Person 1: What did you do now?

Moi ô¿ô: Nothing. What everyone is about to see is nothing ^_^

Person 1: Suuuuuuure it's nothing...

Moi ô¿ô: It's only the final chapter of this story. What could be closer to nothing?

Person 1: -_-' I have no clue....

(This was first performed by the cast of Random Acts Of Insanity, done ALL improv, except for the main plot)

Disclaimer: Moi ô¿ô owns nothing mentioned in this fic, except part of the soon to be TV show, Random Acts Of Insanity!

(PS!!!!!!!!!!!- Aeris doesn't know Yuffie in this fic!!!!)

Final Part- Students From HELL

~Aeris Gainsborough....She decided that after the fighting. She just couldn't take it anymore- ~

Aeris: ^_^ *peace sign*

~- so she decided to be.....A teacher.~

Quistis: *interviews Aeris, and writes things down on a clipboard that reads "Seifer is a dick"* And your name is?

Aeris: Aeris Gainsborough.

Quistis: And your age?

Aeris: 22.

Quistis: Why do you think you're qualified for this job?

Aeris: Well, I have lots of experience saving the world, and I think that that's what this establishment is all about.

Quistis: Ok. Can you tell me something about yourself?

Aeris: Well, I'm normally the quiet, compassionate, loving type, so all the fighting has just-

Squall: *from outside of the room* NO! That's not true! You come back here and say that to my FACE!!!!

Aeris: Umm...^_^''' Interesting students you have, here.

Quistis: Well, You have the job. Can you start now?

Aeris: Sure! ^_^ *goes to get her supplies*

Quistis: *makes sure Aeris is out of earshot* Oh, God...I can't stand another day with those brats!!!.........TIME FOR SOME SAKE!!!! ^_____^

~The next day, Aeris is preparing herself for her first day of work.~

Aeris: Ok...I've got my lesson plans...My lucky rose pen....I'm a teacher! I can do this! This is gonna be fun. ^_^

~Inside the classroom...~

Yuffie: *tries to grab Squall's gunblade* Gimmie your gunblade! I wanna fix it!

Squall: You stay away from me!

Yuffie: But I need to put materia in it!!

Squall: Whaaaat!?

Yuffie: That's the only way it'll be cool! Then you'll have all these cool magic spells!

Aeris: *walks in* Good morning, class! ^_^

Squall: Don't put drugs in it- Hi!

Aeris: Good morning, I'm your new teacher, Miss Gainsborough.

Squall: What happened to the other teacher?

Aeris: Miss Trepe? I don't know...I-

~Zell walks in, late, listening to headphones, slaps Yuffie on the forehead and goes to sit behind Squall.~

Zell: Yo, teach! Hey...You're not Quistis....

Yuffie: HEY!! You're mean!!!

Aeris: Hello, students. My name is Miss Gainsborough, and I'm going to be your new teacher.

Yuffie: Aren't you going to punish him!!! *points to Zell, who is bobbing his head to a song on his CD player* He's LATE! He's really really late!

Aeris: Its ok, I was a little late, myself, and seeing as it's my first day....Alright! Let's start off with introductions.

Zell: *kicks Squall in the back*

Squall: *turns around*

Zell: *waves*

Aeris: You, what's your name?

Yuffie: I'm Yuffie!! ^_^

Zell: *throws a spitball at Squall*

Aeris: Yuffie.....Hey, you in the back with it headphones! What are you doing?

Zell: *innocent look* Studying.

Aeris: What did you just throw at the boy in front of you?

Zell: Nothing ^_^

Aeris: I realize that this is my first day, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to crack down on you just a little bit.

Squall: *writes something in his notebook*

Aeris: And what would your name be?

Zell: Zell Dincht. *lifts up Squall's gunblade and makes a stabbing motion*

Aeris: Mr. Dincht?

Yuffie: SQUALL! Watch out!

Squall: *turns around* That is MINE!

Aeris: I.umm.

Yuffie: It STILL needs materia in it!

Squall: You stay away from me with your drugs!!!

Aeris: Class?

Yuffie: Its not drugs! It's magic!

Aeris: I would like-

Zell: You left the door open!

Aeris: *closes door* No I didn't. I would like you all-

Yuffie: *points* It's still open!!

Squall: *writes in his notebook*

Aeris: Thank you Miss..I didn't catch your last name.

Yuffie: Why do you need to know my last name?

Zell: Kisaragi.

Squall: *turns around to Zell* Oh, and you would know everything...

Aeris: *to Squall* And your name?

Squall: Whatever...

Zell: His name's Squall Leonhart..He's a pansy! ^_^ *ruffles Squall's hair*

Yuffie: Heeheehee!

Aeris: Thank you for-

Squall: Touch NOT the hair!

Zell: *makes faces* =() o.O =P ^_^ *_*

Aeris: Mr. Dincht!

Zell: ^_^ Yes m'am?

Aeris: *sigh* Never mind.. Ok, I don't have very informative lesson plans, so if anyone would like to volunteer some help, then I would be very happy.

Zell: *writes "Squall Sux" on a piece of paper and crumples it*

Aeris: Mr. Dincht!!

Zell: Yes m'am? *throws the paper at Squall and misses* AGG! You were three inches in front of me and I missed!!!! *shakes Squall*

Aeris: O-K..

Squall: If you'll excuse me, I have to go back to writing my list.

Everyone: List?

....

Yuffie: HE'S WRITING A HIT LIST!!!!

Zell: Suspend him! SUSPEND him!!!

Yuffie: I feel threatened!!!!

Aeris: Considering his current conditions, I think I may be able to forgive him for this.

Yuffie: You can't say that! You're a teacher!

Aeris: *throws crumpled paper at Yuffie* YES I CAN!!!! ...I mean.

Yuffie: Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Aeris: ^_^''''' OKAAAAAAY!!! Let's start the class with a little yoga lesson, SHALL WE!?!?

Squall: *hands Aeris his "hit list" with a proud grin*

Zell: *continues to throw paper at Squall*

Yuffie: You're supposed to read them! You're supposed to read them!

Aeris: *reads list* Kill Zell, kill weird drug girl, die die, die, die, die, don't kill teacher..

Yuffie: IT STILL NEEDS MATERIA!!

Aeris: SILENCE, CLASS!!!!!!!!!!

Squall: *falls out of chair*

Aeris: I mean...please be quiet...

.....

~Silence is broken by the sound of tearing paper~

Aeris: Mr. Dincht?

Zell: Yes, M'am?

Aeris: May I have your-

Zell: Sure! *spitballs Aeris*

Aeris: No. I want your-

Zell: *spitballs again*

Aeris: Ok...the next person to throw something is going to get suspended..

Squall: *finally reads one of Zell's crumpled papers* I'M Going to KILL YOU!!!! *gets his gunblade*

Zell & Yuffie: DEATH THREATS!

Squall: I was warranted!!!!

Aeris: Mr. Leonhart?

Squall: *manic* YESSSSSS? ^_^

Aeris: Please hand me your sword...

Squall: WHYYYYYY?

Yuffie: It needs materia! Tell him to fix it!!!!

Aeris: Please...Hand me the sword..

Zell: *snatches it and throws it at Aeris*

Aeris: O.O

~The gunblade sticks in the wall~

Squall: *turns to Zell* YOOOOUUU!!!

Yuffie: Is the teacher gonna put materia in it??

Aeris: ~_~ Mr. Leonhart! May I please have Mr. Dincht's notebook?

Zell: *takes everyone's notebook and throws them all at Aeris*

Aeris: *dodges the notebooks in time, but gets hit by a paper airplane* I..I.I.*tears up the airplane*

Zell: Destruction of property!!! *points at Aeris*

Yuffie: Gee.You're not very nice..

Zell: *decides to choke Squall*

Squall: Ack!

Aeris: *sits on the floor and starts to meditate*

Yuffie: What's the teacher doing?

Zell: Hey, Leonhart! What's the teacher doing?

Squall: Ack! *can't breathe*

Yuffie: Is she broken??

Zell: *lets go of Squall* FLOWER!! *hold up Aeris's pen*

Squall: *pokes Aeris in the forehead*

Aeris: *wakes up instantly* GET THE HELL OFF OF MY PEN!

Yuffie: *takes the pen* Oh, Zell! I didn't know you cared!

Zell: I don't!

Aeris: Miss Kisaragi, give me my pen...

Yuffie: But it's so pretty! ^_^ *hugs it*

Zell: I have to hurry! This way! He's gotta be stopped! Otherwise-

Yuffie: Whatcha reading?

Zell: Manga!!

Squall and Yuffie: MANGA!?!?!? ^_________^

Zell: Everyone gather 'round!

Yuffie: I LOVE Fushigi Yugi!

Squall: NAKEDNESS!!!

Aeris: There shall be no porn in my classroom! *takes the manga book*

Yuffie: It's not porn! Its manga, DUH!!

Zell: What's wrong with this teacher anyway?

Squall: I dunno..

Aeris: ALRIGHT THEN!

Squall: *gets up and leaves*

Aeris: O.o WHERE are you going? Mr. Leonhart! I don't believe you have permission to leave this class!

Yuffie: *gets out poker cards and shuffles them*

Zell: *spitballs Aeris again*

Aeris: *is falling apart* Breathe..breathe...

Squall: *comes back with a can of Moogle Moogle Cola and sits down*

Zell: *plays poker* Hit me! HIT ME!!

Yuffie: *hits Zell*

Zell: OWW! My hair!!!

Yuffie: You told me to hit you!!

Squall: *gargles the cola*

Zell: THAT'S...AGHHH! *pushes Yuffie away and throws the cards in the air*

Yuffie: MY CARDS!!!

Aeris: Nice cards..NOW PUT THEM AWAY!

Yuffie: I don't wanna!!!

Zell: *hits Squall in the back of the head* Stop gargling!!

Squall: *spits his cola all over Aeris*

Aeris: O.O !!!!!

Yuffie: HAHAHAHHAAA!! Nice one Squall!

Zell: Encore!!!

Aeris: *puts her head in her hands and cries*

Squall: *wipes his mouth*

Aeris: *weep*

Yuffie: Hey, teacher lady! Are you ok?

Zell: What's wrong with her?

Squall: Is she dying?

Aeris: ;_; Ahhhhhh!!! *weeps*

Zell: Wanna go get some hot dogs?!?

Yuffie: YEAH!! WOOOO!!!

Squall: WOOOOO!!!

~The evil spwan-of-satan students exit the classroom~

Aeris: I give up...

~Later..~

Quistis: *drinks sake while lounging on a heavily padded leather chair* Ahhhh..This is the life ^_^ *happy sip*

Aeris: *scrambles in* I can't take it! I can't take it! I quit! I quit I quit I QUIT!!

Quistis: *throws her sake across the room* WHAT!??! NOOO!! No! You can't leave!!! *latches on to Aeris's leg*

Aeris: T-Take the confiscated cards..T-Take the porn! Take the notebooks! *drops it all on Quistis*

Quistis: You can't leave! We need so much help around here!!!!!

Aeris: Take your lesson plans and text books!!

~Zell and Squall walk by and enter the office~

Zell: Hi, teacher lady!! ^_^

Squall: *takes Aeris's picture* For the record.

Aeris: Take my lucky pen.You're GONNA NEED IT!!!

Zell: *spitballs Aeris*

Aeris: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!! I DON'T WORK HERE ANYMORE!!!

Quistis: *weeps on the floor*

Zell: *glomps Aeris*

Aeris: *grabs a sword from the lost and found* I can't take it..I'm gone! And if I ever see you again.I will kill you so fast that you won't even know who your mother is!!

Squall and Zell: *shrug* We don't know anyway.

Aeris: *steps over the weeping Quistis* You have my pity..

Squall: *takes a picture of Quistis*

THE END!!!! ô¿ô