ANOTHER DISCLAIMER:: I do not own any of the Final Fantasy games or characters, Squaresoft does. I do, however, own Spike (See for yourself). HE BE MINE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha...ehh. Read the story, fool! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------- Chapter 3 *Zidane, Eric, D, and Quina are all on the Blue Narciss, flying to Conde Petie to find their party.* Zidane: *whines* Are we there yet? Eric: Why no. No we aren't. *Two figures walk up behind the group very quietly* Freya & Erin: Hey y'all! D: AHHHHHHH!! How the hell you get here?! Yo' foo'! Quina: Hey! I eated you! Why you outside? Erin: Tryin' te replace me, EHHH?! Yer' gonna pay fer this one! Eric: Noo! I wanna drive the ship! NOOOOO! Get away from meeeee!! Erin: *takes out a club* Now do ye wahnt to dreve the sheep?! Eric: AHHHHH!! *Takes out an acoustic guitar* EL KABONG!! *The beat each other savagely over the head until the both fall to the ground, unconscious .* Freya: What a show! D: Wait a second... Zidane: ...If they're there... Freya: THEN WHO'S DRIVING THE SHIP?! Quina: Bum bum bummmmm... *As soon as they realize this, the ship veers straight down and crashes into...* Voice: U-um, hey are you a-alright? D: Whoa, that one hurt. *Cracks her neck* Ow... Zidane: I know that voice... Freya: Vivi! Different Voice (creative, aren't we...): Zidane, you woldn't happen to know where the princess might be, would you? Quina: Steiner? You have frog? Steiner: YEAH! IV'E GOT A FROG FOR YA!! *slaps him/her across the face with a frog* Quina: Why, thank you, Steinsadkerhreesdkjr? * Quina then passes out on the floor* Steiner: AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I am now the supreme ruler of ALL OF YOU!! AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! Vivi: Shut up! Steiner: Yes, Master. D: Dude, this is odd.... Zidane: Where are we anyway? Vivi: Black Mage Village, where else would I be? *Suddenly, the airship explodes. After a good night at the inn, everyone is healed*(Wow! One night!) ~-~-~-~~-~-~-~The next morning~-~-~-~~-~-~-~ Zidane: I'm going to go out and fight some monsters. Be back by lunchtime! Everyone else: Okay! ^_^ *Zidane goes up by Conde Petie to fight in the forests to hopefully find some friendly mosters. He obviously gets into a battle. There is a man standing there in all black* Man: Ooh, I'm like Yuffie! The old "encounter in the forest thing". Ha! Zidane: What are you talking about? Man: Nevermind. I'll just... *the Man begins to glow pink.* Zidane: AHHH! He's in Trance! Man: Mwahahahahaha!! Ultima! *The man then proceeds to thoroughly beat Zidane* Zidane: Man, you be strong. What you name? What tree name? AHaHAAhAHAHAhAHAhAkualaAyGAKsALSOA:osAsADsaASKsn!! Man: Okee-dokee then... My name's Banana Sam (I'm in the story!), but my friends call me Spike. Zidane: You come us will with? Talk me no straight. Help can me you? To me Village Black inn Mage the take in the. Please? ~-~-~-~(He says: Will you come with us? Me no talk straight. Can you help me? Take me to the inn in the Black Mage Village. Please?: Just in case you hadn't figured it out.) ~-~-~-~ Spike: Yeah... sure. Whatever you said. *Looks at the notice on the line above* Oh... Yeah, sure. *A motorcycle then falls from the sky, and Spike and Zidane get on and go back to the Black Mage Village.* Everyone: Hi! Who are you? Spike: I'm Spike. The author. Everyone: WHAAAAAT?! Spike: Oops, I mean, who's your mother....? Everyone: Oh! My mother is... Spike: I don't need to know! Thank you! *Then the group rents an airship from Rent-an-Airship , and proceed to their next destination, seeing as Erin & Eric both woke up some time in this part of the chapter. What will their next destination be?* ~-~-~-~~-~-~-~~-~-~-~~-~-~-~~-~-~-~~-~-~-~