Invader Moon

disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim, or Sailor Moon.!

A/N: YAY!!! NEW CHAPPIE!!! I had losted my manga for awhile....*sniffles* But I found it! YAY!!! .......This chappie is funny! It has Gaz...in something pretty!!! Mwuhahahahaha!


Prof. Membrane sat at the table, drinking a cup of coffee. In front of him sat the newspaper. Casting aside the front page that had a picture of Sailor Moon on it, mumbling about how "a fake image. Image of creativity. They should put REAL science on the front page."
"GIR!!! WHY DID YOU EAT MY ALARM CLOCK!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"
Prof. Membrane watched as his daughter ran by the table, chasing the foreign dog that had been hanging around lately. Dib jumped down that stairs into the kitchen after Gaz, then out the front door, "bye dad!"
Gaz had managed to grab the green dog's ear, and was yanking on it hard. She looked up when the door was slammed. Giving one last hard tug on GIR's ear, she ran out to follow Dib. Flinging open the door, Gaz ran straight into Dib, who was standing there looking at all the squad cars that lined the streets.
"Ee, man! What is going on!" Dib exclaimed, not even noticing Gaz run into him.
Gaz stumbled a bit, "Dib! MOVE NOW!!!"
Dib looked behind him, "Gaz! Look at all these cops, what do you think is going on."
"I know what is going to be going on if you don't start to move!" Gaz said, shoving Dib down the sidewalk, and then darting towards skool.

Gaz made it through the crowded halls, easily or more easily then it was for Dib who was being squashed between bodies while Gaz had a wide berth to travel through.
Walking into her classroom, everyone looked up then quickly looked away. One girl, dared to come near her, "Gaz did you notice all the cop cars around?"
Gaz just glared at the brown haired girl, "Yeah.... Well, it's because Princess S came! From S land, they're famous for their sheep! They're staying at the embassy and there's going to be a ball tonight! Isn't it romantic!"
Gaz's cheek twitched, and the girl started to back away. "Just thought I'd let you know, eep!" She ran away screaming.
Gaz heard a clunk, and saw GIR sitting on her desk, "you need to work on your people skills!"
The little robots black paws were wrapped around a newspaper, which he spread out on the desk and flipped a page to an article about Princess S. "I like sheep..."

Later that day, at the arcade Dib and Zita stood inside the arcade. Zita was leaning against one of the games, while Dib was behind a fern. "Why do I have to be behind the plant," he asked.
"I don't want anyone to see me here with YOU! They might start to think things," Zita hissed, "where is your sister?"
The doors slid open, and in walked Gaz with GIR clinging to her head.
"Where were you?!" Zita demanded, crossing her arms, "I had to sit here listening to HIM talk about aliens!"
Gaz frowned, "I had to redo a test that I happened to fail because GIR tried to give me the right answers...."
Zita sighed, "Why did I have to be chosen as I scout! There are better things to do then run around with you crazy people!"
GIR and Gaz looked at Zita who looked serious.
"Who is this princess we're supposed to find! Where is she supposed to be, don't you know anything! I need to know, or else I'll leave." Zita continued.
"You'll leave my-" Gaz growled but was cut off by GIR, "I can't tell you! It's a secret! The shadow lady told me not to say anything, so I was like 'OK!' and soooo."
Dib had now come out from behind the plant, "we need info though! Isn't there anything you can tell us. Like what is the crystal, who is the enemy, what is Zim's biggest weakness?"
"I don't knoooow! The enemy is not posed' to be here! I think...Yeah...wait...no....mmmmm." GIR tapped his chin, almost looking like he was thinking.
"I thought we were supposed to fight the enemy?! Like a superhero or something!" Dib exclaimed.
GIR shook his head, "you were chosen to protect the pretty lady! That we can't find cause," GIR trailed off, "they kinda hided her. Like in hide and seek, she's really good at it!"
Dib blinked, "sealed away?"
"Why would they do that, that's just stupid!" Zita murmured.
"They don't want anyone to find her! She has a shiny thing with her! Silver Imperium Crystal! It's on steroids!"
"Steroids?" Zita and Dib both asked, confused.
"You aren't fully sailor scouts yet, we need two more people in skimpy skirts!" GIR explained, "then you will be complete and member' everything! And the pretty lady will appear!"
"How do we become, complete?" Zita inquired, trying to get everything straight.
"I donno!" GIR declared, pulling out a pig, "but Gaz is your leader!"
Dib and Zita looked at the purple haired Goth who had long since left to play once of the arcade games.
"Gaz is the leader?" Dib questioned, trying to think of his sister leading them into anything besides un-Earthly harm.
Zita scowled, "all she does is play video games."
Everyone looked up as someone walked through from the back room. They had wild red hair and glasses that wouldn't allow anyone to see their eyes. A white apron was over a black trench coat.
They looked confused out the door at all the police cars, then noticed the customers. "Hello poor individuals who are caught in the web known as humanity," he noticed the glances he got, "what can I do for you?" When the man got no reply, he sighed, "any of you know why there are all the cops out?"
"A princess came here! Now can you please fall silent so I can finish this level," Gaz grunted.
"A princess? What kind of princess?"
"I got a picture of her!" Keef giggled, popping up.
Dib, Zita, and the arcade guy looked at him as he rolled out a poster of a girl that looked like a....well, a sheep. She had curly pale hair on her head, a stupid grin on her face, and large blank green eyes.
"She kinda looks like Keef," Dib commented.

"D land treasure, hm, that's worth a look." A white-gloved hand passed over an orb that had a picture of the newspaper on it.
The glove belonged to Nephrite, who looked at the large gothic looking arches that were around him, and then turned to see a skeleton in a glass case. "I will revive you, Jadeite! All I have to do is believe, and find the crystal!"
"Yes Nephrite. Once we find the crystal you can revive Jadeite. Then the Doom Kingdom shall rule the Skool B...I mean the Universe!" Queen Bitters hissed, causing Nephrite to shudder.
"The crystal, I want to know how much doom is in it! FIND IT!" Her voice rose, so it sounded like nails being drug over a chalkboard.

Gaz and Dib both appeared at their house around the same time. Dib opened the door and walked in. Gaz and GIR followed him.
Dib almost fainted when he saw his dad in the kitchen, "dad?!"
Prof Membrane looked up, "hello son."
"Why are you here? And why do you have a bow tie on your lab coat?" Dib asked, as Gaz came up next to him.
"He's probably going to the ball," Gaz said.
Prof. Membrane nodded, "that's right! I was invited to go to the ball at the embassy tonight. Is my tie on straight?"
Dib faltered, "er yeah. Is that a clip on?"
"You be good," Prof. Membrane said, already walking out the door.
Dib and Gaz just stood there. "I WANT TO GO TO THE BALL!!!!" GIR cried out, "I WANNA BE PRETTY!!!"
Dib looked at him, "that's just stupid, GIR."
GIR wasn't paying attention, as he jumped onto Gaz's head, "you can be a princess!!!"
"No! NO! Never!!!! NEVER!" Gaz said, trying to get GIR off her head.
"Get off!"
"Only if you be a princess!" GIR replied, holding tight.
"No!! Come on, GIR, get off!"
GIR didn't budge, and Gaz let out a growl as she brought out the pink pen, "MOON POWER TURN ME INTO A PRINCESS!"
The light wrapped around Gaz's body, as her black dress morphed into a long flowing white silk strapless dress with many layers and white roses along the upper chest
and on the hips. A large pale bow was on the back that had ribbon streaming down onto the floor. Her gloves were also white, and they reached up to her upper arm. On her feet were white high heels, which sparkled in the light. A small crown sat on her head, with a purple gem in the middle.
"So preeeetty!" GIR sighed, dropping to the floor.
"Good you're off my head, so now I ca-HEY!" Gaz shouted as GIR took the pink pen and her brooch.
"What happens if there are any enemies there?" Gaz questioned.
GIR shrugged, when Dib walked into the room. His eyes nearly popped out of his head, "G-g-Gaz?! What happened!"
Gaz let out a growl while GIR giggled, "Gaz is pretty!"

Zita, Dib, Gaz and GIR stood outside the large embassy building. Dib was in a black tuxedo while Zita stood there with her arms crossed in a purple velvet dress with a large white collar and a blue flower in the middle. "Why do I have to be here, especially with Dib!"
"It's a masquerade ball, no one will know who is who," Dib said, frustrated.
They went inside, into a large ballroom that was lushly decorated. Tuxedos ranged from black to white to blue while dresses came in every color imaginable. Everyone had a mask over their eyes, so they weren't recognizable.
Dib and Zita started off into the crowds, with their mask on to investigate. "Where's your sister?"
Dib looked behind him, at Gaz who seemed to be very unhappy, "pre-occupied."
"I feel like a balloon," Gaz said under her breath, as she watched the people waltz by. She almost wished she had someone to dance with, but her tougher side wouldn't even let her consider that.
Prof. Membrane looked back and caught site of Gaz, but his time with his children was limited so he didn't really recognize her.
Gaz sighed, when someone ran into her, spilling wine on her dress, "Oh, I'm sorry!"
Gaz's cheek twitched, as she looked down at the dress, "great. Now I'll stick out even more."
She looked around for a sink, as she went off into a less populated area of the ballroom. She flew by a small balcony, where someone in a black tuxedo was standing. They watched Gaz disappear, and picked up a small piece of paper that had fluttered onto the ground. It read, "Game Slave 2 Games Coupon. This belongs to Gaz Membrane."
Gaz stopped when she realized she was lost, "where am I. Where are Dib and Zita." She just saw the dancing crowd.
Gaz got a sinking feeling, "I'm dressed up as this balloon, but I don't have any purpose to be here."
"Princess of meat and hair, may I have this dance?"
Gaz felt herself being spun around and looking into a white mask, a familiar mask. "Tuxedo mask?! What?"
Gaz looked at his face, which was washed over in moonlight from the balcony opening. His black hair had a blown back look. He was wearing a dark tuxedo over a white dress shirt. The only thing that was missing was the long flowing cape.
Gaz felt the grip tighten on her hand, and she felt blood rush to her face.
"Gaz!"
Gaz turned to see GIR running over to her, "GIR?!"
When she looked back for Tuxedo Mask, he was gone. She had a warm feeling wash over her.
"We found princess S, she has sheep!" GIR squealed, grabbing Gaz's gloved hand and dragging her through the crowd to a throne with the girl from the poster sitting. She was wearing a puffy blue dress.
"So, what's special about her?" Gaz asked.
"Nothing! I think...." GIR replied.
"Where's the treasure?"

"I can't wait to see the treasure." A woman in a long red dress said to her companion, another lady in a pearl colored dress.
"Yes, it's such an opportunity."
Princess S looked up as a man bowed in front of her, "it is almo" "I know, I know....Baa." She said, then looked over at a lady who was wearing what looked like a power suit. Except it showed her belly, and along the belt were large dark gems. Her long dark hair hung over her shoulders.
"You, you!" Princess S said, waving her hand.
The lady looked at her, "yes?"
"Can you show me to my room, I'll get lost." She bleated the last part.
The two walked down a dark hall. "Every thing's always about the treasure," Princess S muttered, bleating on her a's.
"If I were prettier, it would be different....No one cares about me."
The lady smirked, "that's right, no one cares about your poor, doomed soul. The treasure is mine now!"
A shadow flew into the Princess' body, and the odd power suit fell to the ground empty. Princess S, then scuttled to her room.
"Your majesty?" Two official looking men opened the door to Princess S's room.
The princess turned and glared at them, clutching a chest. The two men froze, and she smirked, "I've got the treasure!"
She took madly off down the hall, yelling at bystanders as she passed through the main ballroom.
Gaz watched as Princess S made her way towards where they were, "she's gone nuts!"
"She's gonna go splat after she falls off the balcony." GIR giggled, as Gaz's eyes bugged out.
"Princess S!" Gaz tried to tackle the mad girl.
"Get off of me!" Gaz found herself being flipped over the back, and right off the balcony.
"That's what I get for trying to save people!" Gaz thought, before a gloved hand grabbed her.
Gaz looked up at Tuxedo Mask, who was hanging over the edge. "Don't let go!"
She felt the grip on her hand tighten, and heard a grunt from her savior, "I don't even know why I'm trying to save you!"
Beep Beep Beep.
Gaz looked at her wrist, where one of the small communicators was.
"Gaz?!" Dib's voice came through static.
"Dib!?"
"The Princess, she's flipped! She's worse then Zim!" Dib said. In the background, Gaz could hear "You will all be my slaves!"
Suddenly, she felt herself drop a bit, Tuxedo Mask was now barely on the balcony, "too much meat!!! TOO MUCH MEAT!"
GIR popped up over the railing, "use the pen!" He flung the pink pen at her, which she miraculously caught.
"What am I going to do, draw my tombstone?!" Gaz yelled angrily, before she noticed the pen growing in her hand.
It turned into an umbrella the moment Tuxedo Mask fell over the side. The air that was rushing up caught in the fabric, and caused them to almost flip, but it was enough to slow the fall. They hit the ground, "you saved me." Tuxedo Mask looked at her, before taking off.
Gaz smirked, "I'm glad we are at the same level here."
Gaz almost fell over when something hit her in the head. She looked onto the ground and saw her brooch. "No way, I'm not doing THAT again!"
But the purple haired girl picked up the brooch anyways, "Moon Prism Power!"
When she was done transforming, she felt something missing. "My tiara...." Gaz remembered her using it to destroy Jadeite.
A warm feeling started to wash over her, and Gaz's eyes popped open as the heavy feeling on her forehead reappeared. Only this time, it was heavier. Gaz felt it, it was the same, until you came to the center were there was a large stone. It had two fine pieces of metal coming from it in an arch. "Well, if I threw this it would definitely knock whoever out..."

"Gaz!" Dib and Zita turned to her as she jumped over the balcony railing. They were both also transformed.
"They're being sucked into that black thing!" Dib yelped, pointing at a large black hole. Gaz looked at it, as it morphed into a twisted looking face.
"Your doomed energy belongs to me now!"
There was a click, as Zita put one high-heeled foot onto a table, "Your definitely crazy! Insane One Be Gone!"
Nothing happened, at least to the twisted face. Dib was trying to control the nosebleed he was getting from Zita's skirt riding up. ((AN: I so evil!))
"When you want to see in a dark closet, turn the light on!"
Gaz heard Tuxedo Mask's voice.
"Make the light bounce of your tiara and aim it at Princess S!" GIR shouted, jumping onto Dib's head.
Gaz moved her white-gloved hand up to the tiara, "I won't let you possess the princess! On behalf of the moon, and my sanity you are punished!"
Pale Moonlight flooded over Gaz, "Moon Twilight Flash!
The light all turned into one beam and hit the black hole head on.

Nephrite jumped back, "that wench destroyed my shadow!"

Gaz looked over at all the unconscious bodies. Dib had his hand over his face, as he looked around and Zita seemed to almost not look annoyed. They looked over as Princess S got up.
All their mouths dropped open. Her hair had fallen from its sheepy look, and now hung in long waves down her back, "my hair!"
With a quick movement, she had placed it back in the large ball on her head. The trio moved into the shadows as the crowd started to get up, as if nothing had happened.
"Humans really don't pick up on much, do they?" Dib said, looking at the crowd.
They all looked as a voice came over the loudspeaker, "ladies and gentleman, the S land Treasure!"
Everyone turned princess S opened the chest. Slowly, she pulled out a diamond statue of a....Sheep?
"Made of 2100 Carats of diamond, a statue of S lands mascot!" Princess S crowed.
"That's it?!" Dib said, looking at the statue.
"I guess so..." Zita replied, "Where's your sister?"

Gaz wandered off, looking for something to drink. "Don't they have any soda's around here?"
She saw a table full of clear looking drinks, "well that will do."
She picked one up and gulped it down. The world quickly went a little blurry, and her face flushed. "Screw soda! I'm sticking with these, er, clear drinks from now on!"
Gaz stumbled a bit, and knocked into someone.
The person looked down through their mask, "you humans never cease to amaze me...."
With that, they scooped up Gaz who giggled and rubbed against their chest.
"Eh!" The eyes widened behind the mask.
Placing her down on a small seat that was near a large arched window, Tuxedo Mask looked down at Gaz. "You.....You are definitely a strange human."
He found himself leaning down towards the sleeping sailor's face. ((AN: Oooo, mushy!))
Their lips met, the tuxedoed figure leaning over the sleeping purple haired girl. A crescent moon in the background.
"Get away from GAZ!"
"Aw.....You ruined the moment..."
Two voices startled Tuxedo Mask, and he turned around to see a boy in a sailor outfit much like Sailor Moon's, only in shades of blue. Next to him, was a little green dog with a crescent moon glued to his head, "the Calvary arrives."
"Who are you?!" Dib, hissed, glaring at the figure who he had caught kissing his sister.
"Tuxedo Mask...." He turned fully to face the two.
"Why are you here, why are you always appearing?! And do you have chicken legs?" GIR asked.
"I am searching for the Silver Imperium Crystal, just like you, only I will find it...ME!!!!!! ME!"
"So, you are our enemy?" Dib asked, clenching his fists.
"We are searching for the same thing........So, we may be enemies."
Dib had this feeling that he already was an enemy with this person.


DOO DOO DOO!!!! I need help!!! I don't know who to make Sailor Jupiter.....At first I was going to make it Keef....Then I thought about Sarah! I don't know!!! What should I doooo!
Next Chapter: Invader Jupiter