Disclaimer: I don't own anything in my story? PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! *Sob*
The fellowship has a heartfelt reunion in Rivendell before there trial.
Aragorn: Well hi.
All: hi
Gandalf: Well no one say anything stupid.
Then the trial began. They agreed on Celebron to be the judge.
Celeborn: ORDER ORDER!
Pippin: I would like two large fries one milkshake one-
Celeborn: SHHH!
Celeborn: Now. Sauron the evil is suing The Fellowship of the ring for the stealing and destroying of one evil ring worth one million dollars. What is the defense's counter claim?
Gandalf: Well we-
Celeborn: ORDER! SHUT UP PERIGIN! You need a lawyer for the Fellowship.
Pippin: *pouty look*
Gandalf: But I was..
Celeborn: You need someone outside of the fellowship to be lawyer!
Gandalf: *pouty look*
Suddenly the door is thrown open and Judge Judy -like music comes on
All: *gasp*
Frodo: can it be.
Bilbo: YES! IT IS I! MUHAHA!
Merry: Oh crap.
Bilbo: I will be your lawyer!
Celeborn: That's all very nice! What is the fellowship's counter claim!
Bilbo: Their excuse is that the council made them do it.
Celeborn: That's it?
Bilbo: Yah duh dude! That's why I said that! Good golly gosh!
Celeborn: Ned! Call your first witness to the stand!
Ned: I call Tommie the orc to the stand!
Tommie: ok
Ned: Please answer a few questions for me.
Tommie: This reminds me of this one time. this person was like. "Please answer a few questions for me." And I was like "k."
Ned: O..k.. Anyway, you were at the battle in which that Aragorn fellow distracted you and the army for the 'Ring bearer' as they call him, destroyed the ring. How does that make you feel?
Tommie: Not good?
Ned: *passes ten dollars over the stand*
Tommie: IT WAS TERRIBLE! *sob*
Gandalf: DID U SEE THAT YOUR HONOR!
Celeborn: *staring out into space* hmm. what?
Gandalf: URRR!
Ned: Please step down Tommie. And don't worry. we all feel your pain *tear*
Aragorn: *snort*
Celeborn: Bilbo! Call your first witness!
Merry: Who's are first witness?
Bilbo: *shrug*
Celeborn: .ok. Ned call your second witness.
Ned: I call. ELROND OF RIVENDELL TO THE STAND!
I hope u liked! Im to tired to go on but I will write more later! Please review!
The fellowship has a heartfelt reunion in Rivendell before there trial.
Aragorn: Well hi.
All: hi
Gandalf: Well no one say anything stupid.
Then the trial began. They agreed on Celebron to be the judge.
Celeborn: ORDER ORDER!
Pippin: I would like two large fries one milkshake one-
Celeborn: SHHH!
Celeborn: Now. Sauron the evil is suing The Fellowship of the ring for the stealing and destroying of one evil ring worth one million dollars. What is the defense's counter claim?
Gandalf: Well we-
Celeborn: ORDER! SHUT UP PERIGIN! You need a lawyer for the Fellowship.
Pippin: *pouty look*
Gandalf: But I was..
Celeborn: You need someone outside of the fellowship to be lawyer!
Gandalf: *pouty look*
Suddenly the door is thrown open and Judge Judy -like music comes on
All: *gasp*
Frodo: can it be.
Bilbo: YES! IT IS I! MUHAHA!
Merry: Oh crap.
Bilbo: I will be your lawyer!
Celeborn: That's all very nice! What is the fellowship's counter claim!
Bilbo: Their excuse is that the council made them do it.
Celeborn: That's it?
Bilbo: Yah duh dude! That's why I said that! Good golly gosh!
Celeborn: Ned! Call your first witness to the stand!
Ned: I call Tommie the orc to the stand!
Tommie: ok
Ned: Please answer a few questions for me.
Tommie: This reminds me of this one time. this person was like. "Please answer a few questions for me." And I was like "k."
Ned: O..k.. Anyway, you were at the battle in which that Aragorn fellow distracted you and the army for the 'Ring bearer' as they call him, destroyed the ring. How does that make you feel?
Tommie: Not good?
Ned: *passes ten dollars over the stand*
Tommie: IT WAS TERRIBLE! *sob*
Gandalf: DID U SEE THAT YOUR HONOR!
Celeborn: *staring out into space* hmm. what?
Gandalf: URRR!
Ned: Please step down Tommie. And don't worry. we all feel your pain *tear*
Aragorn: *snort*
Celeborn: Bilbo! Call your first witness!
Merry: Who's are first witness?
Bilbo: *shrug*
Celeborn: .ok. Ned call your second witness.
Ned: I call. ELROND OF RIVENDELL TO THE STAND!
I hope u liked! Im to tired to go on but I will write more later! Please review!
