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Ok this chapter is when the Fellowship finds out they are being sued!

-IN MIRKWOOD-

Legolas and his dear friend Kyle the elf were hunting.

Legolas: Its such a wooooonnnnnddderrrrfullll day!

Suddenly an arrow comes out of nowhere and hits poor Kyle.

Kyle: Message for you sir!

Legolas: Thanks brave Kyle! *begins to read out Loud* Le-Legolas OH THAT'S ME! Legolas, you ar-ar-are being suisid

Kyle: Sound it out sir.

Legolas: SUED! SUED! Please come to court in Rivendell ASAP!

Legolas: Do not worry brave Kyle! Your death shall not be in vain!

Kyle: I'm not dying.I feel quite well.

Legolas: NO! Don't try to talk! I will get you help on the way to my trial! Good bye!

(A/N Ok enough of Monty Python)

-In Gondor-

Aragorn: NO ARWEN! WE ARE NOT I REAPEAT NOT PAINTING THE CASTLE PINK!

Arwen: But ARAGORN! It would look soooooo pretty!

Aragorn: NO!

*Servant walks in*

Tommy the servant: I am sorry to interrupt your highness and your highness. but it seems you are being sued!

Aragorn: WHAT! I ALREADY ADMITTED THAT I DIDN'T INVENT BACON!

Tommy: Umm. your majesty. I don't really know what you talking about.

Aragorn: Um. yes. I must of imagined it.

Tommy: Right.. Well the dark lord Sauron is suing you and you have to go to the court in Rivendell tommorow.

Aragorn: All right. *sees plotting look on Arwens face* AND NO PAINTING THE CASTLE PINK WHILE IM GONE! *Storms out of throne room*

Arwen: He said not to paint it pink. theres still ORANGE! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

-In the shire-

*Sam is cooking*

Sam: AND YOUUU! LIGHT UP MY LIFFFEEEE!

*Pippin and Merry walk in*

Merry: (trying not to laugh) *cough* hi *cough* Sam

Sam: Oh hi umm what do you want?

Pippin: *falling over laughing* Were being *laugh* sued!

Sam: WHAT? Why?

Merry: Dunno but we gotta go to Rivendell tommorow.

Sam: Well this sucks!



-The lonely mountain-

Gimli: GOLD! Must have it! We wants it. my precious.

Paul the dwarf: Gim that's kinda scary.

Gimli: Oh sorry. I just like gold. And tv. And gold. And Food. And Bacon. And Gold. And.

Paul: *Interrupting* Well that's all very nice. Your being sued and you have to go to court tommorow. In Rivendell.

Gimli: Well ok. They have food there. And gold. And food. And Bacon. And-

-Far far away from middle earth-

Anakin: NOOO! THEY TOOK AWAY MY SPARKLY BLUE LIGHT SABER!

Oh..um... sorry don't know where that came from.

-Somewhere else far far away from middle earth-

Frodo: *to himself* Im so glad we left middle earth! Here there are no evil people telling you what to do!

Gandalf: FRODO! GET OFF YOUR BUTT! We have to go back to middle earth and get sued! COME ON!

Frodo: *sob*

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