughs in your face all the time. I bet you couldn't get her to go out with you if you tried!"
At this, Sano began to fume! Not only because he actually got caught spying on the weasel girl, although that was a big part of it. He shuddered to think of what she would do to him if she found out. Or even, GULP, Aoshi! But anyway, he was also offended that anyone would accuse him of failing where women were concerned! A sex symbol such as himself should not have to endure such accusations! With his temper raging, and being forever the hot- tempered betting man, he immediately took up the challenge. "FINE! The fox lady wouldn't reject someone like me! If I can get her to go out with me, you pay for the dinner. If I can't, I'll…I'll…"
"I"LL get to tell Misao-chan exactly what you were up to, and then she will get to deal with you however she sees fit. And if she chooses to throw her kunai at you, then you have to stand still!" A cold chill of fear shot down his spine followed by a rush of adrenaline. "You're On Jo-chan!"
After a bit more arguing, they finally determined the details. Kaoru laid down the rules. "You get all of tomorrow to at least get her to agree, but it must be done by sunset! And I am gonna follow you EVERYWHERE all day so I will know what happens for myself!"
Kaoru, with a look of triumph, and Sano, with a VERY grim but determined face, shook hands on the deal. Something big was gonna happen tomorrow, he just knew it. He also just hoped it would end with Megumi going out with him and not her taking care of his wounds!
Ha! See, I told you I would finally get some sort of idea for Sano & Megumi if you gave me time. So I was actually able to at least set up the plot for the next part in this chapter. Anyway, I thought chapter 4 was hard to write! This one wins out by far! I hope it turned out good and funny enough. I like it, but I still have a few doubts. It normally doesn't take me that long to write a chapter, but this one took hours! LOL! Let me know what you guys think! I love getting your reviews so much!
