DISCLAIMER:: I don't own the Final Fantasy games. None of them. Squaresoft and some other companies do. (Sorry other companies, at least you get some credit.) I do not own any of the characters shown in this fanfic. Squaresoft and some other companies do::

*The whole FF9 "crew" is on the Blue Narciss (the airship, not the boat), flying to get everyone seeing as the party was somehow separated. (Don't ask me why.)*

Zidane: Erin, could this thing possibly go any slower?! We're only going 12 mph, I'm surprised we haven't landed yet!!

*Blue Narciss crashes into Evil Forest*

Erin: Ye jinxed it ye fool! I'm Scottish no, ye understend?!

Zidane: *Gets up after suffering severe head injuries from the crash.* Sweet Jesus, what happened to you.? WHO are you anyways...?

Erin: Ye dun't remember mah? Yer' a strenge one...

Zidane: What's that supposed to mean?! You're the scottish lady!

*Eiko runs onto the ship at this time, dressed like a black street dancer.*

Eiko: Yo, Zidane! 'Sup Erin!

Zidane: What the.? Who the hell are you?! Why are you on this airship?!

Erin: Zidanee, ye know this i' Eiko. She likes ye, ye knoo.

Eiko: I do not, yo foo! Zidane, you know that, yo?

Zidane: What the.? What is wrong with you people?! Get the hell away from me!! AAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Eiko: What the cheese happened to you?! Why don't you remember mah?! PUH- LEEEEAAASE tell me you know who I am.?

Zidane: *curled up in a ball in a corner of the airship* I don't know who you are, but you better stay away from me!! I could maybe just sorta beat ya' up ya' know.!

Eiko: *In deep black man voice* The name's "D". You don't go forgettin' that too, yo' foo'!

*Eiko,.I mean "D" rips off the steering wheel of the ship and runs over to Zidane*

Eiko: Maybe another head injury.*lifts heavy steering wheel over her head*.will fix you up good, ya' know what I'm sayin', Yo' foo'!

*"D" slams the steering wheel down on and already whimpering Zidane*

Erin: Ye ken teke or' steerin' wheles, boot ye ken nevrr teke or' freedem!! AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAAHAhAhAHAHAHAhAhAHHAhAH!??!.

D: You still alive foo'? If y'are, can ya' remember mah?

Zidane: *Rubs his head* Ouchies, why'd you go and do that Eiko.?

D: YEEEEEEEEHAW!! You be alive, and better yet, you remember me!! Oh, and ya' better not call me Eiko anymore, 'cuz I got the papers that say mah name's officially "D".

*D shows Zidane a 15 foot tall stack o' papers*

Erin: .AHhHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHhAhAHAhhAhAHHAHAhAhAHAAHAHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!? Swete Jeeses! Thet's elot o' wasted trees. AHDHdAJAJAHAHAJAKAhaHADhkAAHskdhhhhhhhhhSuhIFHDAShdflkHSfeuFNNELI73LJKHSrh83 !!?!

Zidane: This is really odd. *whispers to D* I think that after we get to the next possible city, we've got to replace her. I do NOT feel safe with her flyin' this.

D: I know what you're sayin' Zidane. She gonna kill us all. So I take it we're going to Alexandria?

Zidane: Yup. *Yells to Erin* ERIN!! TAKE US TO ALEXANDRIA!!

*Zidane was actually standing three feet away from Erin, and she 's deaf now.* ^_^

Erin: Ah noo thet ye idiot!! Bah thee wey, we nede a sterin' whele!!! Er ElzE Ah CeN't flah TheS StooPiD ThiNg!?

D: Holy crap, she's goin' haywire.!

Zidane: *Sweatdrops* Help me, God.

Erin: EH! Ah knoo whet we cud use fer' a sterein' whele! YoU!?

*Erin pointed at D*

D: Fine. WAAAAAAHHHHH!! I-I mean what you talkin' 'bout Erin?! Yo' Foo!

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