Lesson1: Predictable Persona

Tio: Okay, Roan, first we have to teach you how to act like an Automata.

Ryudo: ..? I'm not Roan

Tio: Of course you are

Ryudo: No I'm not!

Tio: Uh Yeah huh.

Ryudo: NUH UH!

Tio: I win

Roan: Huh? Hey! Why did you spell my name like that! I'm NOT Roan!

Hilde: Uh Oh oops sor- I mean: It was MILLENNIA! ::point point::

Disembodied Voice: NUH UH!!!

Ryudo: Millennia? Why are you just being a voice?

Disembodied Voice: Uh Because???

Ryudo: Elena isn't even in this scene

Disembodied Voice: That's what you think! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Ryudo: Uh I'm hungry

Tio: No

Ryudo: Huh?

Tio: Automata do not feel emotions

Ryudo: I was under the impression hunger wasn't exactly an emotion..?

Tio: Yes. It is. Now we begin

Ryudo: Uh Okay!

::a train from no where runs over Ryudo::

Tio: You've just been hit by a train. How do you feel?

Ryudo: Owwie..!

Tio: Wrong

Ryudo: Bu-

::Screeching fan girls come from no where and jump Ryudo trying to touch his hair and act like crazy-obsessed-screeching-fan girls::

Tio: You've just been jumped by blah blah blah excetera. How do you feel?

Ryudo: I feal like- Ow! Hey! Phone number! WOOHOO! ::does the happy dance::™

Tio: WRONG. Lets move on

Ryudo: Hey this looks like Millennias phone number?!?!

Lesson 2: Short skirt, Long sleeves

Tio: Okay, Roan, now we put really tight cloths with short bottoms and long sleeves on you.

Ryudo: Cool! Do I get antlers too?

Tio: These aren't antlers!!!

Ryudo: Oh

Tio: Anyway! I got Millennia to come pick your outfit for you.

Ryudo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Millennia: YESSSSSSSSS! BWAHAHAHAHA! ::does the happy dance::™

*one hour later*

Ryudo: Gr

Tio: Gee It's awfully pink isn't it?

Millennia: UH huh! And it matches your nurse outfit just perfect!! I got it at a couples store!

Tio: Yay!

Ryudo: Atleast I got antlers

Lesson 3: Please! Take this!

Tio: Okay so now you learn to fight like me. Try this ::stands there with a blank expression::

Ryudo: ::stands there with a blank expression::

Tio: Wow. This might not be a total loss after all

Ryudo: Huh? Did we start already?

Tio: Uhg

Ryudo: Whaaat?

Tio: Nothing

Roan: So how 'bout that burger and frys? Hey! She did it again!

Tio: Please. Take this

Ryudo: Hey! Cool! Wiat this looks like a-

*BOOM!!!*

Tio: That's how you give items

Ryudo: *cough* I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

Tio: Okay one last thing

Ryudo: Does it involve Millennia?

Tio: No

Ryudo: GOOD!

Disembodied Voice: Hey! I resent that!

Tio: LOTUS FLOWER!

*BAM!!!*

Ryudo: Owwie!

Tio: So Roan, how do you feel?

Ryudo: Like a triple decker with catchup mustard and French fries!

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^^ Sorry about my horrible spelling and this story's lack of funny-ness o.o Oh well

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