Sorry this took so long to get out! This week has been crazy, I had about a million tests
because my teachers all thought it would be nice to squeeze another test in before finals.
Umm well thank you assholes. Ooops, sorry, sorry, sorry. On Friday I went to the mall
for the first time in months, god it felt good to get out of the house. And I decided that I
want my tongue pierced...but I'll have to wait til I'm 18. So thats about 3 years, 1 month,
and 16 days from now I guess? Geesh why don't I just start the damn chapter already -
Chapter 23.....
Before Goku could say anything Bulma began to snap at him. "You know Goku, it's bad
enough that Vegeta and Gohan are being way to sensitive about all of this, I thought that
you would at least act like a normal person. Ok, so I'm taking a break from working. You
don't need to bite my head off. And another thing, I don't think this is very nice of you."
Goku stood speechless for a second and then shook his head confused. "Go on in Bulma, I
think Chichi wants to talk to you."
He held the door opened for her and walked out of the house.
Bulma was speechless. She thought for sure that Goku would make her turn back around
and work in her lab again. 'Hmmm I have to talk to Chichi about this.'
"Chichi?," Bulma called as she walked through to the kitchen, where she then found
Chichi sitting at the table with a cup of tea.
"Bulma," Chichi said, smiling as she excitedly motioned for her to sit down, "Great news!
Goku thinks this whole thing is just plain stupid, and he won't kill any of the children
when they get back! He only asks that we tell him what we're doing. That's one down
and 2 to go. Not bad, don't you think?"
Bulma smiled sadly. "Chichi, I'm not sure what I'm going to do about this."
Chichi cocked her head, confused. "What do you mean?"
"Well, Vegeta's being such an ass with this whole thing," Bulma began, "and now he's
making me build a spaceship, and-"
"A spaceship?!," Chichi gasped.
"You mean you didn't know?," Bulma asked.
Chichi shook her head and got up from the table quickly. She ran to the phone and dialed
to the other Capsule house, where Videl was. "Videl?," Chichi said as soon as she heard
the phone pick up. "Videl sweetie, you have to come over here RIGHT NOW. I think we
need to do some more planning or something so our children don't get killed."
Videl immediately felt a weight drop in the pit of her stomach. "Oh no....," she muttered,
"I'll be right there." She hung up and hurried out the door. As soon as Videl ran in
Chichi sat down and Videl sat next to her.
"Okay Bulma," Chichi said, "Now what's this with Vegeta making you build a spaceship?"
Videl gasped. Bulma nodded sadly as if to assure her that what Chichi said was true.
Then she began, a bit angrily, "Okay, it's like this...gosh I don't know where to start....
okay. This morning I went downstairs to get some breakfast, and I find VEGETA
standing there. He tells me I have to make a god damn spaceship. So I'm thinking, 'okay,
I'll go in my lab and just kind of stay in there for a few hours, I won't even really build a
ship.' But the asshole STANDS in the doorway and WATCHES me the WHOLE
FUCKIN' TIME!!"
"Bulma calm down," Chichi said soothingly. "All Saiyan men are proven assholes. Even
my son is not exempt."
Bulma gave Chichi a thank-you smile. Videl wrinkled her forehead in deep thought, and
finally sighed. "Well what can we do?," she asked.
"I don't know, dear," Chichi said, "if only we can talk to them and warn them that there
are some angry fathers on their way to find them...."
Bulma slapped her forehead suddenly much to Chichi and Videl's surprise...and confusion.
"I'm SUCH an idiot!," Bulma exclaimed, "Of COURSE we can talk to them! There's still
the radio-transmitter! Not the video-phone, the radio-transmitter! It's like a normal
phone!" Suddenly Bulma's eyes widened and her expression changed as she remembered
something.
(FLASHBACK - from chapter 21)
"Vegeta, quit sulking," Bulma called from her vanity table as she was brushing her hair
and getting ready for bed.
"I'm not sulking, woman," he said in a tone that told you he was, indeed, sulking. He
was sitting on the railing of their balcony, staring at the starry space before him.
"Look," she said as she came up behind him and wrapped her arms around his neck and
kissed his cheek, "I could try to use the radio-transmitter tomorrow. I'll ask them how
long they intend to stay up there..."
"No, you'll demand that they come home," Vegeta ordered.
"No, I won't," Bulma said sweetly, "they're adults now, and they know what they're
doing-"
"No they don't!," Vegeta yelled, "If they did, then Bra wouldn't have been lip-locking
with that half-wit!"
"Oh get over it, Vegeta."
"No, I will not get over it! I want them HOME!"
"Well that's just too bad."
(END OF FLASHBACK)
"That asshole!," Bulma exclaimed.
"What's wrong?," Chichi asked worriedly.
"Ooooh he thinks he can outsmart me does he?," Bulma ranted. She was definitely on the
rampage now. "Do you know what he did?," She asked no one in general. "Last night I
told him that I had a radio-transmitter that we could use to contact the kids today. He
wanted me to demand that they return home. I said too bad. And THAT'S why he's
making me build a spaceship instead of contacting them!"
Bulma's outburst was met by two confused stares. She took a breath and continued, more
slowly and calmly. "He made me totally forget about the transmitter because he knew that
if we contacted them and demanded that they come home, they wouldn't do it. They
would instead take it as a warning that they shouldn't come home any time soon, and they
should hide their location better."
Videl and Chichi's eyes widened in realization. "I didn't think a Saiyan man could have
THAT much sense in him!," Videl breathed in admiration of the clever plan.
"Well I didn't either," Bulma said, "and that's why his plan almost worked." She paused
for a minute as her mind swirled with plans of revenge. "I've got it."
"What?," Chichi and Videl asked in unison.
"We'll call and tell the kids to come home. They should be back in two days. But I'll
finish building that ship first," she said, "and send Gohan and Vegeta up there looking for
the kids. The kids should return a few hours after they leave."
"Ooooh Bulma," Videl squealed, "that's a great plan! I can't wait to see my Panny
again!"
Bulma beamed. "Let's go call them now."
The women hurried to the lab, and were almost there when they were stopped by Vegeta.
"What are you doing woman?," he asked gruffly as he eyed the other two women.
"Well, I told Chichi and Videl about the spaceship....," Bulma began convincingly, "and
well, we decided that we were kind of excited. I mean, we want to see our children again.
I'm going to show them the spaceship. We won't be long, Veggie."
He grunted and allowed them to walk in, but stood by the door and stared at them. Chichi
and Videl were beginning to get nervous, they didn't know what they were going to do if
Vegeta was standing at the door. But Bulma easily solved that problem.
"So as I was saying," Bulma began loudly, "My pregnancy with Trunks was much worse
than my pregnancy with Bra. I was actually relieved when my water broke..." Vegeta left
the doorway instantly. "Works every time," Bulma stated matter-of-factly as she shut the
lab door. She looked out the window and watched Vegeta enter the gravity room.
"Perfect," Bulma said, the turned to Videl quickly, "now where is *your* pain in the ass
husband?"
"Went with Goku this morning to train with Piccolo," she answered quickly.
"Great. Let's go," Bulma said as she pulled some machines over to a desk and began to
set them up.
Somewhere in Space......
While exploring the spaceship, Pan and Bra came upon another game, which turned out to
be much more fun than the newly-wed game. They ran up to Trunks and Goten, who
were watching tv, and told them that they just *had* to play it. They shrugged and
agreed. Once again they discarded the rules and played their own way.
"Okay," Pan said, "Here's what you do. I give you three clues, and you have to tell me
what I'm talking about. So -" Everyone stopped as they heard a low beeping noise. The
noise soon stopped, however, so they decided to forget about it.
"Wait," Goten interrupted, "what is this game called?"
"Dirty Minds," Pan and Bra said together. Trunks and Goten smirked and listened as Pan
read the clues.
"Clue One: I'm a four letter word. Clue Two: I'm a name for a woman. Clue three: I
end in -u-n-t."
"That's easy," Trunks said smirking. "cunt."
"NO," Pan said, "The correct answer is AUNT!"
Trunks jaw dropped as Pan and Bra rolled on the floor with laughter. Goten bit back his
laughter for his friend's sake, though he had to admit that it was pretty funny. He was
beginning to really like this game.
"Okay okay," Trunks said as he grabbed one of the question books. "How about this one.
Clue one: All day long I'm in and out. Clue two: I discharge loads from my shaft. Clue
three: Both men and women go down on me." They all began to laugh uncontrollably.
Bra thanked her mother for putting this game on board, but then realized that her
MOTHER put this game on the ship....she shrugged.
"Okay what is it?," Pan asked.
"I'm not tellin..." Trunks said as he hid the book behind his back. Pan tackled him for it
and after a while of rolling around on the floor, Trunks gave her the book and she kissed
him sweetly.
"An elevator!," Pan exclaimed.
Everyone began to laugh.
Back on Earth...
"Okay, I've reached the ship!," Bulma exclaimed. She fiddled around with the controls
for a minute and frowned. "We can hear them, but they can't hear us right now. I have to
fix that...." she continued to work on the gadget as Videl and Chichi leaned in to listen to
them.
(A/N: okay, everything after the low beeping that everyone ignores is what the mothers
hear...hehe)
"Bulma!," Videl exclaimed, "What kind of game is that?!"
"Oh, heh heh, uh well its really funny actually..." she received odd stares from the other
two women, so finally she threw her hands up and exclaimed, "What was I supposed to
do?! Put a game of 'Mouse Trap' or 'Operation' up there to keep our teenagers
occupied?!"
"Well...," Chichi said slowly, "no...I guess not..."
"Well then stop giving me those looks." She fiddled around with the switches for a
minute or two then threw her screwdriver up in the air happily. "I've got it!," she
exclaimed.
Okay, that was my chapter.
Again, I'm sorry it took so long!
And Dirty Minds is an actual game, I got it at Spencer's at the Mall. It is such a great
game, I LOVE IT. Cuz I have a dirty mind. lol
Meg if you need any dirty clues then email me and I'll give you a lot of funny ones!
And thanks for the reviews everyone! We have so many! But of course, we could use
more....REVIEW!!!
because my teachers all thought it would be nice to squeeze another test in before finals.
Umm well thank you assholes. Ooops, sorry, sorry, sorry. On Friday I went to the mall
for the first time in months, god it felt good to get out of the house. And I decided that I
want my tongue pierced...but I'll have to wait til I'm 18. So thats about 3 years, 1 month,
and 16 days from now I guess? Geesh why don't I just start the damn chapter already -
Chapter 23.....
Before Goku could say anything Bulma began to snap at him. "You know Goku, it's bad
enough that Vegeta and Gohan are being way to sensitive about all of this, I thought that
you would at least act like a normal person. Ok, so I'm taking a break from working. You
don't need to bite my head off. And another thing, I don't think this is very nice of you."
Goku stood speechless for a second and then shook his head confused. "Go on in Bulma, I
think Chichi wants to talk to you."
He held the door opened for her and walked out of the house.
Bulma was speechless. She thought for sure that Goku would make her turn back around
and work in her lab again. 'Hmmm I have to talk to Chichi about this.'
"Chichi?," Bulma called as she walked through to the kitchen, where she then found
Chichi sitting at the table with a cup of tea.
"Bulma," Chichi said, smiling as she excitedly motioned for her to sit down, "Great news!
Goku thinks this whole thing is just plain stupid, and he won't kill any of the children
when they get back! He only asks that we tell him what we're doing. That's one down
and 2 to go. Not bad, don't you think?"
Bulma smiled sadly. "Chichi, I'm not sure what I'm going to do about this."
Chichi cocked her head, confused. "What do you mean?"
"Well, Vegeta's being such an ass with this whole thing," Bulma began, "and now he's
making me build a spaceship, and-"
"A spaceship?!," Chichi gasped.
"You mean you didn't know?," Bulma asked.
Chichi shook her head and got up from the table quickly. She ran to the phone and dialed
to the other Capsule house, where Videl was. "Videl?," Chichi said as soon as she heard
the phone pick up. "Videl sweetie, you have to come over here RIGHT NOW. I think we
need to do some more planning or something so our children don't get killed."
Videl immediately felt a weight drop in the pit of her stomach. "Oh no....," she muttered,
"I'll be right there." She hung up and hurried out the door. As soon as Videl ran in
Chichi sat down and Videl sat next to her.
"Okay Bulma," Chichi said, "Now what's this with Vegeta making you build a spaceship?"
Videl gasped. Bulma nodded sadly as if to assure her that what Chichi said was true.
Then she began, a bit angrily, "Okay, it's like this...gosh I don't know where to start....
okay. This morning I went downstairs to get some breakfast, and I find VEGETA
standing there. He tells me I have to make a god damn spaceship. So I'm thinking, 'okay,
I'll go in my lab and just kind of stay in there for a few hours, I won't even really build a
ship.' But the asshole STANDS in the doorway and WATCHES me the WHOLE
FUCKIN' TIME!!"
"Bulma calm down," Chichi said soothingly. "All Saiyan men are proven assholes. Even
my son is not exempt."
Bulma gave Chichi a thank-you smile. Videl wrinkled her forehead in deep thought, and
finally sighed. "Well what can we do?," she asked.
"I don't know, dear," Chichi said, "if only we can talk to them and warn them that there
are some angry fathers on their way to find them...."
Bulma slapped her forehead suddenly much to Chichi and Videl's surprise...and confusion.
"I'm SUCH an idiot!," Bulma exclaimed, "Of COURSE we can talk to them! There's still
the radio-transmitter! Not the video-phone, the radio-transmitter! It's like a normal
phone!" Suddenly Bulma's eyes widened and her expression changed as she remembered
something.
(FLASHBACK - from chapter 21)
"Vegeta, quit sulking," Bulma called from her vanity table as she was brushing her hair
and getting ready for bed.
"I'm not sulking, woman," he said in a tone that told you he was, indeed, sulking. He
was sitting on the railing of their balcony, staring at the starry space before him.
"Look," she said as she came up behind him and wrapped her arms around his neck and
kissed his cheek, "I could try to use the radio-transmitter tomorrow. I'll ask them how
long they intend to stay up there..."
"No, you'll demand that they come home," Vegeta ordered.
"No, I won't," Bulma said sweetly, "they're adults now, and they know what they're
doing-"
"No they don't!," Vegeta yelled, "If they did, then Bra wouldn't have been lip-locking
with that half-wit!"
"Oh get over it, Vegeta."
"No, I will not get over it! I want them HOME!"
"Well that's just too bad."
(END OF FLASHBACK)
"That asshole!," Bulma exclaimed.
"What's wrong?," Chichi asked worriedly.
"Ooooh he thinks he can outsmart me does he?," Bulma ranted. She was definitely on the
rampage now. "Do you know what he did?," She asked no one in general. "Last night I
told him that I had a radio-transmitter that we could use to contact the kids today. He
wanted me to demand that they return home. I said too bad. And THAT'S why he's
making me build a spaceship instead of contacting them!"
Bulma's outburst was met by two confused stares. She took a breath and continued, more
slowly and calmly. "He made me totally forget about the transmitter because he knew that
if we contacted them and demanded that they come home, they wouldn't do it. They
would instead take it as a warning that they shouldn't come home any time soon, and they
should hide their location better."
Videl and Chichi's eyes widened in realization. "I didn't think a Saiyan man could have
THAT much sense in him!," Videl breathed in admiration of the clever plan.
"Well I didn't either," Bulma said, "and that's why his plan almost worked." She paused
for a minute as her mind swirled with plans of revenge. "I've got it."
"What?," Chichi and Videl asked in unison.
"We'll call and tell the kids to come home. They should be back in two days. But I'll
finish building that ship first," she said, "and send Gohan and Vegeta up there looking for
the kids. The kids should return a few hours after they leave."
"Ooooh Bulma," Videl squealed, "that's a great plan! I can't wait to see my Panny
again!"
Bulma beamed. "Let's go call them now."
The women hurried to the lab, and were almost there when they were stopped by Vegeta.
"What are you doing woman?," he asked gruffly as he eyed the other two women.
"Well, I told Chichi and Videl about the spaceship....," Bulma began convincingly, "and
well, we decided that we were kind of excited. I mean, we want to see our children again.
I'm going to show them the spaceship. We won't be long, Veggie."
He grunted and allowed them to walk in, but stood by the door and stared at them. Chichi
and Videl were beginning to get nervous, they didn't know what they were going to do if
Vegeta was standing at the door. But Bulma easily solved that problem.
"So as I was saying," Bulma began loudly, "My pregnancy with Trunks was much worse
than my pregnancy with Bra. I was actually relieved when my water broke..." Vegeta left
the doorway instantly. "Works every time," Bulma stated matter-of-factly as she shut the
lab door. She looked out the window and watched Vegeta enter the gravity room.
"Perfect," Bulma said, the turned to Videl quickly, "now where is *your* pain in the ass
husband?"
"Went with Goku this morning to train with Piccolo," she answered quickly.
"Great. Let's go," Bulma said as she pulled some machines over to a desk and began to
set them up.
Somewhere in Space......
While exploring the spaceship, Pan and Bra came upon another game, which turned out to
be much more fun than the newly-wed game. They ran up to Trunks and Goten, who
were watching tv, and told them that they just *had* to play it. They shrugged and
agreed. Once again they discarded the rules and played their own way.
"Okay," Pan said, "Here's what you do. I give you three clues, and you have to tell me
what I'm talking about. So -" Everyone stopped as they heard a low beeping noise. The
noise soon stopped, however, so they decided to forget about it.
"Wait," Goten interrupted, "what is this game called?"
"Dirty Minds," Pan and Bra said together. Trunks and Goten smirked and listened as Pan
read the clues.
"Clue One: I'm a four letter word. Clue Two: I'm a name for a woman. Clue three: I
end in -u-n-t."
"That's easy," Trunks said smirking. "cunt."
"NO," Pan said, "The correct answer is AUNT!"
Trunks jaw dropped as Pan and Bra rolled on the floor with laughter. Goten bit back his
laughter for his friend's sake, though he had to admit that it was pretty funny. He was
beginning to really like this game.
"Okay okay," Trunks said as he grabbed one of the question books. "How about this one.
Clue one: All day long I'm in and out. Clue two: I discharge loads from my shaft. Clue
three: Both men and women go down on me." They all began to laugh uncontrollably.
Bra thanked her mother for putting this game on board, but then realized that her
MOTHER put this game on the ship....she shrugged.
"Okay what is it?," Pan asked.
"I'm not tellin..." Trunks said as he hid the book behind his back. Pan tackled him for it
and after a while of rolling around on the floor, Trunks gave her the book and she kissed
him sweetly.
"An elevator!," Pan exclaimed.
Everyone began to laugh.
Back on Earth...
"Okay, I've reached the ship!," Bulma exclaimed. She fiddled around with the controls
for a minute and frowned. "We can hear them, but they can't hear us right now. I have to
fix that...." she continued to work on the gadget as Videl and Chichi leaned in to listen to
them.
(A/N: okay, everything after the low beeping that everyone ignores is what the mothers
hear...hehe)
"Bulma!," Videl exclaimed, "What kind of game is that?!"
"Oh, heh heh, uh well its really funny actually..." she received odd stares from the other
two women, so finally she threw her hands up and exclaimed, "What was I supposed to
do?! Put a game of 'Mouse Trap' or 'Operation' up there to keep our teenagers
occupied?!"
"Well...," Chichi said slowly, "no...I guess not..."
"Well then stop giving me those looks." She fiddled around with the switches for a
minute or two then threw her screwdriver up in the air happily. "I've got it!," she
exclaimed.
Okay, that was my chapter.
Again, I'm sorry it took so long!
And Dirty Minds is an actual game, I got it at Spencer's at the Mall. It is such a great
game, I LOVE IT. Cuz I have a dirty mind. lol
Meg if you need any dirty clues then email me and I'll give you a lot of funny ones!
And thanks for the reviews everyone! We have so many! But of course, we could use
more....REVIEW!!!
