Whoops, guess I haven't updated in a while ^-^'' Oh well, here's the next chappie! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Don't even bother asking whether or not I own Zelda, cuz I don't, and if I did, I'd be too busy dancing for joy to own it. Same with Mario, cept I wouldn't necessarily be dancing for joy. I like Zelda better. Now I'll stop babbling about absolutely nothing and get on with the story. If you're lucky. Bwa ha ha. And ha.



Zelda: Who ARE all you weird people?!?

Peach: I'm Peach!

Link: O.O THE Peach? As in the Peach from James in the Giant Peach? Holy crap! Can I have your autograph??? PLEASE???

Peach: I don't know what you're talking about, but okay!

Link: Have it say "To my pal Link, the Giant Peach!"

Peach: Okay! ::writes autograph::

Link: COO- WAITAMINUTE!!! This says, "To Mario-I want to…" Whoa! That ain't right!

Zelda: Let me see. ::reads note:: Oh my! Is that even possible?

Malon: ::reads note:: Sure it is! I've done it!

Yoshi: Bloody 'ell-let me see the thing! ::reads note:: Why do you think that's possible, you bloody morons? It just says- "To Mario-I want to eat 10 pounds of cake!"

Peach: And I do!

Darunia: I'm not entirely positive your hypothesis of eating 10 pounds of cake-like substance is theoretically feasible, Malon.

Everyone else: What?

Darunia: There's no way you can eat 10 pounds of cake, Malon!

Malon: That sounds like a bet to me!

Darunia: How much currency do you want to wager?

Everyone else: Huh?

Darunia: How much you wanna bet?

Malon: I dunno, but I like cake!

Zelda: ::thinking:: Hm, if Malon eats 10 pounds of cake, then Link wouldn't want her by a long shot! ::speaking out loud:: I just so happen to have a 10 pound cake right here!

Malon: Cool! ::eats it::

Peach: Aw, that was my entire life goal!

Mario: It-a was-a?

Luigi: That's-a pretty-a impresive-a! You-a have-a a-a life-a goal-a!

Yoshi: Morons…I'm surrounded by bally morons…

Bowser: Um, where are we?

Yoshi: That's the first intelligent question I've heard since we got here.

Link: Then you must not have heard very many.

Yoshi: …true.

Bowser: I still want to know where we are.

Impa: You have entered the realm of DOOM!! DOOM I TELL YOU!!! YOU ARE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nabooru: Like, just ignore that weird old like, lady.

Bowser: O…k….

Zelda: And to answer your question, you're in-

Impa: HECK!!!!!

Zelda: Hyrule!

Peach: Where's that?

Zelda: …you know what, I do not know.

Link: That's pretty pathetic. What's worse is that I don't know either.

Rauru: I'm hungry.

Ruto: I'm a fish!

Rauru: ::gets a hungry glimmer in his eye:: Fish?

Ruto: Yep!

Rauru: Fish?

Ruto: Yep!

Rauru: FISH???

Ruto: Yep!

Rauru: Okay, just checking.

Ruto: Okay!

Zelda: I just realized we're out of food.

Malon: To P&C! The freshest food around!

Rauru: FOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

Saria: Since I haven't said anything in a while, I'd just like to say you are all morons.

Darunia: What possesses you to speak in such a crude and harsh manner?

Saria: Speak English, rocks-for-brains!

Darunia: Why are you so mean to everyone?

Saria: Cuz your old man smells like dirty socks!

FLASHBACK

***

Saria, younger even though she looks exactly the same is hanging out with this old Goron dude who is apparently Darunia's dad.

D.D: So, what are you going to do when you're older?

Saria: I'm going to insult people because you smell like dirty socks!

D.D: Good girl!

***

END FLASHBACK

Darunia: Now my persistent question has been fulfilled.

Saria: What?

Darunia: Oh, I get it!

Saria: Then can we go now, fleabag?

Zelda: Who cares, let's go!





That…was…just….plain….BAD!!!! oh well, please r+r!