Scene Seven: The first meeting of 'The Dueling Club'.
DO YOU, DO YOU, DO YOU WANT TO DUEL (Sung to the tune of 'The Lonely Goatherd')
(Lockhart)
Here in the hall we will start our club now
Do you, do you, do you, do you want to duel?
I thought we'd stir up a little hubbub now
Do you, do you, do you want to duel?
Students from all of the houses are here now
Do you, do you, do you, do you want to duel?
Professor Snape, let me make it quite clear now
Do you, do you, do you want to duel?
(Students)
Oh, oh, Gilderoy's in trouble
Oh, oh, this is his bad day
Oh, oh, Gilderoy's in trouble
Snape's gonna blast him good today
(Lockhart)
Look how politely I bow and I greet him
Do you, do you, do you, do you want to duel?
(Harry)
Snape looks like he plans to skin and to eat him
I wouldn't want to, wouldn't want to duel
(Gilderoy)
Neither of us will be aiming to kill now
We just want to, we just want to, want to duel
(Ron)
Oh, what shame, that would be a thrill now
Watching Snape disintegrate that fool
(Students)
Oh, oh, Gilderoy's in trouble
Oh, oh, this is his bad day
Oh, oh, Gilderoy's in trouble
Snape's gonna blast him good today
**Snape blasts Gilderoy across the room
Gilderoy gets up shakily and retrieves his wand**
(Snape)
One little charm that you must learn well is
If you, if you, if you, if you want to duel
One little spell called 'Expelliarmus'
If you, if you, if you want to duel
(Lockhart)
Professor Snape, that is quite enough now
Don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you think so too?
Maybe the kids want to strut their stuff now
(Snape)
You just hate to, you just hate to lose
(Slytherins)
Uh, huh, Snapey is the one guy
Uh, huh, you don't want to duel
Uh, huh, I suggest you don't try
That Gilderoy is such a fool!
(Students)
Let's just start blasting spells out of our wands now
We just want to, we just want to, want to duel
Watch as the wands fall right out of our hands now
We just want to, we just want to duel
(Ron)
Draco Malfoy was partnered with Harry
In a little, in a little, little duel
The next thing that happened was quite scary
In their little, in their little duel
(All)
Oh, no, Snapey's helping Malfoy
Oh, oh, they're two evil gits
Oh, dear, with Snapey helping Malfoy
Our hero might be blown to bits
(Hermione)
Snape taught Malfoy how to shoot out a snake now
In their little, in their little, little duel
That ended up being a big mistake now
In their little, in their little duel
(Justin Finch-Fletchley)
Harry was trying to block a spell now
In their little, in their little, little duel
And to the snake he could talk quite well now
And that finished up their little duel
(Students)
Oh, Oh, he's a parselmouth, oh
Oh, oh, he can talk to snakes
Oh, oh, he's a parselmouth, oh
What a difference that makes
(Snape)
I always suspected that he was a freak now
Even though he was more than a little dim
And seeing how well with snakes he can speak now
He just might be "The Heir to Slytherin!"
(Snape)
Oh, no Harry
(Students echoing)
(Oh, no Harry)
(Snape)
Is he the heir-ee?
(Students)
(Is he the heir-ee?)
(Snape)
I wonder if he is
(Students)
(I wonder if he is)
(Snape)
I wonder if he is
(Students)
(I wonder if he is)
(Snape)
I wonder if he is
(Students)
(I wonder if he is)
(Snape)
The heir to Slyther-slyther-slytherin
(All)
WHOA!
DO YOU, DO YOU, DO YOU WANT TO DUEL (Sung to the tune of 'The Lonely Goatherd')
(Lockhart)
Here in the hall we will start our club now
Do you, do you, do you, do you want to duel?
I thought we'd stir up a little hubbub now
Do you, do you, do you want to duel?
Students from all of the houses are here now
Do you, do you, do you, do you want to duel?
Professor Snape, let me make it quite clear now
Do you, do you, do you want to duel?
(Students)
Oh, oh, Gilderoy's in trouble
Oh, oh, this is his bad day
Oh, oh, Gilderoy's in trouble
Snape's gonna blast him good today
(Lockhart)
Look how politely I bow and I greet him
Do you, do you, do you, do you want to duel?
(Harry)
Snape looks like he plans to skin and to eat him
I wouldn't want to, wouldn't want to duel
(Gilderoy)
Neither of us will be aiming to kill now
We just want to, we just want to, want to duel
(Ron)
Oh, what shame, that would be a thrill now
Watching Snape disintegrate that fool
(Students)
Oh, oh, Gilderoy's in trouble
Oh, oh, this is his bad day
Oh, oh, Gilderoy's in trouble
Snape's gonna blast him good today
**Snape blasts Gilderoy across the room
Gilderoy gets up shakily and retrieves his wand**
(Snape)
One little charm that you must learn well is
If you, if you, if you, if you want to duel
One little spell called 'Expelliarmus'
If you, if you, if you want to duel
(Lockhart)
Professor Snape, that is quite enough now
Don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you think so too?
Maybe the kids want to strut their stuff now
(Snape)
You just hate to, you just hate to lose
(Slytherins)
Uh, huh, Snapey is the one guy
Uh, huh, you don't want to duel
Uh, huh, I suggest you don't try
That Gilderoy is such a fool!
(Students)
Let's just start blasting spells out of our wands now
We just want to, we just want to, want to duel
Watch as the wands fall right out of our hands now
We just want to, we just want to duel
(Ron)
Draco Malfoy was partnered with Harry
In a little, in a little, little duel
The next thing that happened was quite scary
In their little, in their little duel
(All)
Oh, no, Snapey's helping Malfoy
Oh, oh, they're two evil gits
Oh, dear, with Snapey helping Malfoy
Our hero might be blown to bits
(Hermione)
Snape taught Malfoy how to shoot out a snake now
In their little, in their little, little duel
That ended up being a big mistake now
In their little, in their little duel
(Justin Finch-Fletchley)
Harry was trying to block a spell now
In their little, in their little, little duel
And to the snake he could talk quite well now
And that finished up their little duel
(Students)
Oh, Oh, he's a parselmouth, oh
Oh, oh, he can talk to snakes
Oh, oh, he's a parselmouth, oh
What a difference that makes
(Snape)
I always suspected that he was a freak now
Even though he was more than a little dim
And seeing how well with snakes he can speak now
He just might be "The Heir to Slytherin!"
(Snape)
Oh, no Harry
(Students echoing)
(Oh, no Harry)
(Snape)
Is he the heir-ee?
(Students)
(Is he the heir-ee?)
(Snape)
I wonder if he is
(Students)
(I wonder if he is)
(Snape)
I wonder if he is
(Students)
(I wonder if he is)
(Snape)
I wonder if he is
(Students)
(I wonder if he is)
(Snape)
The heir to Slyther-slyther-slytherin
(All)
WHOA!
