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Ok this chapter is when the Fellowship finds out they are being sued!
-IN MIRKWOOD-
Legolas and his dear friend Kyle the elf were hunting.
Legolas: Its such a wooooonnnnnddderrrrfullll day!
Suddenly an arrow comes out of nowhere and hits poor Kyle.
Kyle: Message for you sir!
Legolas: Thanks brave Kyle! *begins to read out Loud* Le-Legolas OH THAT'S ME! Legolas, you ar-ar-are being suisid
Kyle: Sound it out sir.
Legolas: SUED! SUED! Please come to court in Rivendell ASAP!
Legolas: Do not worry brave Kyle! Your death shall not be in vain!
Kyle: I'm not dying.I feel quite well.
Legolas: NO! Don't try to talk! I will get you help on the way to my trial! Good bye!
(A/N Ok enough of Monty Python)
-In Gondor-
Aragorn: NO ARWEN! WE ARE NOT I REAPEAT NOT PAINTING THE CASTLE PINK!
Arwen: But ARAGORN! It would look soooooo pretty!
Aragorn: NO!
*Servant walks in*
Tommy the servant: I am sorry to interrupt your highness and your highness. but it seems you are being sued!
Aragorn: WHAT! I ALREADY ADMITTED THAT I DIDN'T INVENT BACON!
Tommy: Umm. your majesty. I don't really know what you talking about.
Aragorn: Um. yes. I must of imagined it.
Tommy: Right.. Well the dark lord Sauron is suing you and you have to go to the court in Rivendell tommorow.
Aragorn: All right. *sees plotting look on Arwens face* AND NO PAINTING THE CASTLE PINK WHILE IM GONE! *Storms out of throne room*
Arwen: He said not to paint it pink. theres still ORANGE! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
-In the shire-
*Sam is cooking*
Sam: AND YOUUU! LIGHT UP MY LIFFFEEEE!
*Pippin and Merry walk in*
Merry: (trying not to laugh) *cough* hi *cough* Sam
Sam: Oh hi umm what do you want?
Pippin: *falling over laughing* Were being *laugh* sued!
Sam: WHAT? Why?
Merry: Dunno but we gotta go to Rivendell tommorow.
Sam: Well this sucks!
-The lonely mountain-
Gimli: GOLD! Must have it! We wants it. my precious.
Paul the dwarf: Gim that's kinda scary.
Gimli: Oh sorry. I just like gold. And tv. And gold. And Food. And Bacon. And Gold. And.
Paul: *Interrupting* Well that's all very nice. Your being sued and you have to go to court tommorow. In Rivendell.
Gimli: Well ok. They have food there. And gold. And food. And Bacon. And-
-Far far away from middle earth-
Anakin: NOOO! THEY TOOK AWAY MY SPARKLY BLUE LIGHT SABER!
Oh..um... sorry don't know where that came from.
-Somewhere else far far away from middle earth-
Frodo: *to himself* Im so glad we left middle earth! Here there are no evil people telling you what to do!
Gandalf: FRODO! GET OFF YOUR BUTT! We have to go back to middle earth and get sued! COME ON!
Frodo: *sob*
Well that's all of them! Please Review! Hope you liked!
Ok this chapter is when the Fellowship finds out they are being sued!
-IN MIRKWOOD-
Legolas and his dear friend Kyle the elf were hunting.
Legolas: Its such a wooooonnnnnddderrrrfullll day!
Suddenly an arrow comes out of nowhere and hits poor Kyle.
Kyle: Message for you sir!
Legolas: Thanks brave Kyle! *begins to read out Loud* Le-Legolas OH THAT'S ME! Legolas, you ar-ar-are being suisid
Kyle: Sound it out sir.
Legolas: SUED! SUED! Please come to court in Rivendell ASAP!
Legolas: Do not worry brave Kyle! Your death shall not be in vain!
Kyle: I'm not dying.I feel quite well.
Legolas: NO! Don't try to talk! I will get you help on the way to my trial! Good bye!
(A/N Ok enough of Monty Python)
-In Gondor-
Aragorn: NO ARWEN! WE ARE NOT I REAPEAT NOT PAINTING THE CASTLE PINK!
Arwen: But ARAGORN! It would look soooooo pretty!
Aragorn: NO!
*Servant walks in*
Tommy the servant: I am sorry to interrupt your highness and your highness. but it seems you are being sued!
Aragorn: WHAT! I ALREADY ADMITTED THAT I DIDN'T INVENT BACON!
Tommy: Umm. your majesty. I don't really know what you talking about.
Aragorn: Um. yes. I must of imagined it.
Tommy: Right.. Well the dark lord Sauron is suing you and you have to go to the court in Rivendell tommorow.
Aragorn: All right. *sees plotting look on Arwens face* AND NO PAINTING THE CASTLE PINK WHILE IM GONE! *Storms out of throne room*
Arwen: He said not to paint it pink. theres still ORANGE! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
-In the shire-
*Sam is cooking*
Sam: AND YOUUU! LIGHT UP MY LIFFFEEEE!
*Pippin and Merry walk in*
Merry: (trying not to laugh) *cough* hi *cough* Sam
Sam: Oh hi umm what do you want?
Pippin: *falling over laughing* Were being *laugh* sued!
Sam: WHAT? Why?
Merry: Dunno but we gotta go to Rivendell tommorow.
Sam: Well this sucks!
-The lonely mountain-
Gimli: GOLD! Must have it! We wants it. my precious.
Paul the dwarf: Gim that's kinda scary.
Gimli: Oh sorry. I just like gold. And tv. And gold. And Food. And Bacon. And Gold. And.
Paul: *Interrupting* Well that's all very nice. Your being sued and you have to go to court tommorow. In Rivendell.
Gimli: Well ok. They have food there. And gold. And food. And Bacon. And-
-Far far away from middle earth-
Anakin: NOOO! THEY TOOK AWAY MY SPARKLY BLUE LIGHT SABER!
Oh..um... sorry don't know where that came from.
-Somewhere else far far away from middle earth-
Frodo: *to himself* Im so glad we left middle earth! Here there are no evil people telling you what to do!
Gandalf: FRODO! GET OFF YOUR BUTT! We have to go back to middle earth and get sued! COME ON!
Frodo: *sob*
Well that's all of them! Please Review! Hope you liked!
