Scene Eight: The Heir of Slytherin terrorizes the whole school.


SO LONG, FAREWELL (Sung to the tune of, uh, 'So Long, Farewell', duh)

(Students)
There's a weird sort of monster who is prowling the halls

And is writing on the walls in blood

And all around Hogwarts they are wondering if

They're gonna stop at just Mudbloods


(Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle)
Mudbloods, mudbloods

(Students/Slytherin trio)
We wonder who's the heir now (Mudbloods)

The rest of you beware now (Mudbloods)

'Cause here's a list (Mudbloods)

For you



**After each of the victims tell their tale, they are petrified and removed to a hospital bed. Also, with each chorus more and
more of the students start looking very suspiciously at Harry.**


(Mrs. Norris)
So long, farewell, the monster looked at me

I hung by tail, for all the school to see



(Colin Creevey)
So long, farewell, I took a little pic

Next thing I know, I was hard as a brick




(Justin Finch-Fletchley)
So long, farewell, I peered through Headless Nick

It didn't help, I still got frozen quick



(Nearly Headless Nick)
So long farewell, oh, can you quite believe it?

Although I'm dead, even I could not perceive it?



(Penelope Clearwater)
So long, farewell, I thought we were so clever

I hope we won't be frozen here forever



(Hermione)
So long farewell, can it get any stranger?

The mirror we brought could not remove the danger



**Music slows**
(Ron, very sadly)
My sister's gone, I think that she will pay now

(Harry, getting an idea)
The Chamber's here, I think I know the way now

We'll try


**Gestures for Ron and Lockhart to go with him)


(Lockhart, aghast)
"WE'LL" try?


**Ron and Harry pull out their wands and point them at him**

(Ron and Harry, their mouths and wands set firmly)
We'll try!

(Crowd, mournfully)
Goodbye!