Well i want to say "THANK YOU" to all the people who reviewed my first two chapters. as promised this story will eventually have a plot, yes the moose will have a freind..... maybe a penguine, because those kick ass... but we'll find ound soon enough.

As I said before, none of the characters except for "MOOSE" belong to me. They all belong to Takehito-san and Project Weiß.

This chapter is dedicated to you first 5 people who were really nice and read my non-sensical story. I'm gonna see how much of this I can get done before I go out tonight.

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Last time on MOOSE!!, Omi had managed to unplaster himself from the window and being drawn in by its mysterious plastic eyeballs, blew his last $13.99 he had been saving from lunch and bought the pile of fluff and proceeded to beat Ken silly with the thing. Ken took action and proceeded to rape Omi's head through the moose...... poor moose.



Episode 3: "When Moose Attack: PArt 16" or "For better or for Moose"



Omi ran frantically into the living room of the apartment with Ken hot on his heels. Omi shriked as the moose came flying past his head to land on the couch behind Omi. Both Omi and Ken made a dive for the thing as Aya walked into the room staring at the two like aliens.

"What the hell are you two doing?" Even Aya could hardley keep a straight face as Ken and Omi both looked up from their dive bombing position on the couch. Omi looked rahter innocent sitting their half haning off the couch trying to hold onto the moose's head, while Ken on the other hand firmly held the moose, his face practically squished into the moose's rearend from the way he dove for it.

Aya hadn't given them a chance to answer before he left room. Probably to go find some quite secluded area to burst out laughing at the funny scene. It didn't take Omi long before he realized the situation and ken's vulnerable position. Omi snatched the moose from Ken's hands and nudged him off the couch with his free foot, sending Ken tumbling off the back and onto the floor.

As Ken scrambled to get up, Omi took off up the stairs but not before yelling "MOOSE!!" and flinging the Moose at Ken once again. This knocked ken back off balance and he proceeded to land with a rather dull thud on his ass once again.

Seeing as how he was now left alone with the moose, Ken decided to go visit Aya. Grabbing the moose, Ken headed down the stairs to part of the apartment that served as their flowershop. As he walked in, he notcied Aya was sitting at the table with a cup of tea reading a book in the dim light.

"What are you doing? Ken quietly asked him as he walked in, hiding the moose behind his back. "I'm trying to get away from you two before you start doing something obscene to the plushie." Aya slowly sipped his tea and looked up at Ken who had the biggest grin on his face.

Suddenly afraid for his sanity, Aya got up and started to leave. As he passed Ken, He heard a deafing cry. "MOOSE!!" were the last words Aya heard before he was beaned in the side of the face with the flying moose.



What will Aya's reaction be to the flying moose? How will Omi get his new weapon back from Ken? Stay tuned for the next exiciting episode of "MOOSE!!"