ANOTHER DISCLAIMER:: I do not own any of the Final Fantasy games or
characters, Squaresoft does. I do, however, own Spike (See for yourself).
HE BE MINE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha...ehh. Read the story, fool!
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Chapter 3
*Zidane, Eric, D, and Quina are all on the Blue Narciss, flying to Conde
Petie to find their party.*
Zidane: *whines* Are we there yet?
Eric: Why no. No we aren't.
*Two figures walk up behind the group very quietly*
Freya & Erin: Hey y'all!
D: AHHHHHHH!! How the hell you get here?! Yo' foo'!
Quina: Hey! I eated you! Why you outside?
Erin: Tryin' te replace me, EHHH?! Yer' gonna pay fer this one!
Eric: Noo! I wanna drive the ship! NOOOOO! Get away from meeeee!!
Erin: *takes out a club* Now do ye wahnt to dreve the sheep?!
Eric: AHHHHH!! *Takes out an acoustic guitar* EL KABONG!!
*The beat each other savagely over the head until the both fall to the
ground, unconscious .*
Freya: What a show!
D: Wait a second...
Zidane: ...If they're there...
Freya: THEN WHO'S DRIVING THE SHIP?!
Quina: Bum bum bummmmm...
*As soon as they realize this, the ship veers straight down and crashes
into...*
Voice: U-um, hey are you a-alright?
D: Whoa, that one hurt. *Cracks her neck* Ow...
Zidane: I know that voice...
Freya: Vivi!
Different Voice (creative, aren't we...): Zidane, you woldn't happen to
know where the princess might be, would you?
Quina: Steiner? You have frog?
Steiner: YEAH! IV'E GOT A FROG FOR YA!! *slaps him/her across the face with
a frog*
Quina: Why, thank you, Steinsadkerhreesdkjr?
* Quina then passes out on the floor*
Steiner: AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I am now the supreme ruler of ALL
OF YOU!! AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!
Vivi: Shut up!
Steiner: Yes, Master.
D: Dude, this is odd....
Zidane: Where are we anyway?
Vivi: Black Mage Village, where else would I be?
*Suddenly, the airship explodes. After a good night at the inn, everyone is
healed*(Wow! One night!)
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Zidane: I'm going to go out and fight some monsters. Be back by lunchtime!
Everyone else: Okay! ^_^
*Zidane goes up by Conde Petie to fight in the forests to hopefully find
some friendly mosters. He obviously gets into a battle. There is a man
standing there in all black*
Man: Ooh, I'm like Yuffie! The old "encounter in the forest thing". Ha!
Zidane: What are you talking about?
Man: Nevermind. I'll just...
*the Man begins to glow pink.*
Zidane: AHHH! He's in Trance!
Man: Mwahahahahaha!! Ultima!
*The man then proceeds to thoroughly beat Zidane*
Zidane: Man, you be strong. What you name? What tree name?
AHaHAAhAHAHAhAHAhAkualaAyGAKsALSOA:osAsADsaASKsn!!
Man: Okee-dokee then... My name's Banana Sam (I'm in the story!), but my
friends call me Spike.
Zidane: You come us will with? Talk me no straight. Help can me you? To me
Village Black inn Mage the take in the. Please?
~-~-~-~(He says: Will you come with us? Me no talk straight. Can you help
me? Take me to the inn in the Black Mage Village. Please?: Just in case you
hadn't figured it out.) ~-~-~-~
Spike: Yeah... sure. Whatever you said. *Looks at the notice on the line
above* Oh... Yeah, sure.
*A motorcycle then falls from the sky, and Spike and Zidane get on and go
back to the Black Mage Village.*
Everyone: Hi! Who are you?
Spike: I'm Spike. The author.
Everyone: WHAAAAAT?!
Spike: Oops, I mean, who's your mother....?
Everyone: Oh! My mother is...
Spike: I don't need to know! Thank you!
*Then the group rents an airship from Rent-an-Airship , and proceed to
their next destination, seeing as Erin & Eric both woke up some time in
this part of the chapter. What will their next destination be?*
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