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Disclaimer: I'm going to get sued very much for stealing that line from MST3K puma man.
Last time, they decided to go to P&C!!!
Rauru: We're off to C after P, the wonderful grocery store of Amurica.
Saria: You moron, you don't spell America like that, you spell it like this: asdlkfnsdkgb
Rauru: Really?
Saria: Du-uh, no!
Yoshi: You're logic would make a bloody rocket scientist curl up and die.
Saria: Ah, what do you know, mangy dinosaur.
Yoshi: I don't have fur, how can I have mange, lice-ridden carcass?
Saria: Yer gonna pay fer that, frenchie!
Yoshi: Actually, I'm british.
Saria: I'll take you on!
Yoshi: This is bollucks, I just want to get back to my bloody island, where I'm safe from all you bally morons.
Mario: I-a know-a where-a your-a island-a is-a!
Yoshi: Then all I really want to do is crawl into a bally hole and die.
Rauru: Can I eat you if you do?
Yoshi: .
Impa: When the dinosaur dies, WE ALL DIE!! WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!
Nabooru: Like, shut up, you like, weird old lady.
Impa: You're words are of the dooming doomness that only comes from DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Mario: What-a is-a doom-a?
Bowser: How did you manage to beat me up all those times?
Saria: You're a huge-aize wimp?
Bowser:.I meant aside from that.
Peach: You're a big dinosaur and you should be extinct?
Yoshi: Hey!
Rauru: Huuuuunnnnnnggggggrrrrrryyyyyyy..
Zelda: When are you NOT hungry?
Malon: Oh, Zelda, I have pictures of you. I wouldn't talk.
Zelda: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! What could you possibly know!?!?!?!
Malon: ::evil grin:: All I'm saying is you shouldn't be so hypocritical of Rauru!
Link: What?
Zelda: You wouldn't-
Malon: I bet Link wouldn't like you so much if he KNEW!!!
Zelda: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Yoshi: This isn't another bloody poundcake story, is it?
Nabooru: Like, stop being so gothic Malon, just like, tell us!
Mario: Yeah-a, tell-a us-a!
Luigi: We-a deserve-a to-a know-a!
Impa: If she tells us, we're DOOMED!! DOOMED TO KNOW WHAT THE DOOMING DOOM NESS OF DOOM LOOKS LIKE! DO NOT SEND US TO OUR DOOMED DOOMY FATES!!
Yoshi: ::picks up Impa and throws her in a conveniently nearby lake::
Everyone: YAY!!!
Bowser: I wanna know what Malon was hinting evilly at!
Everyone else but Zelda and Malon: Yeah!
Malon: Well, gotta satisfy the public! ::pulls out a picture dramatically:: Before I show this to all of you, I must warn you of 10,000 reasons why you might be shocked and appalled. One- ::Yoshi grabs the picture::
Yoshi: Stop being so bally dramatic. ::Looks at picture:: Dear god! Is that YOU, Zelda?!?!
Zelda: ::tries to grab picture, but Nabooru gets it first::
Nabooru: Like, ew! That is like, so nasty! You and Rauru both?!? EW!!!
Link: Uh oh.
Nabooru: ::shows picture to everyone::
Saria: HA HA HA HA HA!!! ZELDA, YOU USED TO BE JUST AS FAT AS RAURU!!!
Zelda: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Peach: Oh my god! That is so nasty!!
Bowser: She doesn't look that different.::Zelda beats on him::
Peach: You shouldn't be so mean to Bowser!
Zelda: What? I thought you hated him!
Peach: At least I didn't used to be a fat cow! I can't see WHY Link would even CONSIDER liking you..
Zelda: You shut up about Link! You got your ugly little plumber, why should you care about anything else?
Peach: GASP!! You take that back!!!
Zelda: Peach and Mario sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Peach: ::slaps Zelda::
Zelda: ::slaps Peach::
Peach: ::slaps Zelda::
Zelda: ::slaps Peach::
Peach: ::slaps Zelda::
Zelda: ::slaps Peach::
Peach: ::slaps Zelda::
Zelda: ::slaps Peach::
Peach: ::slaps Zelda::
Link: Um, should we stop them anytime soon?
Malon: Nah, this is too entertaining.
Yoshi: It's kind of impressive, they aren't even bruising.
Nabooru: Like, are they still slapping each other?
Everyone else: Yep.
Saria: I think they should just kill each other off.
Rauru: When are we going to P&C?
Mario: Let's-a just-a leave-a them-a here-a!
Everyone else: Okay! ::everyone leaves for P&C, leaving Zelda and Peach still slapping each other::
Dude, it's been a really long time since I've written anything, so please excuse me if this sucks.or is just way to weird and random. Oh well, please r+r!
Disclaimer: I'm going to get sued very much for stealing that line from MST3K puma man.
Last time, they decided to go to P&C!!!
Rauru: We're off to C after P, the wonderful grocery store of Amurica.
Saria: You moron, you don't spell America like that, you spell it like this: asdlkfnsdkgb
Rauru: Really?
Saria: Du-uh, no!
Yoshi: You're logic would make a bloody rocket scientist curl up and die.
Saria: Ah, what do you know, mangy dinosaur.
Yoshi: I don't have fur, how can I have mange, lice-ridden carcass?
Saria: Yer gonna pay fer that, frenchie!
Yoshi: Actually, I'm british.
Saria: I'll take you on!
Yoshi: This is bollucks, I just want to get back to my bloody island, where I'm safe from all you bally morons.
Mario: I-a know-a where-a your-a island-a is-a!
Yoshi: Then all I really want to do is crawl into a bally hole and die.
Rauru: Can I eat you if you do?
Yoshi: .
Impa: When the dinosaur dies, WE ALL DIE!! WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!
Nabooru: Like, shut up, you like, weird old lady.
Impa: You're words are of the dooming doomness that only comes from DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Mario: What-a is-a doom-a?
Bowser: How did you manage to beat me up all those times?
Saria: You're a huge-aize wimp?
Bowser:.I meant aside from that.
Peach: You're a big dinosaur and you should be extinct?
Yoshi: Hey!
Rauru: Huuuuunnnnnnggggggrrrrrryyyyyyy..
Zelda: When are you NOT hungry?
Malon: Oh, Zelda, I have pictures of you. I wouldn't talk.
Zelda: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! What could you possibly know!?!?!?!
Malon: ::evil grin:: All I'm saying is you shouldn't be so hypocritical of Rauru!
Link: What?
Zelda: You wouldn't-
Malon: I bet Link wouldn't like you so much if he KNEW!!!
Zelda: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Yoshi: This isn't another bloody poundcake story, is it?
Nabooru: Like, stop being so gothic Malon, just like, tell us!
Mario: Yeah-a, tell-a us-a!
Luigi: We-a deserve-a to-a know-a!
Impa: If she tells us, we're DOOMED!! DOOMED TO KNOW WHAT THE DOOMING DOOM NESS OF DOOM LOOKS LIKE! DO NOT SEND US TO OUR DOOMED DOOMY FATES!!
Yoshi: ::picks up Impa and throws her in a conveniently nearby lake::
Everyone: YAY!!!
Bowser: I wanna know what Malon was hinting evilly at!
Everyone else but Zelda and Malon: Yeah!
Malon: Well, gotta satisfy the public! ::pulls out a picture dramatically:: Before I show this to all of you, I must warn you of 10,000 reasons why you might be shocked and appalled. One- ::Yoshi grabs the picture::
Yoshi: Stop being so bally dramatic. ::Looks at picture:: Dear god! Is that YOU, Zelda?!?!
Zelda: ::tries to grab picture, but Nabooru gets it first::
Nabooru: Like, ew! That is like, so nasty! You and Rauru both?!? EW!!!
Link: Uh oh.
Nabooru: ::shows picture to everyone::
Saria: HA HA HA HA HA!!! ZELDA, YOU USED TO BE JUST AS FAT AS RAURU!!!
Zelda: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Peach: Oh my god! That is so nasty!!
Bowser: She doesn't look that different.::Zelda beats on him::
Peach: You shouldn't be so mean to Bowser!
Zelda: What? I thought you hated him!
Peach: At least I didn't used to be a fat cow! I can't see WHY Link would even CONSIDER liking you..
Zelda: You shut up about Link! You got your ugly little plumber, why should you care about anything else?
Peach: GASP!! You take that back!!!
Zelda: Peach and Mario sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Peach: ::slaps Zelda::
Zelda: ::slaps Peach::
Peach: ::slaps Zelda::
Zelda: ::slaps Peach::
Peach: ::slaps Zelda::
Zelda: ::slaps Peach::
Peach: ::slaps Zelda::
Zelda: ::slaps Peach::
Peach: ::slaps Zelda::
Link: Um, should we stop them anytime soon?
Malon: Nah, this is too entertaining.
Yoshi: It's kind of impressive, they aren't even bruising.
Nabooru: Like, are they still slapping each other?
Everyone else: Yep.
Saria: I think they should just kill each other off.
Rauru: When are we going to P&C?
Mario: Let's-a just-a leave-a them-a here-a!
Everyone else: Okay! ::everyone leaves for P&C, leaving Zelda and Peach still slapping each other::
Dude, it's been a really long time since I've written anything, so please excuse me if this sucks.or is just way to weird and random. Oh well, please r+r!
