SCENE FOUR: **Snape, Dumbledore and McGonagall are walking to confront
Harry and Ron, who are sitting in Snape's office.**
Our Harry (Sung to the tune of 'Maria')
(Snape)
He had a spree and struck a tree
And Muggles saw his car
He waltzes into Hogwarts late
And thinks he's quite the star
He's used to fame and glory
Just because he has that scar
I'm getting quite fed up with all this hogwash
(Snape)
He thinks he's quite the hero
(McGonagall)
Well, his bravery is real
(Snape)
He's always courting danger
(McGonagall)
Yes, it shows he has some zeal
(Snape)
I'm afraid I have to say it:
Albus, I firmly feel
That Potter should be thrown right out of Hogwarts
(McGonagall)
I'd like to say a word in his defense
Dumbledore: Yes, Minerva?
(McGonagall, struggling to fine something good to say)
He's really
Not so
Dense
(Snape snickers while McGonagall purses her lips in frustration)
(Dumbledore)
How do you solve a problem like our Harry?
(McGonagall)
How can you catch a blodger or a snitch?
(Dumbledore)
How do you find a way to deal with Harry?
(Snape)
A month of detention with loss of house points?
(McGonagall)
You Wish!
(Dumbledore)
Many a spell you know you'd like to teach him
There's many a curse he might not want to hear
(McGonagall)
But how do you make him stay?
Keep "You-know-who" out of the way
(Dumbledore)
Sooner or later he's bound to reappear
(All three)
Oh, how do you solve a problem like our Harry?
(Dumbledore)
How do you make a Boggart disappear?
(Snape)
When I teach him I get mad
He's unruly and he's bad
And he's always up to something late at night
He goes sneaking round the grounds
Where there's trouble, he'll be found
He's a rotter! He's a devil!
(McGonagall)
He's a sprite!
(Snape)
He can boil a cauldron down
Turn a smile into a frown
I swear he plays around with magic like a toy
(McGonagall)
He is gifted!
(Snape)
He's a git!
(McGonagall)
He is fearless!
(Snape)
Gives me fits!
He's a nuisance!
(McGonagall)
He's our savior!
(Dumbledore)
He's a boy!
(All three)
How do you solve a problem like our Harry?
How can you catch a blodger or a snitch?
How do you find a way to deal with Harry?
(Snape)
A month of detention with loss of house points
(McGonagall)
You Wish!
(All three)
Many a spell you know you'd like to teach him
There's many a curse he might not want to hear
But how do you make him stay
Keep "You-know-who" out of the way
Sooner or later he's bound to reappear
Oh, how do you solve a problem like our Harry?
How do you make a Boggart disappear?
Our Harry (Sung to the tune of 'Maria')
(Snape)
He had a spree and struck a tree
And Muggles saw his car
He waltzes into Hogwarts late
And thinks he's quite the star
He's used to fame and glory
Just because he has that scar
I'm getting quite fed up with all this hogwash
(Snape)
He thinks he's quite the hero
(McGonagall)
Well, his bravery is real
(Snape)
He's always courting danger
(McGonagall)
Yes, it shows he has some zeal
(Snape)
I'm afraid I have to say it:
Albus, I firmly feel
That Potter should be thrown right out of Hogwarts
(McGonagall)
I'd like to say a word in his defense
Dumbledore: Yes, Minerva?
(McGonagall, struggling to fine something good to say)
He's really
Not so
Dense
(Snape snickers while McGonagall purses her lips in frustration)
(Dumbledore)
How do you solve a problem like our Harry?
(McGonagall)
How can you catch a blodger or a snitch?
(Dumbledore)
How do you find a way to deal with Harry?
(Snape)
A month of detention with loss of house points?
(McGonagall)
You Wish!
(Dumbledore)
Many a spell you know you'd like to teach him
There's many a curse he might not want to hear
(McGonagall)
But how do you make him stay?
Keep "You-know-who" out of the way
(Dumbledore)
Sooner or later he's bound to reappear
(All three)
Oh, how do you solve a problem like our Harry?
(Dumbledore)
How do you make a Boggart disappear?
(Snape)
When I teach him I get mad
He's unruly and he's bad
And he's always up to something late at night
He goes sneaking round the grounds
Where there's trouble, he'll be found
He's a rotter! He's a devil!
(McGonagall)
He's a sprite!
(Snape)
He can boil a cauldron down
Turn a smile into a frown
I swear he plays around with magic like a toy
(McGonagall)
He is gifted!
(Snape)
He's a git!
(McGonagall)
He is fearless!
(Snape)
Gives me fits!
He's a nuisance!
(McGonagall)
He's our savior!
(Dumbledore)
He's a boy!
(All three)
How do you solve a problem like our Harry?
How can you catch a blodger or a snitch?
How do you find a way to deal with Harry?
(Snape)
A month of detention with loss of house points
(McGonagall)
You Wish!
(All three)
Many a spell you know you'd like to teach him
There's many a curse he might not want to hear
But how do you make him stay
Keep "You-know-who" out of the way
Sooner or later he's bound to reappear
Oh, how do you solve a problem like our Harry?
How do you make a Boggart disappear?
