I am a woodsprite, tee hee, tee hee! .please R+R!

Disclaimer: I'm going to get sued very much for stealing that line from MST3K puma man.

Last time, they decided to go to P&C!!!

Rauru: We're off to C after P, the wonderful grocery store of Amurica.

Saria: You moron, you don't spell America like that, you spell it like this: asdlkfnsdkgb

Rauru: Really?

Saria: Du-uh, no!

Yoshi: You're logic would make a bloody rocket scientist curl up and die.

Saria: Ah, what do you know, mangy dinosaur.

Yoshi: I don't have fur, how can I have mange, lice-ridden carcass?

Saria: Yer gonna pay fer that, frenchie!

Yoshi: Actually, I'm british.

Saria: I'll take you on!

Yoshi: This is bollucks, I just want to get back to my bloody island, where I'm safe from all you bally morons.

Mario: I-a know-a where-a your-a island-a is-a!

Yoshi: Then all I really want to do is crawl into a bally hole and die.

Rauru: Can I eat you if you do?

Yoshi: .

Impa: When the dinosaur dies, WE ALL DIE!! WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!

Nabooru: Like, shut up, you like, weird old lady.

Impa: You're words are of the dooming doomness that only comes from DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

Mario: What-a is-a doom-a?

Bowser: How did you manage to beat me up all those times?

Saria: You're a huge-aize wimp?

Bowser:.I meant aside from that.

Peach: You're a big dinosaur and you should be extinct?

Yoshi: Hey!

Rauru: Huuuuunnnnnnggggggrrrrrryyyyyyy..

Zelda: When are you NOT hungry?

Malon: Oh, Zelda, I have pictures of you. I wouldn't talk.

Zelda: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! What could you possibly know!?!?!?!

Malon: ::evil grin:: All I'm saying is you shouldn't be so hypocritical of Rauru!

Link: What?

Zelda: You wouldn't-

Malon: I bet Link wouldn't like you so much if he KNEW!!!

Zelda: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Yoshi: This isn't another bloody poundcake story, is it?

Nabooru: Like, stop being so gothic Malon, just like, tell us!

Mario: Yeah-a, tell-a us-a!

Luigi: We-a deserve-a to-a know-a!

Impa: If she tells us, we're DOOMED!! DOOMED TO KNOW WHAT THE DOOMING DOOM NESS OF DOOM LOOKS LIKE! DO NOT SEND US TO OUR DOOMED DOOMY FATES!!

Yoshi: ::picks up Impa and throws her in a conveniently nearby lake::

Everyone: YAY!!!

Bowser: I wanna know what Malon was hinting evilly at!

Everyone else but Zelda and Malon: Yeah!

Malon: Well, gotta satisfy the public! ::pulls out a picture dramatically:: Before I show this to all of you, I must warn you of 10,000 reasons why you might be shocked and appalled. One- ::Yoshi grabs the picture::

Yoshi: Stop being so bally dramatic. ::Looks at picture:: Dear god! Is that YOU, Zelda?!?!

Zelda: ::tries to grab picture, but Nabooru gets it first::

Nabooru: Like, ew! That is like, so nasty! You and Rauru both?!? EW!!!

Link: Uh oh.

Nabooru: ::shows picture to everyone::

Saria: HA HA HA HA HA!!! ZELDA, YOU USED TO BE JUST AS FAT AS RAURU!!!

Zelda: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Peach: Oh my god! That is so nasty!!

Bowser: She doesn't look that different.::Zelda beats on him::

Peach: You shouldn't be so mean to Bowser!

Zelda: What? I thought you hated him!

Peach: At least I didn't used to be a fat cow! I can't see WHY Link would even CONSIDER liking you..

Zelda: You shut up about Link! You got your ugly little plumber, why should you care about anything else?

Peach: GASP!! You take that back!!!

Zelda: Peach and Mario sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Peach: ::slaps Zelda::

Zelda: ::slaps Peach::

Peach: ::slaps Zelda::

Zelda: ::slaps Peach::

Peach: ::slaps Zelda::

Zelda: ::slaps Peach::

Peach: ::slaps Zelda::

Zelda: ::slaps Peach::

Peach: ::slaps Zelda::

Link: Um, should we stop them anytime soon?

Malon: Nah, this is too entertaining.

Yoshi: It's kind of impressive, they aren't even bruising.

Nabooru: Like, are they still slapping each other?

Everyone else: Yep.

Saria: I think they should just kill each other off.

Rauru: When are we going to P&C?

Mario: Let's-a just-a leave-a them-a here-a!

Everyone else: Okay! ::everyone leaves for P&C, leaving Zelda and Peach still slapping each other::

Dude, it's been a really long time since I've written anything, so please excuse me if this sucks.or is just way to weird and random. Oh well, please r+r!