Katreon: Alright, now before you say anything, I wrote this when I was 12. A whole 3 years ago, okay? I'm just putting this up cuz I'm writing the sequel. (Yeah, yeah, I know…)
I am NOT an idiot. Just so you know.
Just Another Crappy Self-Insertion Fic!!!
One fine morning in FF.net, Leevee was sitting at a computer. She had writer's block.
Katreon(a/n:it used to be Artikatno, but I changed it to be a bit more recent) bounced up and down wildly, then went to a computer and typed up a bunch of utter psychotic nonsense, which you're reading it right now.
Next, she ripped open a plot hole and disappeared for a moment. When she returned, she was holding Harry Potter's clothes. Wild screaming came from the plot hole.
"Will you cut that out?!" Leevee yelled, ticked. (a/n:And then she tocked!) "I'm trying to think here!"
"Don't strain yourself," Katreon giggled.
Leevee sat there, dumbstruck. She would have thought of a witty comeback, but she was too busy wondering how Katreon came up with such a good joke.
"Cuz, like, it'll hurt when you get pulled through those tiny holes in the strainer-thingymabobber."(a/n;Yes, I know it's called a collander.)
Leevee knew the magic couldn't last long.
"|)00d!" Katreon said, using her vast knowledge of 133+-5p34|. "(0|\/|3 |/\|1+h |\/|3!"(1)
"Sorry, Kat," Leevee replied. "I'm trying to think of a good fic."
"Isn't that impossible?"
"Shaddup."
Katreon shook her head and held up Harry's clothes, grinning wickedly. "|)r4c0's n3x+."(2)
"Screw the fanfic!" Leevee yelped, popping up from her compy chair. "Draco's getting' nekkid!"
They jumped into the plot hole, drunk on expectations of happy hijinks.
THE END(not)! J
Katreon: And the fish men rejoiced! I know it was short, but hey! Sequel's on its way! (hey, I rhymed!)
Leevee: *rips Draco's clothes off*
Draco: *shrieks* What in bloody hell are you doing?!
Katreon: Making our psychotic fantasies come true!
Draco: *screams again and takes off running*
Leevee: Dude, his butt is cute!
Katreon: That it is, Leevee. Stay tuned for the sequel, My Pants Just Flew Into the Abyss!!!
Leevee: No, Draco's pants did! ^_^
L&K: *chase Draco(yes, Draco, not Malfoy) into the sunset*
Leevee: AAAAHH! MY EYES!!!
…
Katreon: One more thing; did you notice the numbers? Those are for the 133+-challenged:
(1)Dude! Come with me!
(2)Draco's next.
That's it! 533 y4 14+3r!(see ya later)
~Katreon & Leevee of Team Socket
"Team Socket's plugging in again!
