After Summer Comes Strangeness
Disclaimer: I do not own target, or the show invader zim (or any of its characters) for that matter
Two odd new comers
It was already the first day of school, and Zim still hadn't concurred earth. Summer would have been a perfect time to have at least tried to concur it, since dib had been at some human scum camp for the insane. But Zim had, sadly, been preoccupied. He had gone to the planet Depot, in search of office supplies, although it had never occurred to him that he did not NEED office supplies. He had waited 2 months on the planet because they had been out of every thing. When he had gotten back he had found a letter in the mail about school supplies. He ended up going to the human worm baby store called TARGET, the squirmy human monkeys that worked there helped him find his supplies, all of which ended up matching in color, the color (sadly) was pink (they were all out of the other colors). They tried to find him matching clothes to go along with it, but he drew the line there, the experience had been degrading enough as it was. School would start in a couple of minutes, all the human stink students, and himself, were already at their desks. All accept his nemesis, Dib. 'Hmmmmm, he must be up to something, but what? Whatever it is, I'll figure it out, probably some sort of plan to send me to some kind of human stink doctor and have him check to see, wait he already did that, I know he's probably going to send mysterious mysteries a tape of me without my, wait didn't he already do something along those lines? And how could he have we've both been gone basically the entire summer! Well I know he's up to something! Why else would he not be here?' At the very moment Zims train of thought ended Miss. Bitters entered the room. Two girls entered behind her, one of them being extremely tall, and wearing a strange out fit, O so very strange, 'hmmmm, new students, that tall one looks familiar, her out fit almost reminds me of, THEM, but she couldn't possibly be one of THEM, could she?' "Welcome back, DOOMED students!" Miss. Bitters said all too un- enthusiastically, she continued "we have TWO new students; Students state your names and SIT DOWN!" All the kids in the class then stated their names, stood up, and sat back down. "Not you students! The NEW STUDENTS, NEW students state your names and sit down, O and everyone except the new students and dib, because he's not here, gets detention for standing up when I'm talking!" Dib then bursts through the door gasping for air. "I'm *gasp* here!" He said the best he could through gasping. "Dib, you get triple detention!" "For what?" Dib asked angrily, which he probably should not have done. "Never mind" she said, Dib smiled happily and started walking towards his desk, "now you get quadruple detention, for questioning me!" Dib sighed and continued towards his desk, knowing he wasn't going to win. Zim snickered, "You too Zim!" "Why!" Zim asked "For snickering, being green and questioning me!" "But that's not fair" "Oh yeah, and for HAVING COLOR CODED MATERIALS! I clearly stated no color coded materials, they depress me!" Zim sighed. "So that makes it, O, um, detention ALL WEEK!" she paused "now class we have two new students, Now you, the tall one, state your name first, than you" Miss. Bitters finished pointing at the shorter girl. The tall girl was pale, as was the shorter one; she had pale blonde hair, dark blue eyes, and was dressed in a white tee shirt that had a picture of a squirrel attacking a goldfish on it, and a pink poodle skirt, with a really big back pack on. "My name is, uh, Inggy," she stated, "Inggy do you have anything that you would like to say before you join my DOOMED class?" Miss. Bitters asked the remarkably tall girl, "Uh, I have a pet pinecone?" She answered dumbly, everyone starred at her, the one kid screamed "COOOOOOOOOL, so do I!" and everyone began saying how cool it was. "Now class, SHUT UP, um, Inggy, go to your seat!" Miss. Bitters pointed to an empty seat in the back corner, Inggy obeyed. "Now you, whoever you are, tell the class who you are, say something, and go sit down!" Miss. Bitters said, a little aggravated because everyone was still talking, "Class SHUT UP RIGHT NOW or you all get DETENTION! Again" Miss. Bitters added. The shorter girl had dark Brown hair, which was put up into two pigtails on op of her head, and amethyst eyes, she was wearing a white blouse and a short plaid skirt, with white knee socks and some marry janes, she also wore a book bag, and some lip gloss. "My Name is Manie Shepe', I used to go to 'Saint Delia's Girls catholic school,' my mother is the actress who plays the character 'Anna' on the popular T.V. show 'The Old and The Smelly' She's the one with athletes foot *everyone in the class room OOOOed and Ahhhhhhhhhhhed*, and my father is the famous lawyer John Sheepe', we moved here from Heral, Pennsylvania, our house has 26 stories tall, 13 of which are under ground. I have twelve weasels, nine pigmy alligators, ten horses, seven cats, five standard dogs, five small dogs, eight parrots, five hundred fifty five bunnies, seventeen dolphins, two beluga whales, four killer whales, seven seals, fifty penguins, and thirty five pythons. I do not look forward to spending this year with YOU lower class un-smart people, except you with the gigantic head; you look like your smart, considering your head takes up almost the entire class room." She finished, then took the empty seat behind Dib. 'Was that a complement? Does that mean she likes me?' Dib, who obviously had a crush on her, asked himself. "well thank you for taking up almost the entire morning, which I could have been using to talk about DOOM, with your conceited rant, Manie Sheepie" Miss. Bitters hissed bitterly. "It's Shepe'" Manie answered coolly, " and a so called 'conceited rant' is a much better use of time, than plaguing young minds with thoughts of DOOM, that could get someone fired you know" she added, in a 'I wouldn't mess with me if I were you' tone of voice. Miss. Bitters sighed know that this new students parents could most certainly make her lose her job, the lunch bell then rang, breaking the tension, "now class go eat your DO- I mean wonderfully disgusting lunches, BE GONE!" she yelled and everyone, except the Manie, darted out the door scared as field mice running from all the cats in America.
Next chapter: In the lunch room: The strangeness continues
Next chapter will be up as soon as possible, don't forget to review, I want to know what you thought of that, Dust-Bunny :)
Disclaimer: I do not own target, or the show invader zim (or any of its characters) for that matter
Two odd new comers
It was already the first day of school, and Zim still hadn't concurred earth. Summer would have been a perfect time to have at least tried to concur it, since dib had been at some human scum camp for the insane. But Zim had, sadly, been preoccupied. He had gone to the planet Depot, in search of office supplies, although it had never occurred to him that he did not NEED office supplies. He had waited 2 months on the planet because they had been out of every thing. When he had gotten back he had found a letter in the mail about school supplies. He ended up going to the human worm baby store called TARGET, the squirmy human monkeys that worked there helped him find his supplies, all of which ended up matching in color, the color (sadly) was pink (they were all out of the other colors). They tried to find him matching clothes to go along with it, but he drew the line there, the experience had been degrading enough as it was. School would start in a couple of minutes, all the human stink students, and himself, were already at their desks. All accept his nemesis, Dib. 'Hmmmmm, he must be up to something, but what? Whatever it is, I'll figure it out, probably some sort of plan to send me to some kind of human stink doctor and have him check to see, wait he already did that, I know he's probably going to send mysterious mysteries a tape of me without my, wait didn't he already do something along those lines? And how could he have we've both been gone basically the entire summer! Well I know he's up to something! Why else would he not be here?' At the very moment Zims train of thought ended Miss. Bitters entered the room. Two girls entered behind her, one of them being extremely tall, and wearing a strange out fit, O so very strange, 'hmmmm, new students, that tall one looks familiar, her out fit almost reminds me of, THEM, but she couldn't possibly be one of THEM, could she?' "Welcome back, DOOMED students!" Miss. Bitters said all too un- enthusiastically, she continued "we have TWO new students; Students state your names and SIT DOWN!" All the kids in the class then stated their names, stood up, and sat back down. "Not you students! The NEW STUDENTS, NEW students state your names and sit down, O and everyone except the new students and dib, because he's not here, gets detention for standing up when I'm talking!" Dib then bursts through the door gasping for air. "I'm *gasp* here!" He said the best he could through gasping. "Dib, you get triple detention!" "For what?" Dib asked angrily, which he probably should not have done. "Never mind" she said, Dib smiled happily and started walking towards his desk, "now you get quadruple detention, for questioning me!" Dib sighed and continued towards his desk, knowing he wasn't going to win. Zim snickered, "You too Zim!" "Why!" Zim asked "For snickering, being green and questioning me!" "But that's not fair" "Oh yeah, and for HAVING COLOR CODED MATERIALS! I clearly stated no color coded materials, they depress me!" Zim sighed. "So that makes it, O, um, detention ALL WEEK!" she paused "now class we have two new students, Now you, the tall one, state your name first, than you" Miss. Bitters finished pointing at the shorter girl. The tall girl was pale, as was the shorter one; she had pale blonde hair, dark blue eyes, and was dressed in a white tee shirt that had a picture of a squirrel attacking a goldfish on it, and a pink poodle skirt, with a really big back pack on. "My name is, uh, Inggy," she stated, "Inggy do you have anything that you would like to say before you join my DOOMED class?" Miss. Bitters asked the remarkably tall girl, "Uh, I have a pet pinecone?" She answered dumbly, everyone starred at her, the one kid screamed "COOOOOOOOOL, so do I!" and everyone began saying how cool it was. "Now class, SHUT UP, um, Inggy, go to your seat!" Miss. Bitters pointed to an empty seat in the back corner, Inggy obeyed. "Now you, whoever you are, tell the class who you are, say something, and go sit down!" Miss. Bitters said, a little aggravated because everyone was still talking, "Class SHUT UP RIGHT NOW or you all get DETENTION! Again" Miss. Bitters added. The shorter girl had dark Brown hair, which was put up into two pigtails on op of her head, and amethyst eyes, she was wearing a white blouse and a short plaid skirt, with white knee socks and some marry janes, she also wore a book bag, and some lip gloss. "My Name is Manie Shepe', I used to go to 'Saint Delia's Girls catholic school,' my mother is the actress who plays the character 'Anna' on the popular T.V. show 'The Old and The Smelly' She's the one with athletes foot *everyone in the class room OOOOed and Ahhhhhhhhhhhed*, and my father is the famous lawyer John Sheepe', we moved here from Heral, Pennsylvania, our house has 26 stories tall, 13 of which are under ground. I have twelve weasels, nine pigmy alligators, ten horses, seven cats, five standard dogs, five small dogs, eight parrots, five hundred fifty five bunnies, seventeen dolphins, two beluga whales, four killer whales, seven seals, fifty penguins, and thirty five pythons. I do not look forward to spending this year with YOU lower class un-smart people, except you with the gigantic head; you look like your smart, considering your head takes up almost the entire class room." She finished, then took the empty seat behind Dib. 'Was that a complement? Does that mean she likes me?' Dib, who obviously had a crush on her, asked himself. "well thank you for taking up almost the entire morning, which I could have been using to talk about DOOM, with your conceited rant, Manie Sheepie" Miss. Bitters hissed bitterly. "It's Shepe'" Manie answered coolly, " and a so called 'conceited rant' is a much better use of time, than plaguing young minds with thoughts of DOOM, that could get someone fired you know" she added, in a 'I wouldn't mess with me if I were you' tone of voice. Miss. Bitters sighed know that this new students parents could most certainly make her lose her job, the lunch bell then rang, breaking the tension, "now class go eat your DO- I mean wonderfully disgusting lunches, BE GONE!" she yelled and everyone, except the Manie, darted out the door scared as field mice running from all the cats in America.
Next chapter: In the lunch room: The strangeness continues
Next chapter will be up as soon as possible, don't forget to review, I want to know what you thought of that, Dust-Bunny :)
