Ok well this one i didn't intend to get a chance to do for a while. But since i'm awake i might as well write something. it's about 3:30 am and i'm awake with a bad head ache. *pout* now i know what Schu feels like on a bad day. *cuddles up with Kumagoro-sama* Well this chapter is for all the people who want to draw me an Aya with a Moose. Go for it guys. And if some one wants to draw me a Schu wiht a super soaker, or a chibi Schu or a Schu and Brad picture, go for it! heh just e-mail it to me and i'll add it to my web page when i get the fan ficcy section up.

{{ blahblahblah }} are projected thoughts, or telepathic conversations. Yes, we're gettign to that part ladies and gentlemoose. tee-hee *glomps Schu*

Disclaimer: people don't belong to me, moose does. blah

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Last time on MOOSE!! Ken and Aya duked it out in the middle of the night, and got in trouble with Omi. Schu had evil plans for Nagi

MOOSE!! 9: "Little moose of Horrors" or "Killer Moose from Outer Space"



Yohji yawned loudly and stretched out on his bed, still twisted in the sheets from the previous night. AS he lay in bed staring at the ceiling of his room, he heard laughter coming from the kitchen downstairs.

Omi stood in the middle of the kitchen glaring at Ken who was currently rolling on the floor laughing. "I do NOT look stupid Ken! It's just eaiser for me to carry it this way!" He currently had the stuffed moose on his head, wearing it like a hat. "You better becareful Omittchi, it might start humping you again," Ken managed to get out between laughing fits.

"I don't see what's so funny about it!"Omi stuck his tounge out at Ken and stormed down the stairs to the shop to help Aya open the store for the day. Ken managed to pull himself together to clean up from breakfast and join the two in the shop.

It wasn't long before the usual crowd of girls joined the three in the shop before runnign off to school.

"Where's Yohji-kun?" "You look nice today Aya-san" "Will you help me pick out flowers Ken-kun?" "Why do you have a moose on your head Omi-kun?" The usual bout of chatter rang through the store. Each of the boys having their own fan club to deal with as they tried to go about their business. Omi seemed to be drawing the most attention though with the new addition to his wardrobe.

It was about an hour later that Yohji decided to join the trio, immediatly being drown in a swarm of hormonal fan girls. Thankfully Manx walked into the shop not a moment too soon before Yohji's hormones went into over drive.

"Hello boys, what the..." Manx did a double take as she spotted the moose on Omi's head. Aya had just shooed most of the girls out and signaled to the boys to head down into the breifing room. Omi just smiled at Manx and headed down the spiral stair case to the basement.

"There's an important mission for you.....Bombay.. what's with the moose?" She HAD to ask. Omi smiled and removed the moose from his head. "Well you see..... it's for something rather simple actually." Omi held the moose close, almsot hugging it. "And what would that be?" "Curious little thing, isn't she?" Ken said grinning.

"MOOSE!!" Omi grinned widley and let the moose fly, hitting Manx right in the face. not much bothered Manx about these four boys, but that was the last straw. "That's it! I can't take it anymore! If it's not one thing it's another! First you all have emotional break downs and angst all over the place! Then you nearly get yourselves killed! And NOW you're flinging a stuffed moose at me!!!! AHH!" Manx through her hissy fit and turned to storm up the stairs, stopping when she saw Aya.

Aya stood at the base of the stairs, apathetic as always, not really careing about what the other three were up to, excpet for one difference. "And do I even want to know why you have a giraffe?" Doesn't this woman ever learn?

Aya sighed and lookd up at Manx. "It was a gift from a very close friend of my family when I was little. I've essentially had it since i was born so to speak. and it makes a good weapon against moose attacks." Manx just stared at Aya. ".....right" With that, Manx handed the file and tape to Aya and left the boys to their business.

As Aya walked over the TV, Ken looked up at him from the couch and could barely hold back. "Since you born huh? hehe Must be pretty important to you then." Aya ignored him and put the tape into the VCr and hit play.

The familiar image of Persia appeared on the screen and began to debreif the boys on their current mission. Quickly growing bored with the same routine and the not so new essentials of the fairly simple mission, Omi turned his attention to his moose and picked it up off the ground where it landed after the attack on Manx.

"Well.... i wonder who else I can get with this thing," he thought to himself. The voice on the TV broke Omi out of his thoughts. "Becareful wit hthis one, Schwarz may be there to stop you from completeing your mission." At that, the light bulb in Omi's head flickered on.

"Oh this could be fun!" he thought with a wicked grin on his face. Omi turned to the tv and launched the moose at the screen "MOOSE!!"

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He sat there for what seemed liked hours. {{ Come on chibi, time to get up }} Schu grinned wickedly at the images the ran through his head. He could hear Nagi complain for '5 more minutes' form inside his room. Schuldig had sat in front of Nagi's room for what felt like hours, even though it had only been 20 minutes or so, getting odd looks from Crawford as he passed throug hthe hallway going from his bedroom to the bathroom to the kitchen.

"I know what you're going to do Schuldig and if you even THINK about.." Crawford couldn't even finish his sentence. "Ja, ja. I know you know. {{ but if you don't be quite he'll know and then all my fun will be spoiled and then i'll be upset. and you don't want me to get upset and whiney, do you Brad?}}"

Crawford rolled his eyes and walked into the kitchen. "Yeah ok, whatever, and if you call me that one more time you won't be alive long enough to do what you're planning to do."

Schu grinned again and continued to wait as he heard Nagi slowly moving around his room.

Nagi opend his door with a large yawn and nearly tripped over Schuldig as he walked into the hall. Nagi blinked and rubbed his sleepy eyes as his vision focused on the orange blob near the floor in front of him. "Huh? oh.. Ohayo schu."

Schuldig grinned madly and let Nagi pass him to the bathroom. "...... Hey Nagi?" Nagi yawned and turned around, still half asleep. "yeah?" Schu raised the super soaker up at Nagi who was till too asleep to know what was going on. "Run chibi, run." Schu fired and hit Nagi right in the forehead.



What is this new idea that Omi has? What is Nagi going to do to Schu? And where does the moose come into play? Find out in the next exciting episode of MOOSE!!