DW: Whoo hoo! After many a month I'm back to my humorous (and somewhat
lame) series!

Bunny: DW, why didn't I get to kill Hilde? You got to kill Relena AND
WuFei....

DW: And my sword needs to be cleaned-

Moomba: I can't imagine why.... with cutting through a couch *and* a
person.

DW: Oh please! I clean it more often then that. I used it as a steak
knife two weeks ago and left it in the kitchen.

Bunny: Pretty please! I'll be your bestist friend!

Moomba: So why isn't it cleaned yet you lazy bum?

DW: Let's just say I don't have a kitchen anymore... it's a bacteria
breeding hole.

Bunny: Pretty please with sprinkles, cherries, waffles, and cheese on
top!

DW: Anyway, on with our story! Oh, and in advance, there is cussing in
this chapter... not alot, but for those of you who would be offended
please be warned.

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Chapter um.... you know.. the one with the number... and stuff
Catherine's Turn

Cathrine: Hi Everyone!

All: ........

Cathrine: Fine! Be that way! *walks off*

Duo: Well would ya look at that, looks like we won't get to sit through
a story this chapter.

Trowa: What a shame.

DW: Aw come on guys, I'm sure I can come up with ~something~ on such
short notice.

Heero: It isn't going to involve puppets, is it?

DW: Lucky for you guys, probably.

Quatre: I like puppets....

Zechs: How about I tell a ghost story now?

Pilots (save Quatre... and WuFei [who's still dead]): Please Lord YES!

Zechs: All right.... this story is based on events in real life. Once
there was a cruel she-demon who trapped five unusually good looking guys,
and one not so good looking one, into a hell hole. She then proceded to
make them tell stupid stories for other peoples entertainment.

DW: I don't like where this is going...

Zechs: After a few of these awful stories she killed the not so good
looking guy, and made the rest keep telling stories. She threatened to
put them in a former kitchen-turned-bacteria-breeding-farm.

DW: Alright, alright fine! Enough! Someone's asking for an ass kicking!

Zechs: Aw crap.

DW: Then the demon decided she would lock the loud mouth pilot into a
room with many a fan girl.

Zechs: You wouldn't.

~*Later*~

*Zechs can be seen with his face smashed against a glass wall while
dozens of fan girls glomp him*

DW: Never underestimate the power of an angry writer with too much time
on her hands and a part time job. I could afford to rent that glass box
for a week. *evil smile**turns to the other 4 pilots* Anyone else want to
challenge my say?

Pilots: *shake their heads* No way.

DW: That's what I thought.

Moomba: This is Moomba and Bunny signing off for today's crappiest
installment of GWing Ghost Stories!

Bunny: *chasing Hilde* Come'ere you!

Hilde: AH!!!!

DW: Tune in next time to hear Dorothy tell her story.

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DW: Uh oh Moomba...

Moomba: What now DW?

DW: We forgot to put in the disclaimer again.

Moomba: Then put it in you fug.

DW: Fuglier!

Moomba: Fugliest!

DW: Your the fugliest fug that ever fugged!

Moomba: *gasp* How- could you!

Bunny: We don't own anything... except the rights to the word fug,
which is NOT a bad word. Ok, no we don't... but we do got bacteria!
Aren't they cute?