Scene 5: In the "Defense Against the Dark Arts" class, Lockhart explains his philosophy on life.


The Gilderoy Things (Sung to the tune of 'My Favorite Things')


Dozens of best-selling books that I've written

Love happy looks on the ladies I've smitten

Valentines sent out by Cupids with wings

These are a few of the "Gilderoy" things




Pictures of me with my smile that's so cheery

Bright-colored dress robes, I want nothing dreary

Plucking with ease on adoring heartstrings

These are a few of the "Gilderoy" things





People who buy all the lies that I've spouted

It's so amazing so few of you doubted

That I can do all these marvelous things

You can't imagine the joy that it brings






If you catch me

Telling lies, well

This is what I'll do

I'll simply remember my favorite spell

I'll 'Obliviate' you too!