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Chapter Two…

The door fell open, revealing another gang of crime fighters outside on the porch.

"Like, groovy, you guys here to solve the mystery of the spooky mansion too? Shaggy extended his hand to the pale blonde man in black. The man flicked ashes in his upturned palm.

"What are you doing here? You need to leave, this is dangerous." The blonde girl in leather pants planted herself in front of Freddie.

"C'mon groovy chick," The girl's eyes narrowed. Groovy Chick? She mouthed. "Danger and Mystery is my middle name. I'm Fred and we're the SCOOBY DOO DETECTIVE AGENCY."

"Oh my god. I must dreaming." The redhead put a hand to her head.

"WOW!!" The boy with dark hair jumped up and down. "You guys are famous. You are the coolest!!" He saw Daphne. "Will you marry me?"

The redhead pulled the boy away from Daphne.

"Pardon our star struck friend. I'm Willow and the drooling one is Xander."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever." The blonde stepped in-between again. "You guys need to leave right now. There is something very bad in here that you don't want to deal with."

"Oh yeah?" Freddie crossed his arms. "We were here first, we're solving this mystery."

"No you're leaving now." The blonde grabbed Fred's jacket when the elderly man with glasses pulled her back.

"Buffy, just leave them be. We have other things to attend to."

"But, GILes," Buffy whined, "I wanna kick his butt."

"Buffy!"

"Sorry. I'll be quiet."

"If we are all going to be "investigating" this "mystery," Giles said wiping his glasses. "You might as well know who we are. I'm Giles and the pouting one is Buffy."

"You already know Xander and I."

"Who is he?" Velma said with stars in her eyes.

"That's Spike." Spike lit another cigarette.

"Wow, he's super dreamy." Velma said breathily.

Spike rolled his eyes and muttered something to Buffy, who turned bright red.

"SpIKe! Not here!"

"Well, I'm Freddie, the leader of the SCOOBY DOO DETECTIVE AGENCY."

"Why do they keep doing that?" Buffy whispered to Giles.

"What?"

"You know, going all SCOOBY DOO DETECTIVE AGENCY."

"Now is not the time Buffy."

"I'm Velma." Velma sidled up to Spike.

"Bloody hell." Spike moved away.

"I'm Daphne." ::giggle giggle twirly hair::

"Oh dear lord." Buffy rolled her eyes. "Not even I'm that ditzy." (get it? haha)

"I'm Shaggy. This is so groovy man."

"Where is he? Where is he?" Xander looked like a little boy at Christmastime.

"Where is who numskull?" Buffy rolled her eyes again.

Shaggy got a big grin on his face. "SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOO, WHERE ARE YOOUUUU?"

All of the sudden, a giant brown Great Dane slid down the banister shouting, "ROVER RERE!!!" He flew off the end of the banister and knocked Spike over.

"BLOODY HELL!" Spike threw the dog off, swished his duster around him ( you know how he does that) and checked his hair.

Scooby went and whimpered in the corner.

"SPIKE, don't be mean to Scooby Doo!" Xander ran over to the dog and started to pet him.

"God, I feel like I'm in a bloody cartoon."