Howdy! It's me, Dekustar (DUH) And I decided to try a cross over. Yes, I
do cross overs too. Mebbe I should have put this in the cross over
section, but oh well. My loyal fans (COUGH HACK COUGH) would probably miss
it. This is a Mario-Zelda cross over. As usual with my humor fics, I'm
planning to make everyone and thing totally messed up and deranged. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Neither Zelda or Mario. I'm not Japanese.
Setting: Peach's castle (for the moment) and she's having one of her famous parties which always end in her getting kidnapped by Bowser. Since she's blonde she obviously hasn't figured it out yet.
Peach: Oh, Mario, isn't this party fun?
Mario: It's-a lovely-a, Peach-a!
Luigi: I-a hope-a that-a Bowser-a won't-a show-a up-a.
Yoshi (for some reason in a British accent because apparently Yoshi is British now): You are all such bleeding idiots! Haven't you figured out that Bowser ALWAYS shows up at these blinkin' parties?
Peach: Not everyone time! What about when…uh…well, with Mario here, I'm sure it won't happen again!
Yoshi: Bloody 'ell…
Toad comes running in
Toad: Peach! Mario! Luigi! Yoshi! Bowser's here!
Yoshi: What did I tell you?
Peach: Well, the only reason he comes is because I send him an invitation!
Yoshi: You…you sent him a bloody INVITATION!?!?!?!?
Peach: Well, it wouldn't be very polite otherwise!
Bowser comes in
Bowser: Peach, I'm so glad you invited me to your party!
Mario: Bowser-a! Now-a we-a must-a do-a battle-a!
Bowser: No, really, I don't want to fight…
Mario: Likely-a story-a!
Luigi: Now-a we-a are-a both-a are-a here-a and-a we-a can-a both-a kick-a your-a butt-a!
Bowser: But I don't want to fight!
Yoshi: Bowser old chap, let's both get out of here and save our skins, what do you say?
Bowser: All right!
Peach: Mario! Don't get hurt fighting!
Mario: Don't-a worry-a Peach-a! I-a have-a a-a new-a move-a! It-a can-a blow-a us-a all-a to-a an-a new-a planet-a if-a I-a use-a it-a!
Yoshi: DON'T USE IT YOU BLOODY IDIOT!!! IT-
Mario uses his "new move" and they all are blown to…somewhere….betcha can't guess where!
Meanwhile, in Hyrule…
Zelda, conveniently, is ALSO throwing a party. The people there (so far) are Link, Malon, Zelda (duh), Impa, Nabooru, Rauru, Ruto, Darunia, and Saria. Can you guess where this is going yet?
Zelda (in a flirting-like tone): Oh, Link, this party is soooooooo fun, isn't it?
Link: Actually, no. We haven't done anything yet.
Malon: Zelda! You said I could I could flirt with Link this party! And act all cute and helpless if anything happened!
Zelda: Well, you can, but so can I!
Malon: Hey!
Link: Uh……bye!
Malon: Wait! Link, don't go!
Impa: I have a deep feeling of evil about to come…
Saria: Oh, you say that every party! Give it up already, you overgrown deku stick!
Rauru: Sooooo hungry…
Nabooru (in a Valley-girl voice): Like, shouldn't we like, actually like, do something?
Zelda: What do you mean?
Link (under his breath): She means this whole party is stupid and boring and we all want to leave.
Zelda: What was that, Link?
Link: Uh…just….remarking how…much…you're, uh…dress looks so….uh…pretty!
Zelda: ::giggles like a school girl:: oh, this old thing? Well, thank you anyway…
Malon (muttering): slut…
Darunia overhears and cracks up
Impa: That laugh is an evil laugh of evilness! It's an omen! We're all doomed! DOOOOOOMED I TELL YOU!!! ::starts writhing on the ground::
Everyone else: O.o
Zelda: O…K…..well, what should we do now?
Rauru: EAT?
Saria: Shut up, you tub of lard! All you've been talking about since we got here was food!
Rauru: So? I haven't eaten in 23 minutes 19.763428947 seconds!
Saria: O.o
Darunia: It is my belief someone is flying at an increasingly down hill velocity toward this little socializing event.
Everyone else: Huh?
Darunia: SOMETHING'S FLYING AT TOP SPEED TOWARD US!!!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peach, Mario, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, and Bowser fall through the roof and land in the middle of the floor.
Nabooru: Like, oh my god! That is like, so like, freaky!
Yoshi: Bloody moron…fancy using that blinkin' bomb…
Mario: How-a was-a I-a supposed-a to-a know-a that-a would-a happen-a?
Bowser: Do we still have to fight?
Peach: Oh my god! Who are all you people?
Weird enough for ya? Please r+r!
Disclaimer: Neither Zelda or Mario. I'm not Japanese.
Setting: Peach's castle (for the moment) and she's having one of her famous parties which always end in her getting kidnapped by Bowser. Since she's blonde she obviously hasn't figured it out yet.
Peach: Oh, Mario, isn't this party fun?
Mario: It's-a lovely-a, Peach-a!
Luigi: I-a hope-a that-a Bowser-a won't-a show-a up-a.
Yoshi (for some reason in a British accent because apparently Yoshi is British now): You are all such bleeding idiots! Haven't you figured out that Bowser ALWAYS shows up at these blinkin' parties?
Peach: Not everyone time! What about when…uh…well, with Mario here, I'm sure it won't happen again!
Yoshi: Bloody 'ell…
Toad comes running in
Toad: Peach! Mario! Luigi! Yoshi! Bowser's here!
Yoshi: What did I tell you?
Peach: Well, the only reason he comes is because I send him an invitation!
Yoshi: You…you sent him a bloody INVITATION!?!?!?!?
Peach: Well, it wouldn't be very polite otherwise!
Bowser comes in
Bowser: Peach, I'm so glad you invited me to your party!
Mario: Bowser-a! Now-a we-a must-a do-a battle-a!
Bowser: No, really, I don't want to fight…
Mario: Likely-a story-a!
Luigi: Now-a we-a are-a both-a are-a here-a and-a we-a can-a both-a kick-a your-a butt-a!
Bowser: But I don't want to fight!
Yoshi: Bowser old chap, let's both get out of here and save our skins, what do you say?
Bowser: All right!
Peach: Mario! Don't get hurt fighting!
Mario: Don't-a worry-a Peach-a! I-a have-a a-a new-a move-a! It-a can-a blow-a us-a all-a to-a an-a new-a planet-a if-a I-a use-a it-a!
Yoshi: DON'T USE IT YOU BLOODY IDIOT!!! IT-
Mario uses his "new move" and they all are blown to…somewhere….betcha can't guess where!
Meanwhile, in Hyrule…
Zelda, conveniently, is ALSO throwing a party. The people there (so far) are Link, Malon, Zelda (duh), Impa, Nabooru, Rauru, Ruto, Darunia, and Saria. Can you guess where this is going yet?
Zelda (in a flirting-like tone): Oh, Link, this party is soooooooo fun, isn't it?
Link: Actually, no. We haven't done anything yet.
Malon: Zelda! You said I could I could flirt with Link this party! And act all cute and helpless if anything happened!
Zelda: Well, you can, but so can I!
Malon: Hey!
Link: Uh……bye!
Malon: Wait! Link, don't go!
Impa: I have a deep feeling of evil about to come…
Saria: Oh, you say that every party! Give it up already, you overgrown deku stick!
Rauru: Sooooo hungry…
Nabooru (in a Valley-girl voice): Like, shouldn't we like, actually like, do something?
Zelda: What do you mean?
Link (under his breath): She means this whole party is stupid and boring and we all want to leave.
Zelda: What was that, Link?
Link: Uh…just….remarking how…much…you're, uh…dress looks so….uh…pretty!
Zelda: ::giggles like a school girl:: oh, this old thing? Well, thank you anyway…
Malon (muttering): slut…
Darunia overhears and cracks up
Impa: That laugh is an evil laugh of evilness! It's an omen! We're all doomed! DOOOOOOMED I TELL YOU!!! ::starts writhing on the ground::
Everyone else: O.o
Zelda: O…K…..well, what should we do now?
Rauru: EAT?
Saria: Shut up, you tub of lard! All you've been talking about since we got here was food!
Rauru: So? I haven't eaten in 23 minutes 19.763428947 seconds!
Saria: O.o
Darunia: It is my belief someone is flying at an increasingly down hill velocity toward this little socializing event.
Everyone else: Huh?
Darunia: SOMETHING'S FLYING AT TOP SPEED TOWARD US!!!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peach, Mario, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, and Bowser fall through the roof and land in the middle of the floor.
Nabooru: Like, oh my god! That is like, so like, freaky!
Yoshi: Bloody moron…fancy using that blinkin' bomb…
Mario: How-a was-a I-a supposed-a to-a know-a that-a would-a happen-a?
Bowser: Do we still have to fight?
Peach: Oh my god! Who are all you people?
Weird enough for ya? Please r+r!
