Whoops, guess I haven't updated in a while ^-^'' Oh well, here's the next
chappie! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Don't even bother asking whether or not I own Zelda, cuz I don't, and if I did, I'd be too busy dancing for joy to own it. Same with Mario, cept I wouldn't necessarily be dancing for joy. I like Zelda better. Now I'll stop babbling about absolutely nothing and get on with the story. If you're lucky. Bwa ha ha. And ha.
Zelda: Who ARE all you weird people?!?
Peach: I'm Peach!
Link: O.O THE Peach? As in the Peach from James in the Giant Peach? Holy crap! Can I have your autograph??? PLEASE???
Peach: I don't know what you're talking about, but okay!
Link: Have it say "To my pal Link, the Giant Peach!"
Peach: Okay! ::writes autograph::
Link: COO- WAITAMINUTE!!! This says, "To Mario-I want to…" Whoa! That ain't right!
Zelda: Let me see. ::reads note:: Oh my! Is that even possible?
Malon: ::reads note:: Sure it is! I've done it!
Yoshi: Bloody 'ell-let me see the thing! ::reads note:: Why do you think that's possible, you bloody morons? It just says- "To Mario-I want to eat 10 pounds of cake!"
Peach: And I do!
Darunia: I'm not entirely positive your hypothesis of eating 10 pounds of cake-like substance is theoretically feasible, Malon.
Everyone else: What?
Darunia: There's no way you can eat 10 pounds of cake, Malon!
Malon: That sounds like a bet to me!
Darunia: How much currency do you want to wager?
Everyone else: Huh?
Darunia: How much you wanna bet?
Malon: I dunno, but I like cake!
Zelda: ::thinking:: Hm, if Malon eats 10 pounds of cake, then Link wouldn't want her by a long shot! ::speaking out loud:: I just so happen to have a 10 pound cake right here!
Malon: Cool! ::eats it::
Peach: Aw, that was my entire life goal!
Mario: It-a was-a?
Luigi: That's-a pretty-a impresive-a! You-a have-a a-a life-a goal-a!
Yoshi: Morons…I'm surrounded by bally morons…
Bowser: Um, where are we?
Yoshi: That's the first intelligent question I've heard since we got here.
Link: Then you must not have heard very many.
Yoshi: …true.
Bowser: I still want to know where we are.
Impa: You have entered the realm of DOOM!! DOOM I TELL YOU!!! YOU ARE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nabooru: Like, just ignore that weird old like, lady.
Bowser: O…k….
Zelda: And to answer your question, you're in-
Impa: HECK!!!!!
Zelda: Hyrule!
Peach: Where's that?
Zelda: …you know what, I do not know.
Link: That's pretty pathetic. What's worse is that I don't know either.
Rauru: I'm hungry.
Ruto: I'm a fish!
Rauru: ::gets a hungry glimmer in his eye:: Fish?
Ruto: Yep!
Rauru: Fish?
Ruto: Yep!
Rauru: FISH???
Ruto: Yep!
Rauru: Okay, just checking.
Ruto: Okay!
Zelda: I just realized we're out of food.
Malon: To P&C! The freshest food around!
Rauru: FOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!
Saria: Since I haven't said anything in a while, I'd just like to say you are all morons.
Darunia: What possesses you to speak in such a crude and harsh manner?
Saria: Speak English, rocks-for-brains!
Darunia: Why are you so mean to everyone?
Saria: Cuz your old man smells like dirty socks!
FLASHBACK
***
Saria, younger even though she looks exactly the same is hanging out with this old Goron dude who is apparently Darunia's dad.
D.D: So, what are you going to do when you're older?
Saria: I'm going to insult people because you smell like dirty socks!
D.D: Good girl!
***
END FLASHBACK
Darunia: Now my persistent question has been fulfilled.
Saria: What?
Darunia: Oh, I get it!
Saria: Then can we go now, fleabag?
Zelda: Who cares, let's go!
That…was…just….plain….BAD!!!! oh well, please r+r!
Disclaimer: Don't even bother asking whether or not I own Zelda, cuz I don't, and if I did, I'd be too busy dancing for joy to own it. Same with Mario, cept I wouldn't necessarily be dancing for joy. I like Zelda better. Now I'll stop babbling about absolutely nothing and get on with the story. If you're lucky. Bwa ha ha. And ha.
Zelda: Who ARE all you weird people?!?
Peach: I'm Peach!
Link: O.O THE Peach? As in the Peach from James in the Giant Peach? Holy crap! Can I have your autograph??? PLEASE???
Peach: I don't know what you're talking about, but okay!
Link: Have it say "To my pal Link, the Giant Peach!"
Peach: Okay! ::writes autograph::
Link: COO- WAITAMINUTE!!! This says, "To Mario-I want to…" Whoa! That ain't right!
Zelda: Let me see. ::reads note:: Oh my! Is that even possible?
Malon: ::reads note:: Sure it is! I've done it!
Yoshi: Bloody 'ell-let me see the thing! ::reads note:: Why do you think that's possible, you bloody morons? It just says- "To Mario-I want to eat 10 pounds of cake!"
Peach: And I do!
Darunia: I'm not entirely positive your hypothesis of eating 10 pounds of cake-like substance is theoretically feasible, Malon.
Everyone else: What?
Darunia: There's no way you can eat 10 pounds of cake, Malon!
Malon: That sounds like a bet to me!
Darunia: How much currency do you want to wager?
Everyone else: Huh?
Darunia: How much you wanna bet?
Malon: I dunno, but I like cake!
Zelda: ::thinking:: Hm, if Malon eats 10 pounds of cake, then Link wouldn't want her by a long shot! ::speaking out loud:: I just so happen to have a 10 pound cake right here!
Malon: Cool! ::eats it::
Peach: Aw, that was my entire life goal!
Mario: It-a was-a?
Luigi: That's-a pretty-a impresive-a! You-a have-a a-a life-a goal-a!
Yoshi: Morons…I'm surrounded by bally morons…
Bowser: Um, where are we?
Yoshi: That's the first intelligent question I've heard since we got here.
Link: Then you must not have heard very many.
Yoshi: …true.
Bowser: I still want to know where we are.
Impa: You have entered the realm of DOOM!! DOOM I TELL YOU!!! YOU ARE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nabooru: Like, just ignore that weird old like, lady.
Bowser: O…k….
Zelda: And to answer your question, you're in-
Impa: HECK!!!!!
Zelda: Hyrule!
Peach: Where's that?
Zelda: …you know what, I do not know.
Link: That's pretty pathetic. What's worse is that I don't know either.
Rauru: I'm hungry.
Ruto: I'm a fish!
Rauru: ::gets a hungry glimmer in his eye:: Fish?
Ruto: Yep!
Rauru: Fish?
Ruto: Yep!
Rauru: FISH???
Ruto: Yep!
Rauru: Okay, just checking.
Ruto: Okay!
Zelda: I just realized we're out of food.
Malon: To P&C! The freshest food around!
Rauru: FOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!
Saria: Since I haven't said anything in a while, I'd just like to say you are all morons.
Darunia: What possesses you to speak in such a crude and harsh manner?
Saria: Speak English, rocks-for-brains!
Darunia: Why are you so mean to everyone?
Saria: Cuz your old man smells like dirty socks!
FLASHBACK
***
Saria, younger even though she looks exactly the same is hanging out with this old Goron dude who is apparently Darunia's dad.
D.D: So, what are you going to do when you're older?
Saria: I'm going to insult people because you smell like dirty socks!
D.D: Good girl!
***
END FLASHBACK
Darunia: Now my persistent question has been fulfilled.
Saria: What?
Darunia: Oh, I get it!
Saria: Then can we go now, fleabag?
Zelda: Who cares, let's go!
That…was…just….plain….BAD!!!! oh well, please r+r!
