After summer comes strangeness

Summary: After summer come many things, Skool, bad fashion, and most of all..strangeness. R&R! Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim (or any of the characters on the show), It belongs to nickalodeon (I can't spell) Johnan Vasquez (For some odd reason I can't remember how to spell his name, unless that's right, like I said I cant remember) and many other people and networks that I am not aware of at this point. Authors Notes: I have no Idea what so ever why I am writing this fic, but I am, good and bad reviews welcome, I am used to criticism.

An introduction to 'Invader Inggy the Obsessive Fashion Idiot'

Reason for intro: before I begin I feel that I must first give an introduction to one of my characters, I have absolutely no idea why, but I guess it would make me feel better.

Invader Inggy

On the planet 'Blehk', there lives a very unique society. One of its members is Invader Inggy (no one really knows how she became an Invader, but she did, somehow), who is known as the 'Obsessive Fashion Idiot'. We start our amazingly strange story off with an intro to why and how she ends up where she ends up (this place being, sadly, in our story):

A strangely tall green alien (O by the way the 'Blehkins' are really just tall Irkens, but they rebelled against the tallest (because they were taller and they wanted to be in charge of the uniforms)) walked down the corridor, this alien being Inggy of course because this is HER intro, fixing her antenna-rings (they r kinda like ear- rings, but for anteni) and smoothing down her sixties-like uniform (they r fashion idiots after all, that being why they weren't allowed to design the uniforms for the irkens), Her leaders had called her out of her 'how to concur the world with hair-spray' seminar (considering they don't have hair they have no use for hair spray so who knows why they have it, but like I've said many times before, they are fashion idiots). She pushed through the large double doors, and there sat a table with a map painted on it of the solar system, the map they used for the great assigning. A small smile pushed its way to the surface of this fashion idiot's face. Her two leaders stood behind this table, looking as if they might die from suppressing the giggles that hid behind their solemn expressions (don't ask how they can look solemn and as if they might die from suppressing laughter at the same time, they just do). "Invader Inggy reporting" She said, saluting, even though they obviously knew it was her. "Invader, we have decided that we shall send you on a very important mission" "OOOOOOOOO, does this mean I get...." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it is not so important that you would get to, to, to, O dear god how could you even imagine.."Her leader who had been speaking obviously felt very strongly against what ever they were talking about, he could barley stand to finish his sentence. "Why not, squark got to; you always let squark do whatever he wants, but nooooooooo, Inggy cant do ANYTHING-" "Enough Invader, you are lucky enough to be allowed to be apart of this mission, now would you please let us explain to you where you are going and why you are going there?" "Yes, Sir, I mean Sirs" "We are sending you to a filth planet called EARTH, you are going to be going to this enormous dirt ball to help us in our battle against the irkins" "How so?" "You shall steal the planet from the thing called ZIM, he shall be posing as a small green earth boy with a thing called a skin condition, do you understand?" "Yes SIRS" "Good, now we shall program the directions to this planet into your H.A.B.M.T. (Highly advanced blehkin mechanical thingy). "Yes sirs" "Now leave" "yes sirs" Inggy then left the room and began to go get ready. 'whom or what ever this ZIM thing is, he must be very, very, very, very, very, very, very important for my leaders to put such a marvelous Invader as I INGGY on this mission' Inggy thought.( she reminds me of someone..............)

After the Invader had gathered all the things that she would need she pilled everything into her voot-cruiser and launched. "Earth....that's an interesting name for a planet of filth..... I would think if it is a planet of filth as they say it is, that it would be called something like...(she was then interrupted by the sound of metallic snoring), Uggg! How am I supposed to turn this thing off!" *Her voot- cruiser then ran into something. "Arrrrrg!" *she turns her head to see what exactly she ran into* It was an intergalactic gas station (she had hit the bottom edge of it, making a large dent in her voot-cruiser) "O, I might as well pick up a fruit punch slushy and some nachos *nudges robot*, Metal filth Bag?" "YEEEEAAAAAH?" it answered rubbing the metallic sleep out of its eyes. "Would you like anything?" "YEEEEEAAAAAAAH!" "What?" "WEEEEEEEEEEELLLL I don't know, maybe, no, maybe, no, maybe, nah. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I know I'll have a....wait no." "Why don't I just get you some cookies?" "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Gas station Cookies!" "Alrighty then, I'll be right back" "O.K." "O yes, one more thing metal filth creature" "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?" "Let me make this very clear to you since you seem to lack the power to think, this is my first mission, and the last thing I need is you screwing it up, understand?" "Wha?" "Arrrrrg! Do. Not. Touch. Anything! Is that clear?" "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!' "Good, now I'll be right back" Inggy then walked into the gas station. At the very moment she was out of sight the Robot jumped out of the voot- cruiser and began jumping on other alien means of transportation, and bashing in windows, ripping out any wires, and licking steering wheels (I have no idea, so don't ask, I guess the robot must be malfunctioning, or something like that, this story is supposed to be strange after all).





Yes I understand that must have been a very weird start, but technically it was an intro to one of the characters of mine that I figured would need one (but she is not going to be the main character), I will have more soon, when I figure out where I am going with this (I have an idea of where this fic is headed but am not sure) Please R&R! Like many other fic writers, I get most of my inspiration from reviews. Thank u for reading, check back soon! :)