Muffinjerrie and Pastryteazer
Muffinjerrie and Pastryteazer. We're two notorious sweet toothed cats. We walk about town looking for bakeries. We'll wander round for a pumpkin pie. We have an extensive reputation, we make our home in the Krispy Kream. That is merely our centre of operation, for we are incurably given to eat.
When the area pantry is found ajar and the cookie jar is a field of war. If a doughnut or two is gone off the shelf which presently fails to be free of mess. If the drawers are pulled out from the kitchen chest and you suddenly lost your dinner guests. Or after supper one of the boys, suddenly lost their cake by the toys. Then the family will say it's that horrible cat. It was Muffinjerrie and Pastryteazer and most of the time, they leave it at that.
Muffinjerrie and Pastryteazer had an unusual taste for the sweet. They had highly efficient sweet teeth as well, and were remarkably smart at the cookie grab. They made their home in the Krispy Kream, they had no favorite brownie flavor. They were plausible fellows who liked to engage a friendly baker in conversation.
When the family assembled for Sunday diner with their minds made up that they wouldn't get thinner on banana nut muffins, doughnuts with cream then the cook would appear from behind the scenes and say in a voice that is broken with sorrow, I'm afraid you must wait and have dessert tomorrow for the muffin has gone from the oven like that! Then the family will say it's that horrible cat! Was it Muffinjerrie or Pastryteazer, and most of the time they left it at that.
Muffinjerrie and Pastryteazer had a wonderful way of working together. And some of the time it was cookies with nuts and some of the you would say it was better. We go through the kitchen like a hurricane and no sober baker could take his oath was it Muffinjerrie or Pastryteazer or could you have sworn that it might'ave been both?
And when you heat a dining room smash, or up from the pantry there came a loud crash, or down from the kitchen there came a lout squege from a cake that was commonly filled up with cream. Then the family will say, now which was which cat? IT WAS Muffinjerrie AND! Pastryteazer, and there's nothing at all to be done about that!
