Invader Moon
disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim Zim Zim Zim or Sailor Moon Moon Moon Moon. *like my echoes?*
A/N: HA! I finally was bored enough to get up and write this! YES! SO VERY GOOD! I hope you like, it was really hard to get Zita...into personality....Yup......I hope you like it, I tried my best!!! ^^
The tall figure slowly stood up out of her chair. Gray wild hair shot out of odd angles from her head, and glasses covered her eyes. A black strapless dress was on her shriveled body, while two large horns protruded from her shoulders. Looking into a large crystal ball thing, she looked up when a large creak echoed through the large stone room. With a scowl, she stood and glided over towards the end of the platform she was on. The cause of the noise was a large door closing behind Jadeite. The blonde man looked up, and cringed at the sight of Bitters.
"Jadeite, you have failed me twice, are you ready for your fate?" Queen Bitters asked, clenching a large staff.
"I....I am sorry," Jadeite apologized, bowing.
"Your fighters are lame, they can't fight," a slightly balding man, with tanish colored hair said, chuckling, "Queen Bitters, leave it to me, Nephrite, I will gather energy for our master, and find the Imperial Crystal!"
Another man was standing sitting on a arch, "the Sailor Scouts, they could be after the Imperial Crystal too! Queen Bitters, please tell us what is the Silver Imperial Crystal?"
Queen Bitters glasses shown with a menacing light, "the Silver Imperial Crystal is the most powerful thing in the Universe, it has more power then the underground classrooms." there were gasps from this statement, "the one who controls it, controls the skool bo-I mean the universe! Now, Jadeite, set aside your mission, you have once chance."
"I will bring you the sailor scouts," Jadeite replied, still kneeling in front of the queen.
Zita was sitting on her porch, pulling petals from a flower, "Dib's Crazy, Dib's not crazy, Dib's crazy, Dib's not crazy, Dib's crazy," she pulled the last petal off of her flower. "OH! Looks like Dib's crazy!" She looked around, "nothing to do, nothing to do. Hm, maybe I can go enroll Dib in the Crazy House for boys."
With a desperate sigh, Zita hung her head, her spiky purple hair barely missing the concrete. Her eyes were closed, when suddenly her spine started tingling. An immense feeling of doom spread through her body.
"Looky, the bus!" A little girl squealed, her pigtails bouncing around, "bye Zita!"
Zita waved as the little girl jumped onto the bus, and looked up at a large clock that was on the building across the street, "6:00, that means its GO PRANK CALL DIB HOUR!" Zita ran past a sign that said Vasquez Hill and to a pay phone.
The next day, at Skool, outside. "Hey, have you heard of the Phantom Bus?" "You mean the bus that picks up near Vasquez Hill?" "Is it true?!" "You mean that if you ride the bus at 6:00 you never come back?" "The driver's a phantom!" "Maybe it's the devil bus." Gaz let out an irritated growl as she tried to concentrate more on her comic book then the gossiping of the girls nearby. "Rumors, I like rumors, specially' when they have cheese!" GIR giggled, popping up between Gaz and her book. With an irritated shove, Gaz pushed him rolling down the stairs, then got up and stormed inside to her classroom. GIR jumped up and ran after her, into her classroom and then jumped onto her desk. "We have to plan later on, at the arcade! With Dib."
Gaz ignored him. "It's at the arcade!"
She looked up, a bit more interested, "as long as you two stay far far away from me, we'll be allright."
The door opened, and Mr. Elliot stepped into the class, "sorry I'm late kids." GIR bounced off of Gaz's desk, and off of Mr. Elliots head into the hallway, where he squeaked all the way through the hall.
"Who's dog that seems to have a stomach of steel was that?" Mr. Elliot asked, looking around.
Gaz glared at a random kid in the class, and the poor student raised a shaky hand. Mr. Elliot got this weird smile on his face, "I used to bring dogs to my class, I completely understand."
The kid let out a shaky sigh, before there was a swoosh and a scream as he fell into the dark pits of the Under ground classroom.
Later at the arcade, Gaz sat staring hard at the Sailor V machine. Her hands were a whir of movement as they pressed buttons and jerked around the joystick. After clearing the 5th level, she asked aloud, "how many levels are there?"
There wasn't any response, as Dib was talking to GIR over in a corner. "I can't believe this, I...We're sailor scouts? I've got magical powers! I mean, I could have my own section on Mysterious Mysteries about this. I've become something that, is.....unreal."
"It still feels new! It will wear off in awhile, sometime you will understand!" GIR replied, looking up at Dib, who had this weird expression on his face, "aaaaw, someone needs a hug!"
Dib yelped, and fell backwards as Zim's insane robot attached itself around his waist. After a struggle, Dib was able to pry GIR off of him. He dusted his trench coat off, and stood back up, "GIR, what are we supposed to be doing? Who's the enemy, this is all so confusing!" Dib asked, rubbing his temples, "please tell me we aren't going to try and take over the Earth."
"We're supposed to protect the princess, and protect the Silver Imperium Crystal. Why is your head so big?" GIR responded to Dib, jumping up on a stool.
"Silver Imperium Crystal." Dib was mystified.
"Something came out?" GIR turned when he heard Gaz's voice. The violet haired girl was holding up two small watches. "More cheap arcade prizes."
GIR squeaked over and grabbed the watches from Gaz's hands.
Gaz looked up at the clock, "it's 5 o'clock, Dib."
Dib jumped, "I've got to go to a meeting!" He stayed away from the fact that it was for the Swollen Eyeballs, and jumped up.
Gaz also stood up, "I'm leaving too, no way I can stay with the hunk of junk." GIR blinked, not realizing she was referring to him.
Unfortunately, they both had to ride the same bus.
Gaz was sitting in the middle of the bus, when she heard Dib whisper something, "had to be Zita, didn't it."
Trying to ignore him, she turned and looked into the aisle. A girl with purple spiky hair walked by, glancing at Dib making a face, "going to the crazy house, Dib? I have a free ticket."
Dib looked out the window, as Gaz watched the girl. She was reading some sort of book, but Gaz couldn't see the title.
The bus stopped, and Dib shuffled past Gaz, hoping she wouldn't notice where he was getting off. "Next stop, Vasquez Hill."
As the bus pulled to a stop, Zita stood up and headed off. Gaz followed, not knowing exactly what she was doing, jumped off and followed. As soon as she got off the ground, she tripped over something. Gaz growled, and prepared to kill whomever had tripped her, when she saw the green dog. "GIR...what are you doing here?"
The funky dog blinked, and pointed to a large Krazy Taco restaurant. Gaz narrowed her eyes, "you made me lose that girl."
"Maybe she went in theeeere!" GIR squealed, pointing to a large area of houses with a sign outside of them that said Vasquez Hill. Gaz hit GIR in the head, then started walking towards the houses. She walked through the gate, and shuddered. There was so much happiness! Little kids playing, elderly people walking, young adults holding hands. Gaz looked around, but didn't see the girl. Suddenly, there was loud cooing and two large gray birds started diving at her. Gaz growled, "I'm going to turn you into cat food if you don't go away NOW!"
"BIRDIES!" GIR cried out, clapping his hands.
Zita turned around and saw two birds attacking Gaz, "I sense evil! Isn't she Dib's sister?"
Zita started to run over towards them, "I won't let her craziness ruin this place!" She pulled out a small Crazy house ticket, and held it up. "BEGONE INSANE ONE!" She flung the coupon and it hit Gaz in the face, who's eyes widened and fell back.
Gaz jumped up, and saw Zita standing over her. "I'm sorry, erm, Gaz. I thought you might be crazy like your brother. I had felt a vibe when you came in."
"Vibe?" Gaz mumbled, regaining her who cares look.
Zita's eyes bugged out for a moment, as she realized she might had let out the secret of her kinda liking paranormal stuff ((AN: Hey she was an alien for Halloween, who knoooows?)) "The pigeons usually don't attack people." Zita picked up one of the fat gray birds and stroked it.
"I hope Bridgette is brought back to us." Zita turned around and saw a teary eyed women.
"Did something happen to Bridgette?" Zita asked, raising an eyebrow.
"You haven't heard?! She disappeared from this awful place yesterday, after taking the bus!" The women replied, then stopped, "well, your place isn't awful Zita, I mean!"
The women turned and started to walk away, "look, she's not even surprised, I bet her creepy family did it."
Zita frowned and turned back to Gaz, "the people who don't live here are afraid of this place. They say it has a bad past, and that the people are all crazy!"
GIR was staring hard at Zita now, "she's preeeetty...Maybe she's the princess!"
"I guess it could be that five roads meet right outside of here, that is kinda weird. But some people say that there is a sixth lane, a phantom road's. And so, at six there is a phantom bus, that takes all the people on it down the phantom lane. It's called a hell heist." Zita continued talking, then stopped, her eyes bugging once again.
"Your plan will fail, Jadeite." Nephrite replied, crossing his arms over his chest.
"And so are your skool children. But this plan will draw the scouts here, the more bait we get the better. Then, we can offer them and then sailor scouts heads to out master!" Jadeite started to laugh. Nephrite blinked, "that laugh was weak too." Jadeite stopped, "man, I know, I've been practicing on it though, can you tell?"
The talk at the Skool was still about the phantom bus. Gaz frowned as Mr. Elliot went into a long winded explanation of how they should all be very careful. Gaz walked home from Skool alone, with GIR following her. "I bet the enemy is behind the bus!" GIR chirped up, and Gaz grunted. "We should go and see the bus, and then visit Zita again!"
"Zita, she's strange. It's like she knows something we don't....Maybe she's an enemy...Or maybe she's a scout.' Gaz replied, "and stop talking now. Your voice is causing my mental walls to fall down."
"But you just sounded like a scout!" GIR squealed.
"Shut-up."
"But!"
"Can it!"
"BUT!"
"CLOSE YOUR METALLIC TRAP!"
"BUT THE BUS IS COMING!" GIR finally yelled out.
Gaz glared at him, and turned away and watched the bus. They both stepped up and went to sit in the back, growling at some people causing them to stand up and get off. "Why are we taking it? Are you trying to send us both to hell?"
GIR blinked, "it's only five though!" Suddenly, his face went blank.
"Did your batteries run out GIR?" Gaz asked, shaking GIR. "You actually stopped talking."
"GIR never stops talking, he's hiding something," remarked the haughty voice of Zim.
"GAG! What ARE you doing here?!" Gaz asked, glaring at Zim who was sitting next to her.
"Am I not allowed to take the stinky human transportation device, like any normal wormbaby?!" Zim exclaimed, his eyes bugging out.
Gaz looked away, "so ZIM, what do you know about the phantom bus."
"I, Zim, know much! For I am full of knowledge, but of course your puny human head cannot comprehend-" Zim was interrupted by Gaz, "look Zim, tell me what you know and then leave!"
Zim scowled, "I know this is the line that the Phantom Bus is on. The one where all the wormbabies are being abducted from."
Gaz looked at Zim again, noticing he looked alot like Tuxedo Mask. "Agh! I'm staring at him!" Gaz quickly turned away, and Zim shook his head. He looked at Gaz from the corner of his eye and noticed she looked alot like, "Champion of Justice."
"WHAT?!" GIR and Gaz both yelled. "YOU CAN'T KNOW HER SECR-" Gaz's hand quickly covered GIR's mouth. Luckily, there stop was next.
"Master almost got you!" GIR shrieked.
"NO, you almost got me, your worthless piece of junk." Gaz replied, walking towards the happy place.
"Zita, please, find our little girl. Use your ESP!" The teary eyed women was back, and Zita's jaw dropped. "What ESP?! I don't have ESP! I AM NORMAL! And anyways, you can't control where ESP goes."
The women glared at Zita, "look, I've helped your family more then once before! What's the matter, did you make Bridgette disappear?!"
Zita's eyes narrowed, "Go home NOW!"
Gaz blinked as she watched from behind the playground, she had never seen someone get so angry. Besides herself, well that's another story. "Heh, those people think Zita did it. She plays with pigeons....That's probably the worst of it." Gaz turned around and stared out into the city, "what are these morons goal. They have to have a purpose. And why do I have to be the one to fight them!" Gaz thought of her Gameslave that had been abandoned lately, then suddenly was shook out of her daydream by GIR's yipping as he ran around the playground. "They're gonna eat me!" Little kids followed the little green dog.
Zita sat on the floor of her room, Tarot Cards spread out in front of her. Her walls were plastered with images of space. "Is Gaz in trouble?" Zita asked aloud, flipping over some cards. She gasped, "Oh no."
Zita stood up, and ran for her front door.
GIR was following Gaz now, out of the playground area. "You have to always protect the Silver Imperium Crystal, no matter what!" GIR was lecturing her. Neither of them noticed the figure watching them from behind a wall.
Zita ran out to the street, and looked around. Suddenly, a bus pulled up infront of her. Zita's eyes widened, as she was drawn to the open doors. "Yes, come on. Get on the bus. Come with us to the castle!" The driver said, his hand outstretched towards Zita.
"Hey, GIR, it's six. Phantom Bus should be coming soon." Gaz said, smirking.
"Gaz! Look at the bus! It's all flashy!" GIR's eyes glazed over.
Gaz turned and stared at the bus, as it went by, "Zita's on there!" The light purple haired girl's head was resting against the window. Suddenly, a wall opened up into a large black hole.
"That's the phantom bus!" Gaz exclaimed.
"You need to save the innocent!" GIR yelled, jumping up and down, "use the pen!"
Gaz frowned and pulled out the pink pen. "Moon Power! Change me into a erm." Gaz never knew what she wanted to be.
"STEWARDESS!" GIR yelped.
"Stewardess! Wait, what?!" But it was too late, Gaz was changed into a blue blouse top with a red bow, and a blue short skirt bottom. Dark blue high heels were on her feet. "Why do I always have high heels?!" Gaz asked, annoyed as she ran after the bus. Jumping up, she grabbed the side of one of the open windows, and tried to pull herself in. GIR clung to her leg, but she was kicking them trying to pull herself into the window, and he flew off.
Gaz turned around, "GIR?!"
She saw the familiar face of Tuxedo Mask, surprised as he caught GIR. "Tuxedo Mask?!"
It was too late though, the bus had gone into the hole, and they were now flying through a dark space, with small lights flashing by sometimes. "Oh great, now what am I going to do?!"
Tuxedo Mask, stood on the ground, infront of the building the bus had disappeared through. "She changed, in front of my eyes! Who is she!" He blinked as GIR jumped out of his arms and ran down the street.
"Stupid robot, not thanking, the great and powerful TUXEDO MASK, for his great and powerful deeds."
Dib ran into the arcade, after getting some kind of message on his watch. "GIR?! What's wrong?! Why'd you call me here?" Dib had a camera dangling from around his neck.
"Gaz is on the Phantom Bus!" GIR exclaimed, waving his arms around.
"She's got a remote, so all we have to do is watch the homing signal....which is going down...down...." Dib shook his head, "she's gone down."
GIR suddenly jumped as Gaz's voice crackled from the screen. "GIR?! GET YOUR LAZY ROBOTIC ASS OVER TO THE COMPUTER!"
"Gaz?! Where are you?" Dib asked, looking around for any people.
"In this boring stone castle, I fell from the bus! I don't know where all the people are. Don't tell me to transform, if I have to be in that stupid skirt one more time I'll."
"Transform into SAILOR MOON!" GIR yelled.
The blonde man kneeled over Zita, "yes, Zita. You've been in my office once or twice before, I do believe. You are very pretty, yes. She is special."
"GIR, I've got to get where Gaz is!" Dib exclaimed, "Dad might notice when she isn't around for a week or so!"
GIR looked up at him. "Can't you harness some kind of stupid energy?!" Dib asked, frustrated.
"If your morph! Then, I could use the energy and warp you...to that place!"
"You mean the dress?" Dib asked, freaking out.
GIR nodded, and Dib got a defeated look on his face, "fine, whatever!" "Take this!" GIR threw a red planet pen at him.
He pulled out his blue pen with his other hand, "Mercury Planet Power!"
"MOON PRISM POWER!" Gaz yelled, transforming into the all too familiar mini skirt. There was a flash, and Dib appeared, in his Sailor Mercury outfit.
"I've been waiting for you, Sailor Moon!" Jadeite yelled out, as both Dib and Gaz turned to look at him. The blonde man laughed and grabbed Zita, wrapping his arm around her throat.
"Hey you! I can't believe your kidnapping kids and doing who knows what to them! That's Catholic Priest' jobs! Prepare to feel the wrath of the Moon, because you are going to be punished!" Gaz yelled.
Zita opened an eye, as she recognized the voice. Dib put his hands together, causing a thick fog to spread through the room. Jadeite just laughed, and made the fog fall into little pellets, "worthless."
"He froze the fog?!" Gaz exclaimed.
"Is that even possible, I mean!" Dib continued her sentence.
"GIR! Exactly how are we supposed to beat him?!" Gaz asked aloud, glaring at Jadeite. A bubble of rage started to well up inside her.
"Gaz! Don't get mad, get glad!" Gaz blinked at hearing GIR quote the commercial. "Just use the Moon Frisbee!"
Gaz's glare became more intense as she pulled off her tiara, "Moon Frisbee!" She flung it with amazing force.
Jadeite laughed as he caught the Tiara, "your kidding, right?"
"YEAAA!" GIR cheered, falling back onto the laptop and pressing a key. The tiara morphed and caught Jadeite inside of it, who gaped surprised. Yet, just as fast as the tiara had changed, so did his mood. He glared at Dib and Gaz, who both fell backwards.
Dib glanced at the red pen in his hand, "what do I do with this?!"
GIR was singing, "throw it, throw it, throw it!"
Dib blinked, "at who?" He looked around, and got a shocked look on his face. Glowing on Zita's forehead was the red symbol of Mars. "That would be a good candidate." He flung the pen at Zita.
There was a bright red flash, and when the lights cleared, Zita stood in the Sailor outfit. Her skirt, collar, and arm bands were all red. The bow on her chest was purple, and red high heels were on her feet. There was loud cooing as the two pigeons appeared, "get him!" Zita glared at Jadeite. "INSANE ONE BE GONE!" She pulled out a crazyhouse for boys coupon, and flung it at Jadeite. As the paper hit his face, Jadeite started to scream as he dissolved. The area started to shake. "Let's get out of here!" Dib yelled.
They ran towards the group of kids, and were engulfed in a bubble that transported them back to Vasquez Hill. The kids stood up, and looked around, "I thought I took the bus out of here." A few of the kids mumbled.
Zita was standing looking at herself, "what am I wearing?! Red is not my color!"
"Zita, you are Sailor Mars, scout of Fire!" GIR yelled, and Zita looked down at him.
"Your one of us, it's a joyride," Gaz said sarcastically.
"Welcome to the team," Dib mumbled.
Zita looked over Gaz and Dib and then suddenly looked back at Dib.
"Dib Membrane?! What are you doing?! Your wearing a dress, your crazier then I thought!" Zita exclaimed, her eyes widening.
"Hey, no one is supposed to know that," Dib growled.
Zita started to laugh, pointing at Dib, when she stopped, she asked. "Are my powers, my ESP and stuff from being a Sailor Scout?"
Dib blinked, "ESP, you even know what ESP is?"
"Well duh, I mean, I love to study all sorts of witches and things!" Zita exclaimed, rolling her eyes, "and don't tell anyone, or I'll tell them about you being Sailor Mercury!"
Dib looked overwhelmed, "so that means that you can help me capture and destroy Zim!"
Zita blinked, "your crazy."
"B-b-b-ut!" Dib stuttered.
That's all folks! The next chap. is one of my favorite parts in the whole manga! Coming UP!
Masquerade of DOOM!
disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim Zim Zim Zim or Sailor Moon Moon Moon Moon. *like my echoes?*
A/N: HA! I finally was bored enough to get up and write this! YES! SO VERY GOOD! I hope you like, it was really hard to get Zita...into personality....Yup......I hope you like it, I tried my best!!! ^^
The tall figure slowly stood up out of her chair. Gray wild hair shot out of odd angles from her head, and glasses covered her eyes. A black strapless dress was on her shriveled body, while two large horns protruded from her shoulders. Looking into a large crystal ball thing, she looked up when a large creak echoed through the large stone room. With a scowl, she stood and glided over towards the end of the platform she was on. The cause of the noise was a large door closing behind Jadeite. The blonde man looked up, and cringed at the sight of Bitters.
"Jadeite, you have failed me twice, are you ready for your fate?" Queen Bitters asked, clenching a large staff.
"I....I am sorry," Jadeite apologized, bowing.
"Your fighters are lame, they can't fight," a slightly balding man, with tanish colored hair said, chuckling, "Queen Bitters, leave it to me, Nephrite, I will gather energy for our master, and find the Imperial Crystal!"
Another man was standing sitting on a arch, "the Sailor Scouts, they could be after the Imperial Crystal too! Queen Bitters, please tell us what is the Silver Imperial Crystal?"
Queen Bitters glasses shown with a menacing light, "the Silver Imperial Crystal is the most powerful thing in the Universe, it has more power then the underground classrooms." there were gasps from this statement, "the one who controls it, controls the skool bo-I mean the universe! Now, Jadeite, set aside your mission, you have once chance."
"I will bring you the sailor scouts," Jadeite replied, still kneeling in front of the queen.
Zita was sitting on her porch, pulling petals from a flower, "Dib's Crazy, Dib's not crazy, Dib's crazy, Dib's not crazy, Dib's crazy," she pulled the last petal off of her flower. "OH! Looks like Dib's crazy!" She looked around, "nothing to do, nothing to do. Hm, maybe I can go enroll Dib in the Crazy House for boys."
With a desperate sigh, Zita hung her head, her spiky purple hair barely missing the concrete. Her eyes were closed, when suddenly her spine started tingling. An immense feeling of doom spread through her body.
"Looky, the bus!" A little girl squealed, her pigtails bouncing around, "bye Zita!"
Zita waved as the little girl jumped onto the bus, and looked up at a large clock that was on the building across the street, "6:00, that means its GO PRANK CALL DIB HOUR!" Zita ran past a sign that said Vasquez Hill and to a pay phone.
The next day, at Skool, outside. "Hey, have you heard of the Phantom Bus?" "You mean the bus that picks up near Vasquez Hill?" "Is it true?!" "You mean that if you ride the bus at 6:00 you never come back?" "The driver's a phantom!" "Maybe it's the devil bus." Gaz let out an irritated growl as she tried to concentrate more on her comic book then the gossiping of the girls nearby. "Rumors, I like rumors, specially' when they have cheese!" GIR giggled, popping up between Gaz and her book. With an irritated shove, Gaz pushed him rolling down the stairs, then got up and stormed inside to her classroom. GIR jumped up and ran after her, into her classroom and then jumped onto her desk. "We have to plan later on, at the arcade! With Dib."
Gaz ignored him. "It's at the arcade!"
She looked up, a bit more interested, "as long as you two stay far far away from me, we'll be allright."
The door opened, and Mr. Elliot stepped into the class, "sorry I'm late kids." GIR bounced off of Gaz's desk, and off of Mr. Elliots head into the hallway, where he squeaked all the way through the hall.
"Who's dog that seems to have a stomach of steel was that?" Mr. Elliot asked, looking around.
Gaz glared at a random kid in the class, and the poor student raised a shaky hand. Mr. Elliot got this weird smile on his face, "I used to bring dogs to my class, I completely understand."
The kid let out a shaky sigh, before there was a swoosh and a scream as he fell into the dark pits of the Under ground classroom.
Later at the arcade, Gaz sat staring hard at the Sailor V machine. Her hands were a whir of movement as they pressed buttons and jerked around the joystick. After clearing the 5th level, she asked aloud, "how many levels are there?"
There wasn't any response, as Dib was talking to GIR over in a corner. "I can't believe this, I...We're sailor scouts? I've got magical powers! I mean, I could have my own section on Mysterious Mysteries about this. I've become something that, is.....unreal."
"It still feels new! It will wear off in awhile, sometime you will understand!" GIR replied, looking up at Dib, who had this weird expression on his face, "aaaaw, someone needs a hug!"
Dib yelped, and fell backwards as Zim's insane robot attached itself around his waist. After a struggle, Dib was able to pry GIR off of him. He dusted his trench coat off, and stood back up, "GIR, what are we supposed to be doing? Who's the enemy, this is all so confusing!" Dib asked, rubbing his temples, "please tell me we aren't going to try and take over the Earth."
"We're supposed to protect the princess, and protect the Silver Imperium Crystal. Why is your head so big?" GIR responded to Dib, jumping up on a stool.
"Silver Imperium Crystal." Dib was mystified.
"Something came out?" GIR turned when he heard Gaz's voice. The violet haired girl was holding up two small watches. "More cheap arcade prizes."
GIR squeaked over and grabbed the watches from Gaz's hands.
Gaz looked up at the clock, "it's 5 o'clock, Dib."
Dib jumped, "I've got to go to a meeting!" He stayed away from the fact that it was for the Swollen Eyeballs, and jumped up.
Gaz also stood up, "I'm leaving too, no way I can stay with the hunk of junk." GIR blinked, not realizing she was referring to him.
Unfortunately, they both had to ride the same bus.
Gaz was sitting in the middle of the bus, when she heard Dib whisper something, "had to be Zita, didn't it."
Trying to ignore him, she turned and looked into the aisle. A girl with purple spiky hair walked by, glancing at Dib making a face, "going to the crazy house, Dib? I have a free ticket."
Dib looked out the window, as Gaz watched the girl. She was reading some sort of book, but Gaz couldn't see the title.
The bus stopped, and Dib shuffled past Gaz, hoping she wouldn't notice where he was getting off. "Next stop, Vasquez Hill."
As the bus pulled to a stop, Zita stood up and headed off. Gaz followed, not knowing exactly what she was doing, jumped off and followed. As soon as she got off the ground, she tripped over something. Gaz growled, and prepared to kill whomever had tripped her, when she saw the green dog. "GIR...what are you doing here?"
The funky dog blinked, and pointed to a large Krazy Taco restaurant. Gaz narrowed her eyes, "you made me lose that girl."
"Maybe she went in theeeere!" GIR squealed, pointing to a large area of houses with a sign outside of them that said Vasquez Hill. Gaz hit GIR in the head, then started walking towards the houses. She walked through the gate, and shuddered. There was so much happiness! Little kids playing, elderly people walking, young adults holding hands. Gaz looked around, but didn't see the girl. Suddenly, there was loud cooing and two large gray birds started diving at her. Gaz growled, "I'm going to turn you into cat food if you don't go away NOW!"
"BIRDIES!" GIR cried out, clapping his hands.
Zita turned around and saw two birds attacking Gaz, "I sense evil! Isn't she Dib's sister?"
Zita started to run over towards them, "I won't let her craziness ruin this place!" She pulled out a small Crazy house ticket, and held it up. "BEGONE INSANE ONE!" She flung the coupon and it hit Gaz in the face, who's eyes widened and fell back.
Gaz jumped up, and saw Zita standing over her. "I'm sorry, erm, Gaz. I thought you might be crazy like your brother. I had felt a vibe when you came in."
"Vibe?" Gaz mumbled, regaining her who cares look.
Zita's eyes bugged out for a moment, as she realized she might had let out the secret of her kinda liking paranormal stuff ((AN: Hey she was an alien for Halloween, who knoooows?)) "The pigeons usually don't attack people." Zita picked up one of the fat gray birds and stroked it.
"I hope Bridgette is brought back to us." Zita turned around and saw a teary eyed women.
"Did something happen to Bridgette?" Zita asked, raising an eyebrow.
"You haven't heard?! She disappeared from this awful place yesterday, after taking the bus!" The women replied, then stopped, "well, your place isn't awful Zita, I mean!"
The women turned and started to walk away, "look, she's not even surprised, I bet her creepy family did it."
Zita frowned and turned back to Gaz, "the people who don't live here are afraid of this place. They say it has a bad past, and that the people are all crazy!"
GIR was staring hard at Zita now, "she's preeeetty...Maybe she's the princess!"
"I guess it could be that five roads meet right outside of here, that is kinda weird. But some people say that there is a sixth lane, a phantom road's. And so, at six there is a phantom bus, that takes all the people on it down the phantom lane. It's called a hell heist." Zita continued talking, then stopped, her eyes bugging once again.
"Your plan will fail, Jadeite." Nephrite replied, crossing his arms over his chest.
"And so are your skool children. But this plan will draw the scouts here, the more bait we get the better. Then, we can offer them and then sailor scouts heads to out master!" Jadeite started to laugh. Nephrite blinked, "that laugh was weak too." Jadeite stopped, "man, I know, I've been practicing on it though, can you tell?"
The talk at the Skool was still about the phantom bus. Gaz frowned as Mr. Elliot went into a long winded explanation of how they should all be very careful. Gaz walked home from Skool alone, with GIR following her. "I bet the enemy is behind the bus!" GIR chirped up, and Gaz grunted. "We should go and see the bus, and then visit Zita again!"
"Zita, she's strange. It's like she knows something we don't....Maybe she's an enemy...Or maybe she's a scout.' Gaz replied, "and stop talking now. Your voice is causing my mental walls to fall down."
"But you just sounded like a scout!" GIR squealed.
"Shut-up."
"But!"
"Can it!"
"BUT!"
"CLOSE YOUR METALLIC TRAP!"
"BUT THE BUS IS COMING!" GIR finally yelled out.
Gaz glared at him, and turned away and watched the bus. They both stepped up and went to sit in the back, growling at some people causing them to stand up and get off. "Why are we taking it? Are you trying to send us both to hell?"
GIR blinked, "it's only five though!" Suddenly, his face went blank.
"Did your batteries run out GIR?" Gaz asked, shaking GIR. "You actually stopped talking."
"GIR never stops talking, he's hiding something," remarked the haughty voice of Zim.
"GAG! What ARE you doing here?!" Gaz asked, glaring at Zim who was sitting next to her.
"Am I not allowed to take the stinky human transportation device, like any normal wormbaby?!" Zim exclaimed, his eyes bugging out.
Gaz looked away, "so ZIM, what do you know about the phantom bus."
"I, Zim, know much! For I am full of knowledge, but of course your puny human head cannot comprehend-" Zim was interrupted by Gaz, "look Zim, tell me what you know and then leave!"
Zim scowled, "I know this is the line that the Phantom Bus is on. The one where all the wormbabies are being abducted from."
Gaz looked at Zim again, noticing he looked alot like Tuxedo Mask. "Agh! I'm staring at him!" Gaz quickly turned away, and Zim shook his head. He looked at Gaz from the corner of his eye and noticed she looked alot like, "Champion of Justice."
"WHAT?!" GIR and Gaz both yelled. "YOU CAN'T KNOW HER SECR-" Gaz's hand quickly covered GIR's mouth. Luckily, there stop was next.
"Master almost got you!" GIR shrieked.
"NO, you almost got me, your worthless piece of junk." Gaz replied, walking towards the happy place.
"Zita, please, find our little girl. Use your ESP!" The teary eyed women was back, and Zita's jaw dropped. "What ESP?! I don't have ESP! I AM NORMAL! And anyways, you can't control where ESP goes."
The women glared at Zita, "look, I've helped your family more then once before! What's the matter, did you make Bridgette disappear?!"
Zita's eyes narrowed, "Go home NOW!"
Gaz blinked as she watched from behind the playground, she had never seen someone get so angry. Besides herself, well that's another story. "Heh, those people think Zita did it. She plays with pigeons....That's probably the worst of it." Gaz turned around and stared out into the city, "what are these morons goal. They have to have a purpose. And why do I have to be the one to fight them!" Gaz thought of her Gameslave that had been abandoned lately, then suddenly was shook out of her daydream by GIR's yipping as he ran around the playground. "They're gonna eat me!" Little kids followed the little green dog.
Zita sat on the floor of her room, Tarot Cards spread out in front of her. Her walls were plastered with images of space. "Is Gaz in trouble?" Zita asked aloud, flipping over some cards. She gasped, "Oh no."
Zita stood up, and ran for her front door.
GIR was following Gaz now, out of the playground area. "You have to always protect the Silver Imperium Crystal, no matter what!" GIR was lecturing her. Neither of them noticed the figure watching them from behind a wall.
Zita ran out to the street, and looked around. Suddenly, a bus pulled up infront of her. Zita's eyes widened, as she was drawn to the open doors. "Yes, come on. Get on the bus. Come with us to the castle!" The driver said, his hand outstretched towards Zita.
"Hey, GIR, it's six. Phantom Bus should be coming soon." Gaz said, smirking.
"Gaz! Look at the bus! It's all flashy!" GIR's eyes glazed over.
Gaz turned and stared at the bus, as it went by, "Zita's on there!" The light purple haired girl's head was resting against the window. Suddenly, a wall opened up into a large black hole.
"That's the phantom bus!" Gaz exclaimed.
"You need to save the innocent!" GIR yelled, jumping up and down, "use the pen!"
Gaz frowned and pulled out the pink pen. "Moon Power! Change me into a erm." Gaz never knew what she wanted to be.
"STEWARDESS!" GIR yelped.
"Stewardess! Wait, what?!" But it was too late, Gaz was changed into a blue blouse top with a red bow, and a blue short skirt bottom. Dark blue high heels were on her feet. "Why do I always have high heels?!" Gaz asked, annoyed as she ran after the bus. Jumping up, she grabbed the side of one of the open windows, and tried to pull herself in. GIR clung to her leg, but she was kicking them trying to pull herself into the window, and he flew off.
Gaz turned around, "GIR?!"
She saw the familiar face of Tuxedo Mask, surprised as he caught GIR. "Tuxedo Mask?!"
It was too late though, the bus had gone into the hole, and they were now flying through a dark space, with small lights flashing by sometimes. "Oh great, now what am I going to do?!"
Tuxedo Mask, stood on the ground, infront of the building the bus had disappeared through. "She changed, in front of my eyes! Who is she!" He blinked as GIR jumped out of his arms and ran down the street.
"Stupid robot, not thanking, the great and powerful TUXEDO MASK, for his great and powerful deeds."
Dib ran into the arcade, after getting some kind of message on his watch. "GIR?! What's wrong?! Why'd you call me here?" Dib had a camera dangling from around his neck.
"Gaz is on the Phantom Bus!" GIR exclaimed, waving his arms around.
"She's got a remote, so all we have to do is watch the homing signal....which is going down...down...." Dib shook his head, "she's gone down."
GIR suddenly jumped as Gaz's voice crackled from the screen. "GIR?! GET YOUR LAZY ROBOTIC ASS OVER TO THE COMPUTER!"
"Gaz?! Where are you?" Dib asked, looking around for any people.
"In this boring stone castle, I fell from the bus! I don't know where all the people are. Don't tell me to transform, if I have to be in that stupid skirt one more time I'll."
"Transform into SAILOR MOON!" GIR yelled.
The blonde man kneeled over Zita, "yes, Zita. You've been in my office once or twice before, I do believe. You are very pretty, yes. She is special."
"GIR, I've got to get where Gaz is!" Dib exclaimed, "Dad might notice when she isn't around for a week or so!"
GIR looked up at him. "Can't you harness some kind of stupid energy?!" Dib asked, frustrated.
"If your morph! Then, I could use the energy and warp you...to that place!"
"You mean the dress?" Dib asked, freaking out.
GIR nodded, and Dib got a defeated look on his face, "fine, whatever!" "Take this!" GIR threw a red planet pen at him.
He pulled out his blue pen with his other hand, "Mercury Planet Power!"
"MOON PRISM POWER!" Gaz yelled, transforming into the all too familiar mini skirt. There was a flash, and Dib appeared, in his Sailor Mercury outfit.
"I've been waiting for you, Sailor Moon!" Jadeite yelled out, as both Dib and Gaz turned to look at him. The blonde man laughed and grabbed Zita, wrapping his arm around her throat.
"Hey you! I can't believe your kidnapping kids and doing who knows what to them! That's Catholic Priest' jobs! Prepare to feel the wrath of the Moon, because you are going to be punished!" Gaz yelled.
Zita opened an eye, as she recognized the voice. Dib put his hands together, causing a thick fog to spread through the room. Jadeite just laughed, and made the fog fall into little pellets, "worthless."
"He froze the fog?!" Gaz exclaimed.
"Is that even possible, I mean!" Dib continued her sentence.
"GIR! Exactly how are we supposed to beat him?!" Gaz asked aloud, glaring at Jadeite. A bubble of rage started to well up inside her.
"Gaz! Don't get mad, get glad!" Gaz blinked at hearing GIR quote the commercial. "Just use the Moon Frisbee!"
Gaz's glare became more intense as she pulled off her tiara, "Moon Frisbee!" She flung it with amazing force.
Jadeite laughed as he caught the Tiara, "your kidding, right?"
"YEAAA!" GIR cheered, falling back onto the laptop and pressing a key. The tiara morphed and caught Jadeite inside of it, who gaped surprised. Yet, just as fast as the tiara had changed, so did his mood. He glared at Dib and Gaz, who both fell backwards.
Dib glanced at the red pen in his hand, "what do I do with this?!"
GIR was singing, "throw it, throw it, throw it!"
Dib blinked, "at who?" He looked around, and got a shocked look on his face. Glowing on Zita's forehead was the red symbol of Mars. "That would be a good candidate." He flung the pen at Zita.
There was a bright red flash, and when the lights cleared, Zita stood in the Sailor outfit. Her skirt, collar, and arm bands were all red. The bow on her chest was purple, and red high heels were on her feet. There was loud cooing as the two pigeons appeared, "get him!" Zita glared at Jadeite. "INSANE ONE BE GONE!" She pulled out a crazyhouse for boys coupon, and flung it at Jadeite. As the paper hit his face, Jadeite started to scream as he dissolved. The area started to shake. "Let's get out of here!" Dib yelled.
They ran towards the group of kids, and were engulfed in a bubble that transported them back to Vasquez Hill. The kids stood up, and looked around, "I thought I took the bus out of here." A few of the kids mumbled.
Zita was standing looking at herself, "what am I wearing?! Red is not my color!"
"Zita, you are Sailor Mars, scout of Fire!" GIR yelled, and Zita looked down at him.
"Your one of us, it's a joyride," Gaz said sarcastically.
"Welcome to the team," Dib mumbled.
Zita looked over Gaz and Dib and then suddenly looked back at Dib.
"Dib Membrane?! What are you doing?! Your wearing a dress, your crazier then I thought!" Zita exclaimed, her eyes widening.
"Hey, no one is supposed to know that," Dib growled.
Zita started to laugh, pointing at Dib, when she stopped, she asked. "Are my powers, my ESP and stuff from being a Sailor Scout?"
Dib blinked, "ESP, you even know what ESP is?"
"Well duh, I mean, I love to study all sorts of witches and things!" Zita exclaimed, rolling her eyes, "and don't tell anyone, or I'll tell them about you being Sailor Mercury!"
Dib looked overwhelmed, "so that means that you can help me capture and destroy Zim!"
Zita blinked, "your crazy."
"B-b-b-ut!" Dib stuttered.
That's all folks! The next chap. is one of my favorite parts in the whole manga! Coming UP!
Masquerade of DOOM!
