INTERVEIW WITH THE JENOVA CHILD
The first thing I would like to say Sephiroth-san is that all of us here at Kumo-chan StudiosÓ are very gratefull to have you here.
Yes yes, get on with the interveiw. There's a yoai Fanfic I have to be in in ten minutes.
How did you become so super powerful and divinely godlike?
My mother was JENOVA who died when she gave birth to me. My father…. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!!
Yes.. umm.. well.. What do you do in your spare time, Sephiroth-san?
Spare time? What spare time? It's been five years since Final fantasy Vii and I'm still being used in fanfics 24/7!
Well.. At least you're being remembered. What is your favorite thing to do with your mutated abilities?
Blow up solar systems. It keeps the universe less cluttered.
I see. And who would you say if your biggest fan?
My mommy- errm I mean, my mother JENOVA has been the most supportive. She gave me strength, protection, a meteor… and countless other things.
Now it's time for my final questions. Everyone is dieing to know this: Are you gay, Sephiroth-san?
Gay? Me? Well… I don't know… I guess so… I've been in erotic fanfics with almost every Final Fantasy Vii character…
Then is it true about you and Cloud Strife?
Of course!
Wait a second! *Kumo-chan storms into the room* What do you mean "you and Cloud strife"????!!!
Oh hi, Cloud! Wanna join me in my next Yoai fanfic?
Errgh you blew my cover!
What do you mean? It's obvious that your Cloud! Everybody knows it!
Yeah even I knew that!
-_-;;
THE END
