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who ever created them.
Sauron was very bored. That annoying little halfing had destroyed his ring. He now had to live in a teeny volcano with only five orcs. He hated these orcs. Only one, Joe Bob was very orc-like.
Ken the orc: NO! I think pink fluffy bunnies are better!
Sam the orc: NO! ORANGE fluffy bunnies have that 'im sooooooo cuddly look!'
Ned the orc: I think blue sets out a very nice image of sea and sky!
Harry Larry Barry the orc: Well purple bunnies are very purty!
Sauron: *Smacking his head on a wall*
You see Sauron the evil had to deal with four very nice orcs.
Joe Bob: Whats the matter your evil highness?
Sauron: *with bright red forehead* I want to do something eviiillll!
Joe Bob: Hmmm.... How about... changing all the sugar shakers in the world to salt ones!
Sauron: Noooo... we did that last weekkk..
Joe Bob: Hmm... Bombs?
Sauron: No. remember we live in medieval times..
Joe Bob: oh ya... we do.
Sauron: I GOT IT! I COULD MAKE AN EVIL RING AND CONQUER MIDDLE EARTH!
Joe Bob: Uhh. we tried that sir.
Sauron: Oh yes that's right.
Joe Bob: I GOT IT SIR! We can sue!!!!!!!
Sauron: SUE! OOOHHH! BUT WHO! *Giggles* hey that rhythms! I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!
Joe Bob: *ingnoring the fact that his master just giggled* We need a lawyer! How bout.. Ned! He seems smarter then the other three.
In fact Ned was. He went to college.
Joe Bob: *going up to Ned with Sauron behind him* NED! We want you to be a lawyer!
Ned: *shrug* ok
Sauron: YAHH IM GOING TO SUE SOMEONE IM GOING TO SUE SOMEONE!
Joe Bob: YAHHHHHH!
Ned: Who ya gonna sue?
Joe Bob & Sauron: .
Sauron: Who we going to sue Joe Bob?
Joe Bob: .
Sauron: You idiot! *smacks him over the head*
Joe Bob: OW! I GOT IT!
Ned: Thoughts hurt your brain?
Joe Bob: *glare* No! We shall sue. THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING!
*Dramatic Music in the backround*
Well that's it! Hope you like! PLEASE REVIEW! Thank ya kindly! lol
Sauron was very bored. That annoying little halfing had destroyed his ring. He now had to live in a teeny volcano with only five orcs. He hated these orcs. Only one, Joe Bob was very orc-like.
Ken the orc: NO! I think pink fluffy bunnies are better!
Sam the orc: NO! ORANGE fluffy bunnies have that 'im sooooooo cuddly look!'
Ned the orc: I think blue sets out a very nice image of sea and sky!
Harry Larry Barry the orc: Well purple bunnies are very purty!
Sauron: *Smacking his head on a wall*
You see Sauron the evil had to deal with four very nice orcs.
Joe Bob: Whats the matter your evil highness?
Sauron: *with bright red forehead* I want to do something eviiillll!
Joe Bob: Hmmm.... How about... changing all the sugar shakers in the world to salt ones!
Sauron: Noooo... we did that last weekkk..
Joe Bob: Hmm... Bombs?
Sauron: No. remember we live in medieval times..
Joe Bob: oh ya... we do.
Sauron: I GOT IT! I COULD MAKE AN EVIL RING AND CONQUER MIDDLE EARTH!
Joe Bob: Uhh. we tried that sir.
Sauron: Oh yes that's right.
Joe Bob: I GOT IT SIR! We can sue!!!!!!!
Sauron: SUE! OOOHHH! BUT WHO! *Giggles* hey that rhythms! I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!
Joe Bob: *ingnoring the fact that his master just giggled* We need a lawyer! How bout.. Ned! He seems smarter then the other three.
In fact Ned was. He went to college.
Joe Bob: *going up to Ned with Sauron behind him* NED! We want you to be a lawyer!
Ned: *shrug* ok
Sauron: YAHH IM GOING TO SUE SOMEONE IM GOING TO SUE SOMEONE!
Joe Bob: YAHHHHHH!
Ned: Who ya gonna sue?
Joe Bob & Sauron: .
Sauron: Who we going to sue Joe Bob?
Joe Bob: .
Sauron: You idiot! *smacks him over the head*
Joe Bob: OW! I GOT IT!
Ned: Thoughts hurt your brain?
Joe Bob: *glare* No! We shall sue. THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING!
*Dramatic Music in the backround*
Well that's it! Hope you like! PLEASE REVIEW! Thank ya kindly! lol
