Okay…here's the deal. I'm still debating on whether or not I should continue my Hazel fic. I haven't really had any good ideas and I haven't been in a "Hazel" mood. A lot of things of happening at school, so I decided to write a fic based on that! And don't worry, this won't be too cliched!! ;)
The whole gang is attending Lincoln High School. They are all sophomores(10th grade) except for Ross, who is a junior(11th grade). Monica is NOT fat…None of the gang are hooked up with eachother. The character's personalities will be introduced in the fic. Let's just say that they're all pretty much the same as on the show…
*based on real life events…hehe*
Disclaimer: I don't own them. *pauses…breaks down crying*
"To solve for the graphing of a quardratic parabella: A squared plus B squared, minus 58, plus or minus the squareroot of X squared, subtrated by the quantity of 50x squared, plus negative 24, into the quantity of A cubed multiplied by B squared…what the hell does that mean?"
"I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea. See, Rachel, I told you sophomore year was gonna be our hardest!"
"Monica, that's exactly what you said last year when we were freshman," Rachel looked up from her new math book.
"Yeah, well…this year's gonna be harder! That's what Ross told me anyway." It was now their lunch period and Monica and Rachel were sitting outside on the table, trying desperately to figure out their just recently assigned math homework.
"I mean, who gives this much homework on the first day of school?! It's unsanitary!" Rachel slammed her book shut.
"It's not my fault Ms. Redman has PMS on her first day back! Besides, we could always ask Ross for help. I'm sure he knows all this stuff." Monica picked around at her untouched food. Just then, someone slammed their books onto their table.
"Jeez guys, thanks for waiting!" Phoebe said sarcastically. She plopped down on the seat next to Monica. "So anyway, what's up?" Her voice had gone from angry to cheerful in a matter of seconds.
"Uggghh, Monica and I were just trying to figure out our math homework. Do you have Ms. Redman?" Rachel looked at Phoebe.
"No…oh no wait, yeah! I think I have her for 5th period. Why?"
"Because she's a bitch, that's why!" A voice was heard from behind them. A small, petite girl with strawberry blond hair sat next to Rachel.
"Oh hey Ally! You scared me!" Monica exclaimed.
"Sorry." Alison laughed. [special thanks to Ally for her beautiful name! :)] "So, what's this talk about Ms. Redman? I hear she wears leather thongs every Monday and Wednesday."
Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel looked at Ally with a puzzled look.
"Hey, I'm just saying what I heard!"
"Okay, anyway…what class do you guys have next?" Monica asked. Everyone checked their new schedule.
"Uhhhh…I have English with Koss." Rachel replied. Ally made a face.
"Ewww! My sister had him two years ago. She told me that he smells like farm animals and that he talks about Elvis a lot." Ally shrugged. "Good thing I don't have him!"
"Well, I have Spanish with Garcia, then math with Redman." Phoebe said.
"Watch out for Redman. I have Science next, with…" Ally started.
"Oyama?" Monica finished. Ally nodded. "Cool, we're in the same class!" The four girls talked for the rest of the lunch period, barely touching their lunches. They were catching up on what everyone did over the summer. Ally finally got her belly button pierced [:)], Monica visited her aunt in Florida, Rachel dumped her most recent boyfriend, and Phoebe unsucessfuly made a voodoo doll.
The bell rang, signaling that lunch was over, and the four girls headed off to their next class.
"Dude, did you hear about Rick?" Joey ran up to Chandler as they were changing classes.
"No, what happened?" Chandler turned and looked at Joey.
"He got suspended for harassing that Asian chick!" Joey's eyes were filled with excitement. He thought it was so cool.
"Nichi Mei??"
"Yeah! Her!! Boy is she screwed! She's all cryin and stuff."
"Screw that! She's probably just faking it all! You know how Nichi Mei can be. She likes that kinda stuff, Joey." Chandler shook his head.
"Yeah…but still, can you believe that Rick was suspended? On our first day back!" Joey laughed. "God, I keep tellin him that he's gonna get bitch slapped one day."
"Yea, that's Rick alright." Chandler paused and looked at his watch. "So, what class ya got now?"
"Frickin Spanish! What do you have?"
"Science."
"Oooohh…with Oyama?" Chandler nodded. "Watch out dude, she may be a small, old, Japaneese lady, but if you jack off in there, she'll be on you like that!" Joey punched Chandler on the arm for emphasis. Chandler winced a little, but didn't want to show that it hurt.
"Okay dude, thanks for the warning. I'm not taking science, so I can't help you there." Chandler yelled to Joey as he started walking away. He watched as Joey met up with his girlfriend, Chelsea Enriquez. Chandler groaned. He was just dumped by his girlfriend yesterday. Chandler dejectedly walked into science and spotted Monica and Ally. He took a seat next to them.
"Hey Chandler. Did you hear about Rick?" Monica whispered when class began to start.
"Yeah, Joey just told me."
"What a crackhead, huh?" Ally jokingly laughed.
"Excuse me, Miss Perez, do you have something you'd like to share with the class??" Ms. Oyama bellowed.
"How the hell does she know my name?" Ally mumbled. She sat up and looked nervously at Ms. Oyama. "Ummm…no…I don't…ma'am."
"Then don't disturb my class young lady!" Ms. Oyama's black eyes looked down furiously at Ally and her friends. They all gulped, including Chandler.
"What's wrong with this dike?" a boy sitting at the other end of the room whispered to his friends. Ms. Oyama's head whipped around in their direction.
"I heard that young man! Detention! All of you!" She pointed to the boy and his friends, but not to Ally and her friends.
"Phew!"
Ally, Monica, and Chandler said in unison. Ms. Oyama turned around and face
them. They were frightened. After a long, cold glare at them, she continued
with her teaching. Only after Ms. Oyama let them work on their own, did Monica
dare to speak again.
"So Chandler, how's things
with you and Stephanie?"
"Ehhhhh…we're okay." He shrugged, lying.
"She broke up with you didn't she?" Ally chimed in.
"How did you know?" Chandler was shocked. He had only told Joey about their breakup.
"Oh please, everyone knows by now!" Ally laughed. Noticing Chandler's worried look, she added. "Kidding! Joey told me. I begged him to. I could tell something was up with you."
"Hey…sorry about that." Monica said sympathetically. She knew how much Chandler liked Stephanie. Truth is, he didn't really. He only went out with her because she was 'pretty'.
"You what?! How could you?!" was Monica's reaction when he finally admitted the truth. Chandler hung his head. Ms. Oyama turned around at the noise while Monica looked around nervously. "How could you…mix amodium chloride with sulfur?!" She tried to cover up. Ms. Oyama didn't seem to buy it at first but turned away a second later.
"I'm sorry okay! It's just…when I found out she liked me, I jumped for it! She's hot Mon! All the guys thought I was cool!" He paused. "Not anymore though…" He trailed off.
"So, who's your rebound chick?" Ally joked. Monica rolled her eyes, while Chandler just continued to stare into space. He was deep in thought, and Monica noticed this.
"Rach, are you guys going to Arturo's?" Ross called out to Rachel as school was ending.
"Yeah! You coming?"
"Of course! Do you know where Mon is?"
"She should be coming any minute now." Ross and Rachel were waiting by their usual spot. Almost every day, since Rachel them were freshmans, they would wait just outside of the school campus until everyone arrived, then head down to Arturo's Pizzeria. Just then, Monica and Chelsea, Joey's girlfriend, came walking down. A few feet behind were Chandler, Phoebe, and Ally. Joey was running from the PE shower room a couple seconds later.
"Hey guys, could you be anymore late?" Ross rolled his eyes at them.
"Shut up, Ross." Monica scolded her older brother.
"You guys, do you know who Nichi Mei is?" Chelsea asked them. Everyone nodded.
"Yeah, she's that Japaneese skinny girl. Why?" Phoebe said.
"Cuz Rick harassed her! Yeah, I heard that during 6th period." Rachel jumped in. She loved gossip.
"No, not because of Rick! I mean, yeah, he did harass her and shit, but is she a bitch?" Chelsea asked casually.
"Uhhhh…yeah, where have you been Chels?" Joey put his arm around her. "Why? And what kind of question was that?"
"I just found out that she's going out with Brandon Verra!" Chelsea said disgustedly. Monica, Ally, Rachel, and Phoebe groaned. Almost every girl at Lincoln High pined over Brandon Verra, the football quarterback.
"Verra?! He's like twice her size!!" Ross laughed. Joey suddenly perked up.
"Speaking of Verra, did you guys hear that rumor?!" He was beginning to sound excited again. Everyone else looked confused and told him to continue. "You guys didn't hear? People were saying that over the summer…someone dared Brandon to give this other guy a blo—" Joey was cut off by the rest of them moaning in disgust.
"Ewwwww!! Are you serious dude?!" Chandler shuddered.
"Did he do it??! He didn't did he?" Ally started panicking. "Oh my god, Brandon's gay!" All the girls started groaning.
"Some guys are sayin he did, but I don't think so. Verra's not into that kinda crap." Joey informed them. They all continued to stick on that subject while they walked to Arturo's. When they arrived at Arturo's, the place was packed. There were hardly any tables.
"Sorry guys, those biker's over there stole your table." Nadia, the waitress they were all familiar, with told them. "We don't got anymore eight-person tables. Sorry…but if you guys want, there's three, three-person tables in that corner right next to each other." she pointed toward a spot near the back of the pizzeria. The gang looked at eachother and shrugged. Ross, Rachel and Phoebe sat at one table, Monica, Chandler, and Ally sat at another, and Joey and Chelsea sat on the last.
"So, Mon, I'll be your lab partner." Ally suggested.
"Actually, I told Chandler that I'd be his…" Monica trailed off.
"Maybe Ms. Oyama will let us have a group of three!!" Chandler said optimistically. The other two looked at him doubtfully.
"Sorry Ally, next time, for sure!" Monica promised. Ally nodded understandingly.
"It's okay Mon. Now I can ask Bobby King if he wants to be my lab partner!" Ally smiled and drifted off into fantasyland. Chandler and Monica looked at eachother and rolled their eyes. Suddenly, Ally snapped out of her trance with a jump. "Oh shit! What time is it?" Monica looked at her watch.
"4:00, why?"
"Frick! I was supposed to go to my mom's office straight after school! Can I use your phone Mon?" Monica gave Ally her cell. Ally walked out of the pizzeria because it was too hard to hear anything.
"Alison Maria Perez, where are you?!" Her mother bellowed into the phone. Ally began to explain her story while everyone watched from inside.
"Do you think she's in trouble?" Joey asked after everyone found out what happened.
"No shit, sherlock!" Chelsea said teasingly.
"Her mom's a real bitch, isn't she?" Phoebe said nochalantly. Everyone looked at her, shocked. "What? The truth hurts!" They all shook their heads at Phoebe's quirkiness, and resumed back to their normal conversations.
"So Mon, ready for our lab tomorrow?"
"Ughhh…don't remind me Chandler." After a comfortable silence, it was broken by Nadia accidentally dropping a tray of cups onto the ground. Monica jumped. Another few minutes went by and was broken, this time, by Chandler speaking.
"Oh, hey, there's something I have to tell you." Chandler lowered his voice.
"What?" Monica was intrigued.
"I'll tell you later." He changed his mind.
"Later?! Tell me now!" Chandler shook his head. "Tell me NOW Chandler!" he just sat there.
"Okay, what does it have to do with?"
Reluctantly, he answered, "It has to do with who I like…"
"Who you like?" Monica inquired. Chandler nodded, exasperated. "Is it a guy?" Monica said softly, almost thinking that was it.
"What?! Hell no Monica!"
"Okay, okay…sorry! Does Joey know?" Monica knew that Chandler confided in Joey the most, then her and Rachel.
"Yes. He's the only person though."
"Does Rachel know?"
"No." For some strange reason, Monica was starting to think that Chandler was going to say he liked her.
"Okay…" she said a little hesitantly. "Am I close to the person?" Monica was going to get this out of him for sure.
"Yes…you're very close to her." Chandler said. Damn, he thought. I said too much. Monica's no fool…
"Ummmmm…" Monica was getting more nervous. "Is it…" she didn't wanna just jump out and say ME, so she stalled a little. "Is it…Rachel?"
"Yes." Chandler couldn't believe his audacity. Monica thought she heard wrong. Chandler had mumbled out a low, soft, yes. She couldn't believe it. He had to be joking.
"Are you serious?!" Monica was now very determined to get everything out of him.
"Yes." He said just as softly as before.
"Don't fuckin kid with me Chandler."
"I'm not!"
"Oh my God!" Monica leaned back in her chair. "Oh my God…oh my god, oh my god." At that point, Ally walked back into the pizzeria. She noticed Monica's bewildered look, and Chandler's blank one.
"Okay, what's goin on here guys?" Monica looked up at Ally and could only mutter out another "Oh my God." Ally looked confused. She turned to the rest of the gang for support. They all shrugged.
"I dunno what they were sayin. We were talkin bout our own problems here." Rachel commented.
Monica perked up when she heard Rachel's voice…the exact way that Chandler did, only the feelings were different. Monica, because she was freaked out; Chandler, because he's developing a huge crush on her…
"Oh my God"
TO BE CONTINUED…obviously, unless you don't want me to continue…please help me out here guys! Leave a review! Please???
Oh, and sorry this chapter was so short…it was kinda just an intro type thing. Whatever. Thankees!! :)
