Chapter 3
Cosmos: I dunno why I am continuing this tory, I must have eaten too many hamburgers
Vegeta: you didn't update it for a year or so
Cosmos: So??
Vegeta scowls
Last time, Bulma was jealous, she got her ass kicked. Now Colina will meet the future boy Trunks.
-Dad, I am home, mom where are you??- asked M. Trunks coming into the house.
-Who is it?- asked Coli.
-That is my so called son from the future, but he cannot be Bulma's son, cause he is too smart and powerfull- said Vegeta.
-He thinks he is Bulma's? Oh well if it right the Silver Crystal will kill him if not he will survive.- said Coli.
-Trunks!!!- shouted Bulma.
-Tell this mean woman to leave my Veggie alone- cried Bulma as she latched onto him crying her eyes out like an idiot she is. [no offence Bulma fans, I don't know what got on me]
-What did you say mom??- asked Trunks [Chibi Trunks isn't born yet, I dunno why]
-The mean woman took Vegeta from me- cried Bulma
-Who is it?- asked Trunks
-Her- sobbed Bulma. [lame!!!]
She pointed at Coli who was standing throwing the silver crystal up and down, one of Vegeta's hand's around her waist.
-You are messing with the time- said Trunks
-Your point? My friend is the guardian of time, and she allows me to do this- said Coli laughing.
-Really, and what is that?- he asked pointing at the crystal.
-It might kill you, might not- said Coli carelessly.
-What do you mean?-
-It will kill that who isn't of the moon royal family- said Coli and threw the crystal at him
-AAARGH@!!!!! I dun WANA the crystal!!!!- shuted Trunks as he ran around. The crystal hit him and he fell.
-Is he dead?- asked Coli
-I think, halellujah!!!!- sang Vegeta [ha ha ha ha]
-Urgh, what hit me?- asked Trunks as he sat down.
-That means he is my and Vegeta's son!!!!- said Coli grinning.
-Damm- said Vegeta.
-Hey now I remember, Bulma brainwashed me to think I am her son- said Trunks stars in his eyes.
-You brainwashed my son!!!!!!- shouted Coli angrily [actually that was in the future but oh well]
Bulma gulped and ran away into the house.
-Stupid human…- mumbled Coli.
-Mom, where Chibi-Usa?- asked Trunks
-I'm not your mom yet!!- said Usagi angrily.
