Yeah, we wrote a second part to this. And yeah, we will write more.
Actually, we are considering the possibility of writing a trilogy,
since we love trilogies so much! :)
Disclaimer: LOTR was created by JRR Tolkien, and all the characters
and names you recognize belong to him. Debora and Claudia are just
two internet girls having some fun with their favorite characters.
Not copyright infringement was intended. This was made just for fun.
And yes, we ARE nuts, so don't bother emailing us just to tell us
that. Reviews are ALWAYS welcome! :)
Debora (Brazilian Nut) and Claudia (ElfNut)
PS: This one is rated NC-17
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Nuts in Middle Earth
Chapter 2
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Debora walked to Claudia, purposefully interposing herself between
Claudia and Legolas. It wouldn't do Claudia any good if she drooled
herself until dehydration.
Debora whispered to Claudia. "What are we going to do? How did
we end up here, at Middle Earth???"
Claudia answered, "I don't really mind... Leggy is here!"
Debora glanced over her shoulder, and found Legolas still eyeing them
with caution.
Aragorn, after getting over the initial shock of two women falling
literally from the sky on top of them, approached. "Who are you
exactly and from where do you come?"
Claudia, who seemed to have finally gotten a stronger grip on
herself, started to answer. "Well, we come from Earth, and..."
At that, Gandalf interrupted them. "I think I might get more
information from this ladies if I talk to them alone. Maybe we should
make camp here, Aragorn."
Aragorn nodded, even if he wasn't convinced. "As you wish Mithrandir.
We will camp here."
Gandalf got hold of one arm from each one of the girls and pulled
them to some rocks, away from the rest of the fellowship. "You cannot
say where you come from, or disturb the minds of the Fellowship
telling them about your world or time. You just can't."
Claudia got angry. "Well dear Gandalf, then you tell us how and why
you got us HERE and then we might listen to your rules. Right Deb?"
"Yeah!" Debora agreed. "You pulled us out from a warm and cozy
theater into the snow to a time when there aren't even toilets
around?"
Gandalf chuckled. "I thought you quite enjoyed where you landed, and
it definitely wasn't in the snow," he said, amusedly eyeing Debora.
Debora blushed furiously but didn't let go of the subject. "This is
cold and strange and... Are we inside the movie? The story? The book,
or what?"
"And more importantly...Can people in our world see us in the story?"
Claudia added. "And why and what for did you bring us here? Because
it was you, right? I mean, well, we like the Fellowship, but we have
a life back on Earth ..."
"To your questions, ladies: HOW .... too complicated, WHY ... because
I have seen you out there more times that I care to remember, WHAT
FOR... to reward you for your love for this story and reward those
who were annoyed by your talking so that at least THEY would enjoy
the tale!"
Claudia opened her mouth to say something, but couldn't speak ...
this was kind of too much at once .... she glanced over to Debora and
back to Gandalf again. "But... Can they see us? The audience, I mean."
Gandalf shook his head. "No, no one can see either of you. But only
if you don't try to change any of the events that are supposed to
happen." He looked pointedly at Debora. "Not even ONE."
Debora looked guilt. "But...but we HAVE to prevent some things from
happening! AT LEAST Bor..."
Gandalf interrupted her. "No, you won't. And you won't interfere in
the events at Moria either."
Debora muttered under her breath, "Like I would want to save you
after this..."
Claudia eyed Debora, confused. "But Gandalf survives Moria!"
"Yeah, unfortunately," she answered, but she had a small and very
suspicious looking glint on her eyes. A glint she only got when she
was working up some plan. Claudia sincerely hoped she wouldn't get
herself (or worst, themselves) into trouble.
Claudia sighed, and said to Gandalf, "Okay, we promise not to do
anything to alter even more the events of the story. Happy?"
Gandalf was eyeing Debora, who had just nodded, her eyes not really
focused on either him or Claudia. But Claudia thought she could
actually see contentment in Gandalf's eyes, because he just nodded
and went after the others.
Before he had walked two steps away from them, though, Debora jerked
out of her reverie. "Gandalf! How are we going to defend ourselves? I
mean, we can't depend on anyone else, and we aren't exactly
warriors..."
Gandalf turned to them and answered, "Trust your feelings."
Debora and Claudia looked, confused, at each other. "Is he talking
about what I think he is talking?" asked Claudia. "This is getting WAY
too Obi Wan-ish"
"Well, we never now with this kind of crazy old men... They never
make much sense, no matter which Fantasy or Sci Fi World we are in.
Let me try something..."
Debora reached out to Claudia's mind (or at least she thought she
did, she had never taken classes at a Jedi Academy to know for sure).
She felt a bit light headed, and everything around her went into a
sharper focus...suddenly thoughts of a certain elf flooded her
senses. She grinned, "Yep, this feels like the Force. Not that I
needed it to know what you have in your mind..."
Claudia blushed, but avoided the subject, "So Deb, the Force it is
then! But don't we have any weapons?"
"Well, Obi Wan said that a Jedi needs no weapon besides his light..."
she froze. Looking down at her hip, she could see the lightsaber she
had made as a part of her Mara Jade costume. Except that it wasn't
her build up lightsaber. It was a REAL lightsaber.
Well, at least it looked like one.
She took it on her hand, and fingered the power button on it. A
brilliant blue bundle of light erupted from it. She looked at
Claudia, her whole face lit up in delight. Claudia got hold of hers
too, and ignited it. Her lightsaber was purple.
Before either of them could say or do anything else, though, Aragorn
approached. "Gandalf just told me you would be joining us." He was
eyeing the lightsabers suspiciously. "And Legolas had just told me
that there is a blizzard coming. We need to find a shelter."
They found a small cave on the side of the road, where they almost
fit inside. It was really crowded there though, including Billy the
pony. So Claudia thought about a solution and asked Debora to send
everybody outside for a moment and to help her. With their
lightsabers they dug deeper into the rock and ice, making the cave
bigger.
When all of the Fellowship were inside the cave, Gandalf introduced
the newcomers officially. "These ladies have come from far away, to
help us in our quest. These are Debora and Claudia."
Aragorn was still unsure about the women. Gimli nodded in greeting,
while the hobbits approached them wanting to see the lightsabers.
Legolas stood a bit away but smiled at both girls, and Boromir walked
over and shook hands with Claudia first and Debora next, keeping her
hand in his for longer than proper.
While Debora was trying really hard not to swoon right there and then
at the look Boromir was giving her with a loop sided smile settled on
his face, Pippin and Merry were asking Claudia some questions about
the lightsabers.
"Are these swords you have like Frodo's? Do they warn you when there
are orcs nearby?" Pippin sounded a bit worried.
Claudia chuckled. "No, they shine all the time. And they aren't
exactly swords. Well, they are, but we call them lightsabers. It's a
Jedi Weapon."
"What is a Jedi?" asked Frodo.
"A Jedi is a warrior who draws his power from the Force." Claudia
didn't need to see the dumfounded look in their faces to know she
would have to explain the concept of the Force to them. "And the
Force is an energy field that surround us, penetrate us, and binds us
together with all living things, plants and animals."
At that, Legolas started to show a deep interest in Claudia's
conversation.
Meanwhile, Debora and Boromir were talking. "Nice to meet you,
Boromir."
"Yeah, it was very nice to meet you too, Milady. Quite
a...striking...meeting." He said, now rubbing his thumb against her
hand, which he was still holding.
Debora blushed. Her knees started to tremble, and she thought she
would pass out right there. But she couldn't pass out. She had
Boromir right where she had always wanted.
Well, not quite *there* yet, but close.
"I was wondering... Can we talk a bit more privately?" Boromir said,
gesturing to a darker and slightly secluded corner in the cave, where
the light from the camping fire Gimli had set up didn't quite reach.
"Sure, of course," Debora obviously answered, with a very big, happy,
and naughty grin.
Meanwhile, the hobbits had snuggled up closer to Claudia, who was
sitting close to the fire, enjoying the company of the Fellowship and
feeling really shy around some "pointy eared bow twangers".
She smiled at Gimli, at Aragorn, and even at Gandalf, while pulling
the blankets over the sleepy hobbits. She told them about the Force
and the Jedis, and about the Light and the Dark side of the force.
But she made an effort of not looking at the elf directly.
"Tell me Master Gimli, I don't know much about the dwarves of Middle
Earth. Could you tell me a bit?" she said, hoping to be able to steal
a glance or two of Legolas when she wasn't the spotlight of the
conversation.
But as Gimli started to tell about the realms of the dwarves under
the mountains and Claudia dared to sneak a peek at the elf, she found
him staring pointedly at her.
She went purple and wished that the rocky ground she was sitting on
would open and swallow her, lightsaber and all.
When they reached the corner of the cave, Debora sat cross-legged,
leaning against the wall, and Boromir sat next to her. Or rather,
really CLOSE to her.
"So, where are you from, milady?" Boromir asked, still caressing
Debora's hand in his.
"Well, let's just say that I come from far, far away... But it really
doesn't matter, because I'm here to help."
The intense look in Boromir's eyes gave her some boldness she never
thought she possessed. "And please, call me Debora," she said,
reaching up with her other hand and placing a stray strand of hair
that was hanging in front of Boromir's face behind his ear.
When she did that, Boromir placed a soft kiss to the palm of her
hand, closing his eyes for a split second, only to open then again
and look at Debora, his eyes completely filled with lust now.
Debora's eyes darkened; Boromir's lust had awakened a feeling deep
inside her, and she threw all caution to the wind. She shortened the
distance between herself and Boromir, and he, seeing the raw desire
clearly stamped in her eyes, didn't wondered or waited any longer. He
pressed his lips avidly to hers.
Soon, they were kissing each other's mouth and neck ravenously, like
a thirst man lost in the desert would drink from an Oasis' lake,
while also trying to take their clothes off. But since they couldn't
have very clear or straight thoughts, so intense the passion raging
between them, they were trying to do so by pulling against each
other's clothes, sometimes even with their teeth, and failing.
When Gimli had finished telling about the riches and wonders of the
mines, Gandalf was nodding off, the Hobbits deep asleep and Aragorn
offered to take the first watch. Gimli said his goodnights and
burrowed into his blanket.
Claudia tucked the Hobbits in and looked for a spot to settle. She
had no blanket and the leather outfit she was wearing was stiff
and cold. `Next time think suede and angora, dummy!!' she said to
herself.
She found a spot further away from the fire, but big enough for her
to stretch out her long legs. She looked towards the dark corner of
the cave where Debora was having her way with Boromir. `Way to go,
Gondor Girl,' she said to herself again. She was still doing her best
effort to ignore Legolas.
So as he stepped close to her and put a blanket on her shoulders, she
was startled out of her thoughts. "You are cold, Mistress Claudia.
Take my blanket."
Claudia blushed again and thought, `OH my god, I haven't blushed in
my whole life as much as I have since we arrived here.'
But their attention was quickly drawn away by the moans coming from
the corner where Debora and Boromir had retreated.
Gandalf, who had seemed to be asleep until a few minutes before, got
up.
Debora and Boromir kissed each other again, like their lives depended
on it, and when they finally came up for breath before they collapsed
for lack of oxygen, they were interrupted by Gandalf's coughing. "I
think your...activities...are disturbing the others' sleep."
Debora blushed furiously, for the first time really realizing what
she was about to do. She pulled herself up from Boromir's body,
almost cringing with the cold caused by the short distance she had
put between their heated bodies.
"I think I will talk to Claudia and see if she found out where we are
supposed to sleep tonight," she mumbled and left, leaving a very
confused and frustrated Boromir behind.
"You really are the bearer of bad news, Gandalf," Boromir said,
irritated, and followed Debora closer to the camp's fire.
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TO BE CONTINUED BENG
Actually, we are considering the possibility of writing a trilogy,
since we love trilogies so much! :)
Disclaimer: LOTR was created by JRR Tolkien, and all the characters
and names you recognize belong to him. Debora and Claudia are just
two internet girls having some fun with their favorite characters.
Not copyright infringement was intended. This was made just for fun.
And yes, we ARE nuts, so don't bother emailing us just to tell us
that. Reviews are ALWAYS welcome! :)
Debora (Brazilian Nut) and Claudia (ElfNut)
PS: This one is rated NC-17
____________________
Nuts in Middle Earth
Chapter 2
____________________
Debora walked to Claudia, purposefully interposing herself between
Claudia and Legolas. It wouldn't do Claudia any good if she drooled
herself until dehydration.
Debora whispered to Claudia. "What are we going to do? How did
we end up here, at Middle Earth???"
Claudia answered, "I don't really mind... Leggy is here!"
Debora glanced over her shoulder, and found Legolas still eyeing them
with caution.
Aragorn, after getting over the initial shock of two women falling
literally from the sky on top of them, approached. "Who are you
exactly and from where do you come?"
Claudia, who seemed to have finally gotten a stronger grip on
herself, started to answer. "Well, we come from Earth, and..."
At that, Gandalf interrupted them. "I think I might get more
information from this ladies if I talk to them alone. Maybe we should
make camp here, Aragorn."
Aragorn nodded, even if he wasn't convinced. "As you wish Mithrandir.
We will camp here."
Gandalf got hold of one arm from each one of the girls and pulled
them to some rocks, away from the rest of the fellowship. "You cannot
say where you come from, or disturb the minds of the Fellowship
telling them about your world or time. You just can't."
Claudia got angry. "Well dear Gandalf, then you tell us how and why
you got us HERE and then we might listen to your rules. Right Deb?"
"Yeah!" Debora agreed. "You pulled us out from a warm and cozy
theater into the snow to a time when there aren't even toilets
around?"
Gandalf chuckled. "I thought you quite enjoyed where you landed, and
it definitely wasn't in the snow," he said, amusedly eyeing Debora.
Debora blushed furiously but didn't let go of the subject. "This is
cold and strange and... Are we inside the movie? The story? The book,
or what?"
"And more importantly...Can people in our world see us in the story?"
Claudia added. "And why and what for did you bring us here? Because
it was you, right? I mean, well, we like the Fellowship, but we have
a life back on Earth ..."
"To your questions, ladies: HOW .... too complicated, WHY ... because
I have seen you out there more times that I care to remember, WHAT
FOR... to reward you for your love for this story and reward those
who were annoyed by your talking so that at least THEY would enjoy
the tale!"
Claudia opened her mouth to say something, but couldn't speak ...
this was kind of too much at once .... she glanced over to Debora and
back to Gandalf again. "But... Can they see us? The audience, I mean."
Gandalf shook his head. "No, no one can see either of you. But only
if you don't try to change any of the events that are supposed to
happen." He looked pointedly at Debora. "Not even ONE."
Debora looked guilt. "But...but we HAVE to prevent some things from
happening! AT LEAST Bor..."
Gandalf interrupted her. "No, you won't. And you won't interfere in
the events at Moria either."
Debora muttered under her breath, "Like I would want to save you
after this..."
Claudia eyed Debora, confused. "But Gandalf survives Moria!"
"Yeah, unfortunately," she answered, but she had a small and very
suspicious looking glint on her eyes. A glint she only got when she
was working up some plan. Claudia sincerely hoped she wouldn't get
herself (or worst, themselves) into trouble.
Claudia sighed, and said to Gandalf, "Okay, we promise not to do
anything to alter even more the events of the story. Happy?"
Gandalf was eyeing Debora, who had just nodded, her eyes not really
focused on either him or Claudia. But Claudia thought she could
actually see contentment in Gandalf's eyes, because he just nodded
and went after the others.
Before he had walked two steps away from them, though, Debora jerked
out of her reverie. "Gandalf! How are we going to defend ourselves? I
mean, we can't depend on anyone else, and we aren't exactly
warriors..."
Gandalf turned to them and answered, "Trust your feelings."
Debora and Claudia looked, confused, at each other. "Is he talking
about what I think he is talking?" asked Claudia. "This is getting WAY
too Obi Wan-ish"
"Well, we never now with this kind of crazy old men... They never
make much sense, no matter which Fantasy or Sci Fi World we are in.
Let me try something..."
Debora reached out to Claudia's mind (or at least she thought she
did, she had never taken classes at a Jedi Academy to know for sure).
She felt a bit light headed, and everything around her went into a
sharper focus...suddenly thoughts of a certain elf flooded her
senses. She grinned, "Yep, this feels like the Force. Not that I
needed it to know what you have in your mind..."
Claudia blushed, but avoided the subject, "So Deb, the Force it is
then! But don't we have any weapons?"
"Well, Obi Wan said that a Jedi needs no weapon besides his light..."
she froze. Looking down at her hip, she could see the lightsaber she
had made as a part of her Mara Jade costume. Except that it wasn't
her build up lightsaber. It was a REAL lightsaber.
Well, at least it looked like one.
She took it on her hand, and fingered the power button on it. A
brilliant blue bundle of light erupted from it. She looked at
Claudia, her whole face lit up in delight. Claudia got hold of hers
too, and ignited it. Her lightsaber was purple.
Before either of them could say or do anything else, though, Aragorn
approached. "Gandalf just told me you would be joining us." He was
eyeing the lightsabers suspiciously. "And Legolas had just told me
that there is a blizzard coming. We need to find a shelter."
They found a small cave on the side of the road, where they almost
fit inside. It was really crowded there though, including Billy the
pony. So Claudia thought about a solution and asked Debora to send
everybody outside for a moment and to help her. With their
lightsabers they dug deeper into the rock and ice, making the cave
bigger.
When all of the Fellowship were inside the cave, Gandalf introduced
the newcomers officially. "These ladies have come from far away, to
help us in our quest. These are Debora and Claudia."
Aragorn was still unsure about the women. Gimli nodded in greeting,
while the hobbits approached them wanting to see the lightsabers.
Legolas stood a bit away but smiled at both girls, and Boromir walked
over and shook hands with Claudia first and Debora next, keeping her
hand in his for longer than proper.
While Debora was trying really hard not to swoon right there and then
at the look Boromir was giving her with a loop sided smile settled on
his face, Pippin and Merry were asking Claudia some questions about
the lightsabers.
"Are these swords you have like Frodo's? Do they warn you when there
are orcs nearby?" Pippin sounded a bit worried.
Claudia chuckled. "No, they shine all the time. And they aren't
exactly swords. Well, they are, but we call them lightsabers. It's a
Jedi Weapon."
"What is a Jedi?" asked Frodo.
"A Jedi is a warrior who draws his power from the Force." Claudia
didn't need to see the dumfounded look in their faces to know she
would have to explain the concept of the Force to them. "And the
Force is an energy field that surround us, penetrate us, and binds us
together with all living things, plants and animals."
At that, Legolas started to show a deep interest in Claudia's
conversation.
Meanwhile, Debora and Boromir were talking. "Nice to meet you,
Boromir."
"Yeah, it was very nice to meet you too, Milady. Quite
a...striking...meeting." He said, now rubbing his thumb against her
hand, which he was still holding.
Debora blushed. Her knees started to tremble, and she thought she
would pass out right there. But she couldn't pass out. She had
Boromir right where she had always wanted.
Well, not quite *there* yet, but close.
"I was wondering... Can we talk a bit more privately?" Boromir said,
gesturing to a darker and slightly secluded corner in the cave, where
the light from the camping fire Gimli had set up didn't quite reach.
"Sure, of course," Debora obviously answered, with a very big, happy,
and naughty grin.
Meanwhile, the hobbits had snuggled up closer to Claudia, who was
sitting close to the fire, enjoying the company of the Fellowship and
feeling really shy around some "pointy eared bow twangers".
She smiled at Gimli, at Aragorn, and even at Gandalf, while pulling
the blankets over the sleepy hobbits. She told them about the Force
and the Jedis, and about the Light and the Dark side of the force.
But she made an effort of not looking at the elf directly.
"Tell me Master Gimli, I don't know much about the dwarves of Middle
Earth. Could you tell me a bit?" she said, hoping to be able to steal
a glance or two of Legolas when she wasn't the spotlight of the
conversation.
But as Gimli started to tell about the realms of the dwarves under
the mountains and Claudia dared to sneak a peek at the elf, she found
him staring pointedly at her.
She went purple and wished that the rocky ground she was sitting on
would open and swallow her, lightsaber and all.
When they reached the corner of the cave, Debora sat cross-legged,
leaning against the wall, and Boromir sat next to her. Or rather,
really CLOSE to her.
"So, where are you from, milady?" Boromir asked, still caressing
Debora's hand in his.
"Well, let's just say that I come from far, far away... But it really
doesn't matter, because I'm here to help."
The intense look in Boromir's eyes gave her some boldness she never
thought she possessed. "And please, call me Debora," she said,
reaching up with her other hand and placing a stray strand of hair
that was hanging in front of Boromir's face behind his ear.
When she did that, Boromir placed a soft kiss to the palm of her
hand, closing his eyes for a split second, only to open then again
and look at Debora, his eyes completely filled with lust now.
Debora's eyes darkened; Boromir's lust had awakened a feeling deep
inside her, and she threw all caution to the wind. She shortened the
distance between herself and Boromir, and he, seeing the raw desire
clearly stamped in her eyes, didn't wondered or waited any longer. He
pressed his lips avidly to hers.
Soon, they were kissing each other's mouth and neck ravenously, like
a thirst man lost in the desert would drink from an Oasis' lake,
while also trying to take their clothes off. But since they couldn't
have very clear or straight thoughts, so intense the passion raging
between them, they were trying to do so by pulling against each
other's clothes, sometimes even with their teeth, and failing.
When Gimli had finished telling about the riches and wonders of the
mines, Gandalf was nodding off, the Hobbits deep asleep and Aragorn
offered to take the first watch. Gimli said his goodnights and
burrowed into his blanket.
Claudia tucked the Hobbits in and looked for a spot to settle. She
had no blanket and the leather outfit she was wearing was stiff
and cold. `Next time think suede and angora, dummy!!' she said to
herself.
She found a spot further away from the fire, but big enough for her
to stretch out her long legs. She looked towards the dark corner of
the cave where Debora was having her way with Boromir. `Way to go,
Gondor Girl,' she said to herself again. She was still doing her best
effort to ignore Legolas.
So as he stepped close to her and put a blanket on her shoulders, she
was startled out of her thoughts. "You are cold, Mistress Claudia.
Take my blanket."
Claudia blushed again and thought, `OH my god, I haven't blushed in
my whole life as much as I have since we arrived here.'
But their attention was quickly drawn away by the moans coming from
the corner where Debora and Boromir had retreated.
Gandalf, who had seemed to be asleep until a few minutes before, got
up.
Debora and Boromir kissed each other again, like their lives depended
on it, and when they finally came up for breath before they collapsed
for lack of oxygen, they were interrupted by Gandalf's coughing. "I
think your...activities...are disturbing the others' sleep."
Debora blushed furiously, for the first time really realizing what
she was about to do. She pulled herself up from Boromir's body,
almost cringing with the cold caused by the short distance she had
put between their heated bodies.
"I think I will talk to Claudia and see if she found out where we are
supposed to sleep tonight," she mumbled and left, leaving a very
confused and frustrated Boromir behind.
"You really are the bearer of bad news, Gandalf," Boromir said,
irritated, and followed Debora closer to the camp's fire.
*******************
TO BE CONTINUED BENG
