EPILOGUE

**With everyone safely restored, the whole cast reassembles in the Great Hall. Dumbledore stands up and asks for everyone's attention.**

Dumbledore: "Now, before we leave, I just have a few end-of-term notices.

First, if you've enjoyed this little musical interlude, please be sure to leave a nice review. Or a flame, if you're so inclined.

Second, if you have any suggestions for a musical for the author to use as the basis for a parody of "Prisoner of Azkaban", please let her know.

Third, I think it's time for another song!"

McGonagall: "Oh, Albus, you're not going to sing again are you?"

Dumbledore: "Oh, we all are, Minerva, we must. For we haven't yet given the proper credit to the real creator of all of this. Will everyone please stand up?"

**As the teachers and students rise from their seats, Dumbledore gestures with his hands, and the words to the final song appear in the air above them.**

JKR (Sung to the tune of 'Edelweiss')

(All)
JKR, JKR

For your next book we're waiting

Hear us roar, we want more

We are anticipating


You said there'd be three more books you know

Must be wait forever?

JKR, your 'Potter'

Is the best series ever!