AN: Hi! Author Aisha Clan Clan here. I got bored and was lacking inspiration for my big project, the OLS story "Two + Two", so I decided to write a parody to get my brain working again. The words go to the song "How you remind me" by Nickleback, and is basically Gene singing about his total lack of money. I'd like to thank my friends, Rachel and Tiffany, for blooming the original idea for the parody. I do not own Outlaw Star, nor do I own Nickleback or any of their songs. Sucks don' it?

Anyway, I know it's been done, and I don't really care. Just as a forewarning, I am a big time Aisha-Gene pair up fan, but have written (and am writing) and accept other pairings.

************************************************************************ ::Gene singing::

I could always find some bounty,

I might resort being a poor man stealin',

Or maybe I could just sit,

Here on my ass and let Jim do all the dealin',

And then he has to remind me.

And then he has to remind me, that I'm really broke,

And that I don't have enough wong yet to pay back Fred Lou,

It's not Suzu, to give money,

So maybe I can sell my body,

But no one will take me,

So Jim'll work for chump change

And I've been wrong,

::Everyone sarcastically::

Hey, no way!

::Gene::

Somehow I knew you were gonna rub it in anyway,

Jim's words ring in my head, "There's no money left to spend"

"spend"

"spend"

"spend"

oh no no

Mel's like a little sister,

Suzu's a hard ass, would sooner kill that kiss me,

And Aisha's not so bad,

She's even kinda cute when she's not mad,

And then she has to remind me,

And then she has to remind me that I owe her big time,

With some glowing rock stuff from the galactic layline,

I wish she'd, just quit whining,

About being hungry all the damn time,

And maybe I'm mistaken,

But her calorie count might be why my wallet's breakin',

I need some wong,

::Everyone sarcastically::

"You, don't say?"

::Gene::

To go get wasted and up getti-ing laid,

But we've got no wong to spend, So I guess I'll just sleep in, In In In ::Jim:: "Wake up!"

::Gene::

I could always find some bounty,

I might resort being a poor man stealin',

Or maybe I could just sit,

Here on my ass and let Jim do all the dealin',

And then he has to remind me.

And then he has to remind me, that I'm really broke,

And that I don't have enough wong yet to pay back Fred Lou,

It's not Suzu, to give money,

So maybe I can sell my body,

But no one will take me,

So Jim'll work for chump change,

And I've been wrong,

::Everyone sarcastically::

Hey, no way!

::Gene::

Somehow I knew you were gonna rub it in anyway,

Jim's words ring in my head, "There's no money left to spend"

"spend"

"spend"

"spend"

oh no no

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