It's the plot bunnies' fault!!!

Disclaimer: These characters don't belong to me. They Belong to J.R.R Tolkien. Who everybody shall bow down to. The Cheese Monkey of Doom and The Duck of Justice, however, belong to me.

Notes: I was reading a Elrond and Legolas story when this came to me. ^_^;

Any flames I receive will be giggled insanely at, then poked to death.



And so, it starts!



The trees waved in the night wind, Whistling they spoke to one another.

They spoke of a band of people.

Elves, Men, Hobbits, Dwarves and a Wizard.

All were very powerful in they're own rights.

The Elves arrow hit their mark.

The Mens swords twacked their enemies.

The Hobbits frying pans hit their mark.

The Dwarfs axe hit its mark.

And the wizard swore his magic.

But! They had come across an enemy that had never been destroyed! One that had lived for thousands of years.

The evil, The dreaded...

Cheese monkey.

Yes, the Cheese Monkey.

All feared its cheesy monkeys self.

All except a band of people.

This, is their story.

"Aragorn! Hand me the cooooookies!" whined the hungry Boromir.

Aragorn glared.

Boromir pouted.

Legolas was doing his eleveny thing.

The Hobbits were bickering.

Gimil and Gandolf had wandered off to have a talk.

All of a sudden...

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" out came a flying creature, it's horribleness trying to flap its big wings.

It was.... THE CHEESE MONKEY OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

What happened next was so freighting, and scary... it's impossible to tell.

Aragorn kept eating his cookies. "Chocolate. Yummy!" ^-^

Boromir stared at the Cheese Monkey.

"FOOOOOOD!" he screamed and ran up to the monkey.

The Cheese Monkey licked him.

Aragorn started to choke.

Boromir fell to the ground, twitching like an ameba of evilness.

Legolas blinked.

Legolas blinked.

"AHHH!!! NOOOOOO!!! I've blinked! My elveness has blinked! AHHHH!!!"

Legolas screamed and ran into a tree.

Thwack.

Legolas had a time out.

A very LOOOOOONG time out.

The tree was not happy and had to have counseling for 40 years.

Aragorn kept eating his cookies.

The Cheese Monkey wiggled its ass and started to do the Pokka dance of DOOOOOOOOOOM!.

The Hobbits had fainted some time ago.

Everything was hectic! It was horrible! Then all of sudden.

"Quack."

It was the great Duck of Justice! It had come to save them all!

Bow before the quackiness of this ducky!!!

It was a battle of life and death! A battle of honor. A battle to the end!

The Ducky won.

Cheese was scattered everywhere.

Boromir woke up and ate the cheese.

"It's good Gouda" was his comment.

Aragron had sat down and was still eating his cookies. "Mocha flavor, gooooooood ^_^"

Legolas woke up. Looked around, ripped off his clothes and started prancing around, squealing at every animal bug and dust-mites that he saw.

The Hobbits had fainted again.

All was safe.

And thus, all was calm within the Ring World for a night.

Boromir was full.

Aragorn had his cookies.

Legolas had discovered he was a flower child.

The Hobbits were quiet.

All was calm in the world.

Except....

Sauron, who let out an odd scream.

"WHO TOOK ALL MY COOKIES!?!?!?!"

Aragorn grinned and patted the bag next to him.

"Cookies gooood ^_^"

The End.