S-D: here are the latest chapter folks, how ya'll like it (why on earth am I talking like this) ^_^

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Lila, Pippin are taking Falco on a tour of the shire

'I can understand why Mimi likes it here' Falco said
'Its more beautiful than our old village was'
'Why don't you stay here?' Pippin asked
'Because I want to continue travelling and if I stay here Mimi will want to come with me'
'Is that a bad thing' Lila joked
'Well she's settled here and to be honest with you she has changed quite a lot since I last saw her' Falco replied
'In what way?'
'Well she's definitely a lot louder' at this Lila and Pippin nodded in agreement 'and she's such a tomboy now, its just a bit overwhelming'
'You mean she wasn't always like she is now?' Pippin piped up
'Nope, well she was a tomboy when she younger, but when her and my brother Fosco started going out she kind of softened, and now she's more of a tomboy than before'
'Ha! Mimi was soft! Oh my god that's funny' Lila laughed her head off
'What I want to know is why she hasn't gone soft again' Falco asked Pippin
'Ya mean now she's going out with Merry?' Falco nodded
'I can answer that' Lila said
'She's trying not to make the same mistake again, I think she reckons she got too attached to Fosco and she doesn't want that to happen again'
'Oh I get it' Fosco replied 'one more thing' he asked
'Yea' Lila replied
'Why is it that, when ever Mimi is around or her name is mentioned Frodo goes a brilliant shade of red?' He asked rather confused
'Oh I can answer that one' Pippin piped up
'Ever since Legolas brought Mimi, Me and Pansy back from an orc prison ages ago....'
Falco interrupted him 'did you say orc prison?!'
'Yea, but I'll tell you about that later' Pippin quickly replied
'Ok'
'Anyway, since then Frodo's had a major crush on Mimi, but she don't like him, once she even ended up having a fight with him, she won of course cos' almost everyone apart from his 'fan club' thinks he's a bit of a sap.' Pippin quickly said barely pausing for breath so no-one could interrupt him.
'Fan club? No wait tell me about the prison first' Falco said
'Ooooooooooook, well Sauron gave out two fake suicide notes about me and Pansy faking our deaths only two weeks apart but we were taken to an orc prison and put in a special cell, properly for the most 'hated and valued' of all the hobbits there. There were only three of us in the cell once Pansy arrived and Mimi was just being all quiet and very hostile to us, and Pansy kept trying to talk to her but all she did was ignore her. Once she got sooooooo pissed off with the orc who brought the food she stabbed him with a sharp rock, anyway Legolas rescued us and it was Lila's birthday' Pippin quickly said
'Yup' Lila said ' I was so glad to see them all back but I noticed Mimi cos' she was the only one apart from me to be wearing boys clothes. Like Pippin said she was all quiet and hostile and went off on her own quite a bit. At the party Frodo was rabbiting on like Pansy used to be round him and he don't like her, kinda like Pansy keeps doing to you and he's been like that ever since even though she's going out with Merry'
'Pansy likes me?' Falco asked a lil confused 'god help me' he said as the others laughed
'Well I have to go and meet Mimi, were cooking up a surprise for you Falco' she said as she ran off

'Ok good, now I can ask you something' Pippin said to Falco
'Yea?' He asked
'Do you fancy Mimi?'
'No! She's like a little sister to me, I mean she went out with my brother, why you ask Pippin?
'Well... Merry thinks that you do and he just wanted me to check out for him' he replied
'Well tell him to rest assured. I'm married' Falco replied to Pippin
'Oh ok then well I'll see you around yea?'
'Sure'

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S-D: how was it? R&R to tell me what you think.