Scene 5: In the "Defense Against the Dark Arts" class, Lockhart explains his philosophy on life.
The Gilderoy Things (Sung to the tune of 'My Favorite Things')
Dozens of best-selling books that I've written
Love happy looks on the ladies I've smitten
Valentines sent out by Cupids with wings
These are a few of the "Gilderoy" things
Pictures of me with my smile that's so cheery
Bright-colored dress robes, I want nothing dreary
Plucking with ease on adoring heartstrings
These are a few of the "Gilderoy" things
People who buy all the lies that I've spouted
It's so amazing so few of you doubted
That I can do all these marvelous things
You can't imagine the joy that it brings
If you catch me
Telling lies, well
This is what I'll do
I'll simply remember my favorite spell
I'll 'Obliviate' you too!
