Chapter 3

Cosmos: I dunno why I am continuing this tory, I must have eaten too many hamburgers

Vegeta: you didn't update it for a year or so

Cosmos: So??

Vegeta scowls

Last time, Bulma was jealous, she got her ass kicked. Now Colina will meet the future boy Trunks.

-Dad, I am home, mom where are you??- asked M. Trunks coming into the house.

-Who is it?- asked Coli.

-That is my so called son from the future, but he cannot be Bulma's son, cause he is too smart and powerfull- said Vegeta.

-He thinks he is Bulma's? Oh well if it right the Silver Crystal will kill him if not he will survive.- said Coli.

-Trunks!!!- shouted Bulma.

-Tell this mean woman to leave my Veggie alone- cried Bulma as she latched onto him crying her eyes out like an idiot she is. [no offence Bulma fans, I don't know what got on me]

-What did you say mom??- asked Trunks [Chibi Trunks isn't born yet, I dunno why]

-The mean woman took Vegeta from me- cried Bulma

-Who is it?- asked Trunks

-Her- sobbed Bulma. [lame!!!]

She pointed at Coli who was standing throwing the silver crystal up and down, one of Vegeta's hand's around her waist.

-You are messing with the time- said Trunks

-Your point? My friend is the guardian of time, and she allows me to do this- said Coli laughing.

-Really, and what is that?- he asked pointing at the crystal.

-It might kill you, might not- said Coli carelessly.

-What do you mean?-

-It will kill that who isn't of the moon royal family- said Coli and threw the crystal at him

-AAARGH@!!!!! I dun WANA the crystal!!!!- shuted Trunks as he ran around. The crystal hit him and he fell.

-Is he dead?- asked Coli

-I think, halellujah!!!!- sang Vegeta [ha ha ha ha]

-Urgh, what hit me?- asked Trunks as he sat down.

-That means he is my and Vegeta's son!!!!- said Coli grinning.

-Damm- said Vegeta.

-Hey now I remember, Bulma brainwashed me to think I am her son- said Trunks stars in his eyes.

-You brainwashed my son!!!!!!- shouted Coli angrily [actually that was in the future but oh well]

Bulma gulped and ran away into the house.

-Stupid human…- mumbled Coli.

-Mom, where Chibi-Usa?- asked Trunks

-I'm not your mom yet!!- said Usagi angrily.