God, you guys are so nice! thank you so very much for all your inspiring words and and kind comments. I NEVER thought that when i started wrting this that anybody other than the people in on the joke and myself would find this funny. I'm ALWAYS open to suggestions for this becasue i'm writting this on a whim. Granted I have some idea of where this is heading, but i'm writting it as i get any ideas. Again, thank you guys SOOO much. AS soon as i get a chance, i'm gonna take a picture of the moose and put it up on my site.. Heck, i think i may just bring it to Shoujocon and Otakon this year when i go as Omi. WEll.. time to start on chapter 4.

Disclaimer: blah blah blah, all the people belong to Takehito-san, yadda yadda. But no one touches the moose... unless you ask REALLY nicely. tee- hee

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LAst time on MOOSE!! Omi and Ken fought over the moose, and Aya got beaned in the head by a U.F.M... don't let the feds hear about it, they'll just say it's swamp gas. *shrug*



Episode 4: "The tale of the Moosie Snatchers" or "A Few Good Moose"



Aya stood there in a daze as the moose fell limp at his feet. Ken stood poised for a quick get away, not quite sure if Aya was going to just walk away, or attempt to kill him. The only sound in the entire place was the low humming of the flower coolers and the sounds of the television coming form the upstairs living room.

Both men stood, silently. One staring at the door, the other staring at the one staring at the door. Aya was the first to break the still life painting when he slowly reached down to pick up the moose lying at his feet. Ken flinched slightly as he started to move but relaxed a little when he saw no immediate danger to his life.

Bad move Kenken. In one swift movement Aya had picked up the moose and began to rape poor Ken's head with the moose as Ken had done earlier to Omi. Ken tried to make a break for it but was no match for Aya as he tackled Ken to the ground.

"This is what you get for beating me with a moose you.... moose flinger you!" Ken struggled to break free from Aya's hold and managed to scramble up the stairs with Aya right behind him. Ken could barely manage a word out through all the luahging and yelling. And for once, Aya was smiling and having a good time.

Behold the power of MOOSE!

All the noise made Omi peek cautiously from his room. Before Omi could realize what was going on out side, Ken came rushing into his room, with Aya right behind him. Ken tried to use Omi as a human shield as he yeleld out "DEMON MOOSE! DEMON MOOSE!!!"

It took Omi a few seconds to realise what was going on, but it was too late. No really careing what happened to Omi, Aya flung the moose toward the two and smacked Omi right in the face snapping him out of his daze.

"Ack! I've been Moosed!!" Omi dramatically clung his face and stummbled aroudn the room and leaned against Aya. "oh good bye crule world" Omi pushed himself away form Aya and gently picked up the moose and held it out in front of him "Alas poor moosey, i knew him well" Aya and Ken just stood there, watching Omi attempt to win the oscar for the worst faked death scene in a fanfic. Omi finally hugged the moose to his chest as he stumbbled toward the bed and finally colapsed onto his bed................ and all fell silent. Aya and Ken shruged and turned to leave as a call came out from behind them.

"MOOSE!!"

Ken was barely able to get the door shut behind him when the moose hit it with a tiny thud and dropped limply to the floor. Omi smiled and walked over to where the moose lie and picked it up and looked at.

"I think you are the best $13.00 i have ever spent my little moosie friend" a small smirk slowly spread across Omi's face as a very evil evil thought made it's way into his seemingly innocent mind.

"Let's go see what Yohji-kun is doing, shall we?"





What does Omi have planed for Yohji? What does Aya think of this whole moose business? Is the Underworld safe from this new evil? Find out in the next exciting episode of MOOSE!!



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Well that's it for now. I might not be able to add a fifth or sixth chapter today because I'm going to NYC with my friends for a birthday thing. As I said before, i'm open to any suggestions. so feel free to drop a line. Arigatou minna-san!!