Disclaimer: I don't own Weiß or Schwarz... although sometimes I wish I owned Nagi tee-hee. but i don't It all belongs to Takehito-san and Project Weiß. All characters contained with-in, except for "MOOSE" belong to the aforementioned people.



Here's the second chapter. Yes, there will eventually be plot. Of some kind or another. *shrug* I guess you can say this was inspired by an on -running joke my best friend, her little sister, and I have had going for quite some time. This chapter was co-written by Trunks-chan. ARIGATOU!!! Well anywho, on with the next pointless chapter...

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MOOSE!!

When we last left our galavanting duo, Omi had firmly plastered himself to a toy store window and Ken had made a rather quip comment about it and found himself being plastered to the window as well.... great, now we have TWO sets of lip prints on the window. Can some one call the window washer please?

Episode 2: "It's the little things we share together" or "A moose in the hand is worth two in the bush"

"What is that thing?" Ken commented as he started at the stuffed animal staring back at him through the window. Omi shrugged as he tried to determine the species of the furry animal staring at him intently through plastic button eyeballs.

"I think it's supposed to be a reindeer" Good guess Omi, try again. "But why would they sell a reindeer in the middle of May?" Good point chibi, care to take a guess Kenken? ".... It looks like a moose to me."

Omi and Ken contemplated their choices..... a moose.. or a reindeer...

"Moose-Reindeer" Ken debated over his choices "Reindeer-Moose...Moosedeer" Omi blinked at Ken's last term "Moosedeer?" " A Reinoose?" Ken grinned at Omi. Omi again blinked at Ken's words "*piku* What?!... Ken-kun, i think your hamster took his coffee break. Either that or he fell off the wheel."

Ken couldn't help but laugh "heh sorry, i donno.. that thing just looks funky." Omi just stared at the thing. "....being... drawn..in... can't...resist.. the moose!" Omi ran into the store leaving ken to stare rather wide-eyed at where the kid just stood.

Omi wasted no time grabbing the moose from window and paying for it and was back out next to Ken before the poor moron had any time to realize where Omi had just gone. "Please tell me you didn't."

"I did"

"you didn't"

"i did"

"why?"

"Because, it was there, i had the money."

"Omi-kun, it's a stuffed moose... er reindeer.. whatever the hell that thing is."

Omi smiled at Ken and took the stuffed animal out of the bag. "I think it's a moose... like you said"

Ken looked over at the fluffball in Omi's hands "i think it suit you Omittchi-chan"

Omi fumed at the nickname that Yohji so lovingly game him when he was little, yes, Omi was actually smaller at one point in his life.

"Eat moose!!" Omi flung the moose at Ken and hit him square in the face.

Ken stood baffled as he was smacked in the face by an Unidentified Flying Moose and looked down at the thing in his hands. "Oh you are so gonna pay for that Chibi!" Ken then took the moose and proceeded to have it hump Omi's head as Omi took off running down the street toward their apartment.



What will become of this new threat to the teams sanity? How will the moose slowly bring havoc amoung the members of the Underworld? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of MOOSE!!