Lesson1: Predictable Persona
Tio: Okay, Roan, first we have to teach you how to act like an Automata.
Ryudo: ..? I'm not Roan
Tio: Of course you are
Ryudo: No I'm not!
Tio: Uh Yeah huh.
Ryudo: NUH UH!
Tio: I win
Roan: Huh? Hey! Why did you spell my name like that! I'm NOT Roan!
Hilde: Uh Oh oops sor- I mean: It was MILLENNIA! ::point point::
Disembodied Voice: NUH UH!!!
Ryudo: Millennia? Why are you just being a voice?
Disembodied Voice: Uh Because???
Ryudo: Elena isn't even in this scene
Disembodied Voice: That's what you think! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Ryudo: Uh I'm hungry
Tio: No
Ryudo: Huh?
Tio: Automata do not feel emotions
Ryudo: I was under the impression hunger wasn't exactly an emotion..?
Tio: Yes. It is. Now we begin
Ryudo: Uh Okay!
::a train from no where runs over Ryudo::
Tio: You've just been hit by a train. How do you feel?
Ryudo: Owwie..!
Tio: Wrong
Ryudo: Bu-
::Screeching fan girls come from no where and jump Ryudo trying to touch his hair and act like crazy-obsessed-screeching-fan girls::
Tio: You've just been jumped by blah blah blah excetera. How do you feel?
Ryudo: I feal like- Ow! Hey! Phone number! WOOHOO! ::does the happy dance::™
Tio: WRONG. Lets move on
Ryudo: Hey this looks like Millennias phone number?!?!
Lesson 2: Short skirt, Long sleeves
Tio: Okay, Roan, now we put really tight cloths with short bottoms and long sleeves on you.
Ryudo: Cool! Do I get antlers too?
Tio: These aren't antlers!!!
Ryudo: Oh
Tio: Anyway! I got Millennia to come pick your outfit for you.
Ryudo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Millennia: YESSSSSSSSS! BWAHAHAHAHA! ::does the happy dance::™
*one hour later*
Ryudo: Gr
Tio: Gee It's awfully pink isn't it?
Millennia: UH huh! And it matches your nurse outfit just perfect!! I got it at a couples store!
Tio: Yay!
Ryudo: Atleast I got antlers
Lesson 3: Please! Take this!
Tio: Okay so now you learn to fight like me. Try this ::stands there with a blank expression::
Ryudo: ::stands there with a blank expression::
Tio: Wow. This might not be a total loss after all
Ryudo: Huh? Did we start already?
Tio: Uhg
Ryudo: Whaaat?
Tio: Nothing
Roan: So how 'bout that burger and frys? Hey! She did it again!
Tio: Please. Take this
Ryudo: Hey! Cool! Wiat this looks like a-
*BOOM!!!*
Tio: That's how you give items
Ryudo: *cough* I'll be sure to keep that in mind.
Tio: Okay one last thing
Ryudo: Does it involve Millennia?
Tio: No
Ryudo: GOOD!
Disembodied Voice: Hey! I resent that!
Tio: LOTUS FLOWER!
*BAM!!!*
Ryudo: Owwie!
Tio: So Roan, how do you feel?
Ryudo: Like a triple decker with catchup mustard and French fries!
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^^ Sorry about my horrible spelling and this story's lack of funny-ness o.o Oh well
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