In the Lunch Room:
The strangeness continues
Disclaimer: I do not own the lunch room and/or anything within, or outside
it, except, Inggy, Manie Shepe', and Inggy's H.A.B.M.T, and everything
those characters own, K I'm done disclaiming things.
Author's note: Thanks to all who reviewed, really appreciate it!
Zim starred at the extremely tall new girl, who had seemed to be spying on him the entire walk too the lunch room, she wasn't at the moment though, she had been busy examining the lunch room slim, which was literally slime today, well slime and ketchup, with a hint of mildew, actually. Zim would have thought that dib would have realized by now, that Inggy was, and still is at this very moment, an alien. Zim had been trying to figure out for many hours what could possibly distract Dib so much that he wouldn't notice how un-human this stinky scum of stink-scummyness was. 'I can't think what could distract dib from realizing how un-human this stinky scum of stink-scummyness is' Zim thought. At that very moment it came to him, well not really, but he thought that it had come to him. 'At this very moment it has come to me what this evil stink scum of stink-scummyness' plan is, or was, or, whatever! This alien creature has taken a SECRET chip thingy and smooshed it into dibs gargantuan head; IT must have done this by pushing it through Dibs ear! That's brilliant! But what does it do? O well who cares, what's important is that I get it out, so that dib will be so preoccupied with this other alien that I will finally have my chance to concur earth!!!!!!!!!!! Buwhahahahahahahahahaha!' "Buwhahahahahahahahahaha!" Everyone in the lunch room (except dib who had been busy the entire lunch starring at Manie, who was bragging to some popular people) then starred at Zim, then someone said, "He's crazy!", and then another person said, "he's almost crazier than Dib!", "Yeah!" someone else said, "almost!" everyone then snickered, and began mumbling stuff under their breaths as they got back to their lunch's. Manie, suddenly for no apparent reason, got up from her table. Then everyone gasped at what she had just done, (except Dib who had been too busy starring at the spot where she had once sat). "Hello" Manie said to Dib as she sat down at his table, which today was not shared by Gaz cause she had the flu, and was stuck at home. Dib stared in aw. "Is it okay if I sit here?" manie asked. "Uh...um...y..y.yeah...uh..sure" Dib then became a babbling idiot. "Uh.Hi Manie, H-How are you?" Dib asked to be polite. Manie smiled and answered, "Fine thank you, I hear you are into paranormal things and such?" Manie asked curiously. "Um yeah, there's this one kid in this class who's..." "An alien?" she finished for him, and then continued, "I know, and she must be... *All the sudden Manie stopped talking, a piece of her hair sizzled*....I mean, HE must be stopped, silly me, why on earth would I say 'SHE' when in fact the ICKY. DISGUSTING. IRKEN. Alien is a HE!" Manie did not seem herself at that moment. "Wait? You believe me?" Dib asked quizzically. "Of course I believe you!" Manie answered reassuringly. "Do you think I would have spoken all these words to you about this if I didn't believe you?" She didn't give him time to answer. "Of course I wouldn't have! Now first things first! What's your name!" she asked demandingly. "Uh Dib" "Good, just making sure I had the right name, all these giddy school children aren't very reliable sources, now what's your address?" she asked, and of course dib gave it to her. "O.K. that's great!' Manie said scribbling down the last part of his address, the zip code to be precise, "I will meet you today at 7:00pm, your house, there we will start *she began to whisper so that no one else could hear* our plan against Zim, I already have an idea of an invention he could make that should work if your fathers lab has the right materials, good-bye dib, I shall see you in class" Manie said, and with that she got up, dumped her un eaten school lunch into the garbage can ( and the tray along with it) and walked towards the girls bathroom. Dib sat there taking in all that had just happened, when he noticed something, that new girl, Inggy, had just attempted to wash her hands, as the other children were doing, and her skin began to sizzle, she quickly retreated to the girls bathroom, no one but dib had noticed. 'hmmmmm' Dib thought, 'things have been really strange, first with the camp for the recovering insane, then the two new students, one of which is extremely tall, not to mention has no fashion sense, and the other, a beautiful flower of perfect perfection, who is so perfect, I can not seem to find to many other words to describe her, then my beautiful flower of perfect perfection comes over and chats with me about destroying zim, and to top it all off the tall new kid's had just sizzled when she touched water, like when zim touches water, hat could all this strangeness mean? Well I know what the camp meant; it means my family, well at least dad, doesn't think that I'm insane anymore, but what about the other things? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm' dib sat there thinking until the lunch bell rang, after which he continued thinking, until he realized that he had been thinking so long that school was already over, and so was detention, it had been so long the school was closing up, he looked at his watch, it was 5:30, he only had an hour and a half until manie came over, "O no, it takes a half hour to get home, then I'll only have an hour to clean, Damn!" Dib cursed and began to run, he made it out of the cafeteria, and halfway to the front door when he ran into a tall dark figure, "Dib, your late!" Dib knew who was standing in front of him and dreaded his new hell like fate from this point on. The person standing in front of him was Miss. Bitters, and once again, he was late.
What did u guys think? Hope this chapter wasn't too bad, I try don't I?
Next chapter: Sorry I'm late More soon, hope u enjoyed this chapter, Dust-Bunny :)
Author's note: Thanks to all who reviewed, really appreciate it!
Zim starred at the extremely tall new girl, who had seemed to be spying on him the entire walk too the lunch room, she wasn't at the moment though, she had been busy examining the lunch room slim, which was literally slime today, well slime and ketchup, with a hint of mildew, actually. Zim would have thought that dib would have realized by now, that Inggy was, and still is at this very moment, an alien. Zim had been trying to figure out for many hours what could possibly distract Dib so much that he wouldn't notice how un-human this stinky scum of stink-scummyness was. 'I can't think what could distract dib from realizing how un-human this stinky scum of stink-scummyness is' Zim thought. At that very moment it came to him, well not really, but he thought that it had come to him. 'At this very moment it has come to me what this evil stink scum of stink-scummyness' plan is, or was, or, whatever! This alien creature has taken a SECRET chip thingy and smooshed it into dibs gargantuan head; IT must have done this by pushing it through Dibs ear! That's brilliant! But what does it do? O well who cares, what's important is that I get it out, so that dib will be so preoccupied with this other alien that I will finally have my chance to concur earth!!!!!!!!!!! Buwhahahahahahahahahaha!' "Buwhahahahahahahahahaha!" Everyone in the lunch room (except dib who had been busy the entire lunch starring at Manie, who was bragging to some popular people) then starred at Zim, then someone said, "He's crazy!", and then another person said, "he's almost crazier than Dib!", "Yeah!" someone else said, "almost!" everyone then snickered, and began mumbling stuff under their breaths as they got back to their lunch's. Manie, suddenly for no apparent reason, got up from her table. Then everyone gasped at what she had just done, (except Dib who had been too busy starring at the spot where she had once sat). "Hello" Manie said to Dib as she sat down at his table, which today was not shared by Gaz cause she had the flu, and was stuck at home. Dib stared in aw. "Is it okay if I sit here?" manie asked. "Uh...um...y..y.yeah...uh..sure" Dib then became a babbling idiot. "Uh.Hi Manie, H-How are you?" Dib asked to be polite. Manie smiled and answered, "Fine thank you, I hear you are into paranormal things and such?" Manie asked curiously. "Um yeah, there's this one kid in this class who's..." "An alien?" she finished for him, and then continued, "I know, and she must be... *All the sudden Manie stopped talking, a piece of her hair sizzled*....I mean, HE must be stopped, silly me, why on earth would I say 'SHE' when in fact the ICKY. DISGUSTING. IRKEN. Alien is a HE!" Manie did not seem herself at that moment. "Wait? You believe me?" Dib asked quizzically. "Of course I believe you!" Manie answered reassuringly. "Do you think I would have spoken all these words to you about this if I didn't believe you?" She didn't give him time to answer. "Of course I wouldn't have! Now first things first! What's your name!" she asked demandingly. "Uh Dib" "Good, just making sure I had the right name, all these giddy school children aren't very reliable sources, now what's your address?" she asked, and of course dib gave it to her. "O.K. that's great!' Manie said scribbling down the last part of his address, the zip code to be precise, "I will meet you today at 7:00pm, your house, there we will start *she began to whisper so that no one else could hear* our plan against Zim, I already have an idea of an invention he could make that should work if your fathers lab has the right materials, good-bye dib, I shall see you in class" Manie said, and with that she got up, dumped her un eaten school lunch into the garbage can ( and the tray along with it) and walked towards the girls bathroom. Dib sat there taking in all that had just happened, when he noticed something, that new girl, Inggy, had just attempted to wash her hands, as the other children were doing, and her skin began to sizzle, she quickly retreated to the girls bathroom, no one but dib had noticed. 'hmmmmm' Dib thought, 'things have been really strange, first with the camp for the recovering insane, then the two new students, one of which is extremely tall, not to mention has no fashion sense, and the other, a beautiful flower of perfect perfection, who is so perfect, I can not seem to find to many other words to describe her, then my beautiful flower of perfect perfection comes over and chats with me about destroying zim, and to top it all off the tall new kid's had just sizzled when she touched water, like when zim touches water, hat could all this strangeness mean? Well I know what the camp meant; it means my family, well at least dad, doesn't think that I'm insane anymore, but what about the other things? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm' dib sat there thinking until the lunch bell rang, after which he continued thinking, until he realized that he had been thinking so long that school was already over, and so was detention, it had been so long the school was closing up, he looked at his watch, it was 5:30, he only had an hour and a half until manie came over, "O no, it takes a half hour to get home, then I'll only have an hour to clean, Damn!" Dib cursed and began to run, he made it out of the cafeteria, and halfway to the front door when he ran into a tall dark figure, "Dib, your late!" Dib knew who was standing in front of him and dreaded his new hell like fate from this point on. The person standing in front of him was Miss. Bitters, and once again, he was late.
What did u guys think? Hope this chapter wasn't too bad, I try don't I?
Next chapter: Sorry I'm late More soon, hope u enjoyed this chapter, Dust-Bunny :)
