Still poor and can't afford anybody.

*Oh crap. oh shit. oh damn. oh no!*

I hurried to my room. I was still digging around in my purse for my key card when I heard laughter. Jeff was leaning on the door to the elevator so it wouldn't close, talking to Spike and Buh-Buh Ray. He looked back at me then looked back at Buh-Buh and Spike and laughed some more. I hurriedly opened the door. There was no saving Jeff Hardy now. The next time I saw him, he would be a dead man. As soon as I was in the door, I slammed it shut and locked it. After dropping my bags on the couch, I hurried into the bedroom and crawled into my bed.

*NO! NO I WILL NEVER FORGIVE JEFF!!!*

This is really bad. I can't believe Jeff. He is not doing this to me. He's not, he's just not. OK, so he is. Damn Jeff. Oh, there he is, come a-knocking on my door. I don't think so. He's not getting away with it this time. I'm just going to pretend to not be here.

"Trish, I know you're in there! I saw you go in!" Jeff calls out all slyly. *DAMN*

I climbed out of the bed and opened the door. I grabbed him by his collar and pulled him into the room.

"If you did what I think you did, I WILL KILL YOU!"

"Well, what do you think I did?"

"I think you told Buh-Buh that I like him."

"Well, you thought wrong."

"OH, thank God!" I breathed a sigh of relief.

"I told Buh-Buh you LOVE him!" He laughed and ran out the door. I shrieked and ran after him, but he was in his door before I could catch him. I slammed up against the door after running too quickly.

"JEFF HARDY!! YOU ARE THE NEXT DEADMAN AND 'TAKER WON'T BE THE ONE MAKING YOU FAMOUS!! I AM!" I kicked the door and stomped off. Jackie opened her door and peeked out.

"You ok, Trish?"

"No!"

"What happened?"

I glanced around quickly to make sure no one was around, then waved her over closer to me. She walked over. I whispered everything into her ear. When I was done she looked at me like I was crazy.

"Buh-Buh Ray? He has put almost every Diva on the roster through a table, including you."

"I know, but that was in the past. It's different now." I sighed. "The only person who understands is Lita, and she's not here."

"I understand, it's just that he's, well, he's a Dudley. One of those DAMN Dudleyz." She sighed. "But if you like him, go for it."

I hugged her. "Thanks Jackie. Now, let's get Jeff!"

Jackie smiled then walked up the door. She knocked.

"Jeff? It's Jackie...is everything ok? I heard the commotion."

Jeff opened the door. Jackie and I forced him back into the room. Jackie while I shut and locked the door. We dragged him into the bathroom and threw him into the bathtub. Jackie held him down while I turned the showerhead on to COLD. He sat there coughing and spluttering while Jackie and I laughed then ran out the door. We could hear him jumping up and cursing and running after us, but we were already out the door. Jackie went into her room, while I kept running to mine, but as I got closer to the elevators, the doors opened and out stepped... Buh-Buh Ray. I slammed into him and fell on the floor.

"You ok Trish?" He held his hand out to me. I reached up and took it and he hauled me up.

"Yeah, I'm fine, but Jeff isn't." At that moment Jeff came running out of his room and spotted me. He ran towards me, but I jumped behind Buh-Buh. When Jeff ran up to us and tried to get to me, Buh-Buh held him back. Jeff finally relaxed and I stepped out from behind Buh-Buh. He glared at me then burst out laughing.

"Man, you actually believed what I told you?" He was hysterical.

"You mean...you didn't tell him...what I said...he doesn't know...?" I didn't realize I was pointing at Buh-Buh the entire time.

"I don't know what?"

"You bastard! I was scared out of my mind!!" Now it was my turn to run after Jeff. I jumped at him, but Buh-Buh caught me round the middle. He lifted me up and over his shoulder while I tried to get at Jeff.

"Ok, calm down Trish. What don't I know that he was going to tell me?"

"Put me down!"

"Tell me!"

"put me down!"

"Tell me!"

"Put me down!" I threw myself off his back onto the floor. Bad move. "ow."

"Jeff, what were you going to tell me?" He asked as he lifted me up. Again.

"oh nothing important. It was actually something one of the Divas told Trish and she told me and she swore she wouldn't tell anybody, but then I thought it would be funny to scare her and say that I told you."

"oh ok." He let go of me. I hadn't realized he was still holding me. "well, see you on Raw Trish."

"bye Buh-Buh." I watched as he walked to his room and went in. I turned back to Jeff. "I should kill you, right here, right now."

"so why don't you?" He smirked.

"because it's against the law, and you covered for me."

"Oh it was no trouble, no trouble at all. Just warn Jackie, that both you and her should be careful around bodies of water. He laughed then turned and went back to his room. I sighed and headed back to my room. I heard someone call my name.

"Trish!" I whipped around. Buh-Buh was running towards me with something behind his back. He stopped in front of me. "I bought these for you this morning." He held out his hand. It was a bouquet of flowers.

I was stunned. I took the flowers. "Thank you, Buh-Buh."

He smiled almost shyly. "No problem." He went back to his room and I went back towards mine. I looked at the card.

'I'm still really sorry I put you through the table!!' I laughed.