Well i wrote this one a long while ago. I was just too lazy to type it up. Things are jsut starting to get good with thsi chapter. This one is slightly drawn out, although i like how i wrote it. This one is going out to Trunks-chan casue she's been bugging me to type up the chapter. Go read her Ficcy, it's REALLY good. Die Geschichte von "Schwarz "

Once again, all comments are welcome! Suggestions and ideas as well. Ok i know who i'm dedicating this one to. This is to all those Ken-kun fans out there that are tired of seeing him written as some stupid brainless idiot who always gets the bit parts! That's who this one is written for. Yay to all the Ken-kun fans!! Sorry I kinda tortured him a bit in this... but i'd say he handles the situation QUITE well... anywho.

Congratulations to Karosai for finishing her Omi and Nagi ficcy! Yay.. now I want hot chocolate.... *wanders to kitchen*

I don't own the boys blah blah. Moose is mine.

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When we last left the house of Weiß, Aya had gotten back at Ken for the moosing with his own new weapon.

Episode 7: "The Giraffes of Wrath" or "How to Kill a Moosing-bird"



Aya stared down at Ken's position on the floor, suffering from the world's largest ego trip as he plucked the large giraffe off of ken and flung it onto the couch and helped Ken up off the floor.

"Maybe now you'll stop beating people with that stupid moose." Aya turned to walk away when he felt his ankle suddenly kicked out from under him and promptly fell rather ungracefully flat on his ass. He immediatly glared his patented "death glare" up at a now smirking Ken.

"We'll just see about that Fujimiya!" Ken took off up the stairs and down the hall as he grinned ear to ear. Aya was going to pay for his sneak attack and he was goign to pay good. "He'll regret ever beating me, Ken Hidaka, with a stuffed giraffe."

Ken came to an abrupt halt in front of Yohji's door and stared dumb- founded. By the sounds coming from the otherside, he could only guess what was going on in there. And if his assumption was correct...... "the poor moose never made it out alive...." Ken suddenly realised that the moose was still in Yohji's room as Yohji got his "revenge" for Omi beating him with the plushie only a few hours earlier.

It came down to this, brave the dangers that lay before him in the deepths of Yohji's den, or surrender to the evil that awaits him in the tv room and admit defeat.He was not about to do that latter of the two, but he didn't exactly want to permently damage his sanity and purity (*cough-bullshit- cough*) forever by walking in on Yohji and Omi.

Oh the horrid difficult decisions we must make in life. Ken took a deep breath and closed his eyes praying that they at least had all the lights turned off... but that would make it harder to find the moose.

"Damnit! Why me!? Why tongiht?! Why now?! THIS SUCKS!!" Ken summoned up all his strength and courage and barged into the room quickly and glanced around, trying to desperatly avoid and ignore the two currently doing things undescribable in a PG rated fic.

Ken spotted the moose on the floor by the bed and dashed in and out as quickly as possible. The pair in bed didn't seem to notice he was there, but when he shut the door, he could hear the two cracking up and laughing.

Ken blushed lightly as he calmed himself, "that was the scariest thing i've ever had to do.... *shudder* He ranback to his room and put on all his assasin gear, bugnuks and all and ran back downstairs to face off with Aya.

As he ran down the stairs, Aya stood waiting, silently, bored, staring at the tv, waiting for Ken to come back.

The two stared each other down , Aya with his giraffe, ken with the moose. "This is it," Ken thought to himself " it all comes down to this."



What kind of war is going to break out between the two assasins? And why the hell does Aya have a giraffe? Will somebody please draw me a picture of Aya-kun with a stuffed Giraffe? Find out in the next exciting episode of MOOSE!!