Person 1: What did you do now?
Moi ô¿ô: Nothing. What everyone is about to see is nothing ^_^
Person 1: Suuuuuuure it's nothing...
Moi ô¿ô: It's only the final chapter of this story. What could be closer to nothing?
Person 1: -_-' I have no clue....
(This was first performed by the cast of Random Acts Of Insanity, done ALL improv, except for the main plot)
Disclaimer: Moi ô¿ô owns nothing mentioned in this fic, except part of the soon to be TV show, Random Acts Of Insanity!
(PS!!!!!!!!!!!- Aeris doesn't know Yuffie in this fic!!!!)
Final Part- Students From HELL
~Aeris Gainsborough....She decided that after the fighting. She just couldn't take it anymore- ~
Aeris: ^_^ *peace sign*
~- so she decided to be.....A teacher.~
Quistis: *interviews Aeris, and writes things down on a clipboard that reads "Seifer is a dick"* And your name is?
Aeris: Aeris Gainsborough.
Quistis: And your age?
Aeris: 22.
Quistis: Why do you think you're qualified for this job?
Aeris: Well, I have lots of experience saving the world, and I think that that's what this establishment is all about.
Quistis: Ok. Can you tell me something about yourself?
Aeris: Well, I'm normally the quiet, compassionate, loving type, so all the fighting has just-
Squall: *from outside of the room* NO! That's not true! You come back here and say that to my FACE!!!!
Aeris: Umm...^_^''' Interesting students you have, here.
Quistis: Well, You have the job. Can you start now?
Aeris: Sure! ^_^ *goes to get her supplies*
Quistis: *makes sure Aeris is out of earshot* Oh, God...I can't stand another day with those brats!!!.........TIME FOR SOME SAKE!!!! ^_____^
~The next day, Aeris is preparing herself for her first day of work.~
Aeris: Ok...I've got my lesson plans...My lucky rose pen....I'm a teacher! I can do this! This is gonna be fun. ^_^
~Inside the classroom...~
Yuffie: *tries to grab Squall's gunblade* Gimmie your gunblade! I wanna fix it!
Squall: You stay away from me!
Yuffie: But I need to put materia in it!!
Squall: Whaaaat!?
Yuffie: That's the only way it'll be cool! Then you'll have all these cool magic spells!
Aeris: *walks in* Good morning, class! ^_^
Squall: Don't put drugs in it- Hi!
Aeris: Good morning, I'm your new teacher, Miss Gainsborough.
Squall: What happened to the other teacher?
Aeris: Miss Trepe? I don't know...I-
~Zell walks in, late, listening to headphones, slaps Yuffie on the forehead and goes to sit behind Squall.~
Zell: Yo, teach! Hey...You're not Quistis....
Yuffie: HEY!! You're mean!!!
Aeris: Hello, students. My name is Miss Gainsborough, and I'm going to be your new teacher.
Yuffie: Aren't you going to punish him!!! *points to Zell, who is bobbing his head to a song on his CD player* He's LATE! He's really really late!
Aeris: Its ok, I was a little late, myself, and seeing as it's my first day....Alright! Let's start off with introductions.
Zell: *kicks Squall in the back*
Squall: *turns around*
Zell: *waves*
Aeris: You, what's your name?
Yuffie: I'm Yuffie!! ^_^
Zell: *throws a spitball at Squall*
Aeris: Yuffie.....Hey, you in the back with it headphones! What are you doing?
Zell: *innocent look* Studying.
Aeris: What did you just throw at the boy in front of you?
Zell: Nothing ^_^
Aeris: I realize that this is my first day, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to crack down on you just a little bit.
Squall: *writes something in his notebook*
Aeris: And what would your name be?
Zell: Zell Dincht. *lifts up Squall's gunblade and makes a stabbing motion*
Aeris: Mr. Dincht?
Yuffie: SQUALL! Watch out!
Squall: *turns around* That is MINE!
Aeris: I.umm.
Yuffie: It STILL needs materia in it!
Squall: You stay away from me with your drugs!!!
Aeris: Class?
Yuffie: Its not drugs! It's magic!
Aeris: I would like-
Zell: You left the door open!
Aeris: *closes door* No I didn't. I would like you all-
Yuffie: *points* It's still open!!
Squall: *writes in his notebook*
Aeris: Thank you Miss..I didn't catch your last name.
Yuffie: Why do you need to know my last name?
Zell: Kisaragi.
Squall: *turns around to Zell* Oh, and you would know everything...
Aeris: *to Squall* And your name?
Squall: Whatever...
Zell: His name's Squall Leonhart..He's a pansy! ^_^ *ruffles Squall's hair*
Yuffie: Heeheehee!
Aeris: Thank you for-
Squall: Touch NOT the hair!
Zell: *makes faces* =() o.O =P ^_^ *_*
Aeris: Mr. Dincht!
Zell: ^_^ Yes m'am?
Aeris: *sigh* Never mind.. Ok, I don't have very informative lesson plans, so if anyone would like to volunteer some help, then I would be very happy.
Zell: *writes "Squall Sux" on a piece of paper and crumples it*
Aeris: Mr. Dincht!!
Zell: Yes m'am? *throws the paper at Squall and misses* AGG! You were three inches in front of me and I missed!!!! *shakes Squall*
Aeris: O-K..
Squall: If you'll excuse me, I have to go back to writing my list.
Everyone: List?
....
Yuffie: HE'S WRITING A HIT LIST!!!!
Zell: Suspend him! SUSPEND him!!!
Yuffie: I feel threatened!!!!
Aeris: Considering his current conditions, I think I may be able to forgive him for this.
Yuffie: You can't say that! You're a teacher!
Aeris: *throws crumpled paper at Yuffie* YES I CAN!!!! ...I mean.
Yuffie: Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Aeris: ^_^''''' OKAAAAAAY!!! Let's start the class with a little yoga lesson, SHALL WE!?!?
Squall: *hands Aeris his "hit list" with a proud grin*
Zell: *continues to throw paper at Squall*
Yuffie: You're supposed to read them! You're supposed to read them!
Aeris: *reads list* Kill Zell, kill weird drug girl, die die, die, die, die, don't kill teacher..
Yuffie: IT STILL NEEDS MATERIA!!
Aeris: SILENCE, CLASS!!!!!!!!!!
Squall: *falls out of chair*
Aeris: I mean...please be quiet...
.....
~Silence is broken by the sound of tearing paper~
Aeris: Mr. Dincht?
Zell: Yes, M'am?
Aeris: May I have your-
Zell: Sure! *spitballs Aeris*
Aeris: No. I want your-
Zell: *spitballs again*
Aeris: Ok...the next person to throw something is going to get suspended..
Squall: *finally reads one of Zell's crumpled papers* I'M Going to KILL YOU!!!! *gets his gunblade*
Zell & Yuffie: DEATH THREATS!
Squall: I was warranted!!!!
Aeris: Mr. Leonhart?
Squall: *manic* YESSSSSS? ^_^
Aeris: Please hand me your sword...
Squall: WHYYYYYY?
Yuffie: It needs materia! Tell him to fix it!!!!
Aeris: Please...Hand me the sword..
Zell: *snatches it and throws it at Aeris*
Aeris: O.O
~The gunblade sticks in the wall~
Squall: *turns to Zell* YOOOOUUU!!!
Yuffie: Is the teacher gonna put materia in it??
Aeris: ~_~ Mr. Leonhart! May I please have Mr. Dincht's notebook?
Zell: *takes everyone's notebook and throws them all at Aeris*
Aeris: *dodges the notebooks in time, but gets hit by a paper airplane* I..I.I.*tears up the airplane*
Zell: Destruction of property!!! *points at Aeris*
Yuffie: Gee.You're not very nice..
Zell: *decides to choke Squall*
Squall: Ack!
Aeris: *sits on the floor and starts to meditate*
Yuffie: What's the teacher doing?
Zell: Hey, Leonhart! What's the teacher doing?
Squall: Ack! *can't breathe*
Yuffie: Is she broken??
Zell: *lets go of Squall* FLOWER!! *hold up Aeris's pen*
Squall: *pokes Aeris in the forehead*
Aeris: *wakes up instantly* GET THE HELL OFF OF MY PEN!
Yuffie: *takes the pen* Oh, Zell! I didn't know you cared!
Zell: I don't!
Aeris: Miss Kisaragi, give me my pen...
Yuffie: But it's so pretty! ^_^ *hugs it*
Zell: I have to hurry! This way! He's gotta be stopped! Otherwise-
Yuffie: Whatcha reading?
Zell: Manga!!
Squall and Yuffie: MANGA!?!?!? ^_________^
Zell: Everyone gather 'round!
Yuffie: I LOVE Fushigi Yugi!
Squall: NAKEDNESS!!!
Aeris: There shall be no porn in my classroom! *takes the manga book*
Yuffie: It's not porn! Its manga, DUH!!
Zell: What's wrong with this teacher anyway?
Squall: I dunno..
Aeris: ALRIGHT THEN!
Squall: *gets up and leaves*
Aeris: O.o WHERE are you going? Mr. Leonhart! I don't believe you have permission to leave this class!
Yuffie: *gets out poker cards and shuffles them*
Zell: *spitballs Aeris again*
Aeris: *is falling apart* Breathe..breathe...
Squall: *comes back with a can of Moogle Moogle Cola and sits down*
Zell: *plays poker* Hit me! HIT ME!!
Yuffie: *hits Zell*
Zell: OWW! My hair!!!
Yuffie: You told me to hit you!!
Squall: *gargles the cola*
Zell: THAT'S...AGHHH! *pushes Yuffie away and throws the cards in the air*
Yuffie: MY CARDS!!!
Aeris: Nice cards..NOW PUT THEM AWAY!
Yuffie: I don't wanna!!!
Zell: *hits Squall in the back of the head* Stop gargling!!
Squall: *spits his cola all over Aeris*
Aeris: O.O !!!!!
Yuffie: HAHAHAHHAAA!! Nice one Squall!
Zell: Encore!!!
Aeris: *puts her head in her hands and cries*
Squall: *wipes his mouth*
Aeris: *weep*
Yuffie: Hey, teacher lady! Are you ok?
Zell: What's wrong with her?
Squall: Is she dying?
Aeris: ;_; Ahhhhhh!!! *weeps*
Zell: Wanna go get some hot dogs?!?
Yuffie: YEAH!! WOOOO!!!
Squall: WOOOOO!!!
~The evil spwan-of-satan students exit the classroom~
Aeris: I give up...
~Later..~
Quistis: *drinks sake while lounging on a heavily padded leather chair* Ahhhh..This is the life ^_^ *happy sip*
Aeris: *scrambles in* I can't take it! I can't take it! I quit! I quit I quit I QUIT!!
Quistis: *throws her sake across the room* WHAT!??! NOOO!! No! You can't leave!!! *latches on to Aeris's leg*
Aeris: T-Take the confiscated cards..T-Take the porn! Take the notebooks! *drops it all on Quistis*
Quistis: You can't leave! We need so much help around here!!!!!
Aeris: Take your lesson plans and text books!!
~Zell and Squall walk by and enter the office~
Zell: Hi, teacher lady!! ^_^
Squall: *takes Aeris's picture* For the record.
Aeris: Take my lucky pen.You're GONNA NEED IT!!!
Zell: *spitballs Aeris*
Aeris: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!! I DON'T WORK HERE ANYMORE!!!
Quistis: *weeps on the floor*
Zell: *glomps Aeris*
Aeris: *grabs a sword from the lost and found* I can't take it..I'm gone! And if I ever see you again.I will kill you so fast that you won't even know who your mother is!!
Squall and Zell: *shrug* We don't know anyway.
Aeris: *steps over the weeping Quistis* You have my pity..
Squall: *takes a picture of Quistis*
THE END!!!! ô¿ô
Moi ô¿ô: Nothing. What everyone is about to see is nothing ^_^
Person 1: Suuuuuuure it's nothing...
Moi ô¿ô: It's only the final chapter of this story. What could be closer to nothing?
Person 1: -_-' I have no clue....
(This was first performed by the cast of Random Acts Of Insanity, done ALL improv, except for the main plot)
Disclaimer: Moi ô¿ô owns nothing mentioned in this fic, except part of the soon to be TV show, Random Acts Of Insanity!
(PS!!!!!!!!!!!- Aeris doesn't know Yuffie in this fic!!!!)
Final Part- Students From HELL
~Aeris Gainsborough....She decided that after the fighting. She just couldn't take it anymore- ~
Aeris: ^_^ *peace sign*
~- so she decided to be.....A teacher.~
Quistis: *interviews Aeris, and writes things down on a clipboard that reads "Seifer is a dick"* And your name is?
Aeris: Aeris Gainsborough.
Quistis: And your age?
Aeris: 22.
Quistis: Why do you think you're qualified for this job?
Aeris: Well, I have lots of experience saving the world, and I think that that's what this establishment is all about.
Quistis: Ok. Can you tell me something about yourself?
Aeris: Well, I'm normally the quiet, compassionate, loving type, so all the fighting has just-
Squall: *from outside of the room* NO! That's not true! You come back here and say that to my FACE!!!!
Aeris: Umm...^_^''' Interesting students you have, here.
Quistis: Well, You have the job. Can you start now?
Aeris: Sure! ^_^ *goes to get her supplies*
Quistis: *makes sure Aeris is out of earshot* Oh, God...I can't stand another day with those brats!!!.........TIME FOR SOME SAKE!!!! ^_____^
~The next day, Aeris is preparing herself for her first day of work.~
Aeris: Ok...I've got my lesson plans...My lucky rose pen....I'm a teacher! I can do this! This is gonna be fun. ^_^
~Inside the classroom...~
Yuffie: *tries to grab Squall's gunblade* Gimmie your gunblade! I wanna fix it!
Squall: You stay away from me!
Yuffie: But I need to put materia in it!!
Squall: Whaaaat!?
Yuffie: That's the only way it'll be cool! Then you'll have all these cool magic spells!
Aeris: *walks in* Good morning, class! ^_^
Squall: Don't put drugs in it- Hi!
Aeris: Good morning, I'm your new teacher, Miss Gainsborough.
Squall: What happened to the other teacher?
Aeris: Miss Trepe? I don't know...I-
~Zell walks in, late, listening to headphones, slaps Yuffie on the forehead and goes to sit behind Squall.~
Zell: Yo, teach! Hey...You're not Quistis....
Yuffie: HEY!! You're mean!!!
Aeris: Hello, students. My name is Miss Gainsborough, and I'm going to be your new teacher.
Yuffie: Aren't you going to punish him!!! *points to Zell, who is bobbing his head to a song on his CD player* He's LATE! He's really really late!
Aeris: Its ok, I was a little late, myself, and seeing as it's my first day....Alright! Let's start off with introductions.
Zell: *kicks Squall in the back*
Squall: *turns around*
Zell: *waves*
Aeris: You, what's your name?
Yuffie: I'm Yuffie!! ^_^
Zell: *throws a spitball at Squall*
Aeris: Yuffie.....Hey, you in the back with it headphones! What are you doing?
Zell: *innocent look* Studying.
Aeris: What did you just throw at the boy in front of you?
Zell: Nothing ^_^
Aeris: I realize that this is my first day, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to crack down on you just a little bit.
Squall: *writes something in his notebook*
Aeris: And what would your name be?
Zell: Zell Dincht. *lifts up Squall's gunblade and makes a stabbing motion*
Aeris: Mr. Dincht?
Yuffie: SQUALL! Watch out!
Squall: *turns around* That is MINE!
Aeris: I.umm.
Yuffie: It STILL needs materia in it!
Squall: You stay away from me with your drugs!!!
Aeris: Class?
Yuffie: Its not drugs! It's magic!
Aeris: I would like-
Zell: You left the door open!
Aeris: *closes door* No I didn't. I would like you all-
Yuffie: *points* It's still open!!
Squall: *writes in his notebook*
Aeris: Thank you Miss..I didn't catch your last name.
Yuffie: Why do you need to know my last name?
Zell: Kisaragi.
Squall: *turns around to Zell* Oh, and you would know everything...
Aeris: *to Squall* And your name?
Squall: Whatever...
Zell: His name's Squall Leonhart..He's a pansy! ^_^ *ruffles Squall's hair*
Yuffie: Heeheehee!
Aeris: Thank you for-
Squall: Touch NOT the hair!
Zell: *makes faces* =() o.O =P ^_^ *_*
Aeris: Mr. Dincht!
Zell: ^_^ Yes m'am?
Aeris: *sigh* Never mind.. Ok, I don't have very informative lesson plans, so if anyone would like to volunteer some help, then I would be very happy.
Zell: *writes "Squall Sux" on a piece of paper and crumples it*
Aeris: Mr. Dincht!!
Zell: Yes m'am? *throws the paper at Squall and misses* AGG! You were three inches in front of me and I missed!!!! *shakes Squall*
Aeris: O-K..
Squall: If you'll excuse me, I have to go back to writing my list.
Everyone: List?
....
Yuffie: HE'S WRITING A HIT LIST!!!!
Zell: Suspend him! SUSPEND him!!!
Yuffie: I feel threatened!!!!
Aeris: Considering his current conditions, I think I may be able to forgive him for this.
Yuffie: You can't say that! You're a teacher!
Aeris: *throws crumpled paper at Yuffie* YES I CAN!!!! ...I mean.
Yuffie: Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Aeris: ^_^''''' OKAAAAAAY!!! Let's start the class with a little yoga lesson, SHALL WE!?!?
Squall: *hands Aeris his "hit list" with a proud grin*
Zell: *continues to throw paper at Squall*
Yuffie: You're supposed to read them! You're supposed to read them!
Aeris: *reads list* Kill Zell, kill weird drug girl, die die, die, die, die, don't kill teacher..
Yuffie: IT STILL NEEDS MATERIA!!
Aeris: SILENCE, CLASS!!!!!!!!!!
Squall: *falls out of chair*
Aeris: I mean...please be quiet...
.....
~Silence is broken by the sound of tearing paper~
Aeris: Mr. Dincht?
Zell: Yes, M'am?
Aeris: May I have your-
Zell: Sure! *spitballs Aeris*
Aeris: No. I want your-
Zell: *spitballs again*
Aeris: Ok...the next person to throw something is going to get suspended..
Squall: *finally reads one of Zell's crumpled papers* I'M Going to KILL YOU!!!! *gets his gunblade*
Zell & Yuffie: DEATH THREATS!
Squall: I was warranted!!!!
Aeris: Mr. Leonhart?
Squall: *manic* YESSSSSS? ^_^
Aeris: Please hand me your sword...
Squall: WHYYYYYY?
Yuffie: It needs materia! Tell him to fix it!!!!
Aeris: Please...Hand me the sword..
Zell: *snatches it and throws it at Aeris*
Aeris: O.O
~The gunblade sticks in the wall~
Squall: *turns to Zell* YOOOOUUU!!!
Yuffie: Is the teacher gonna put materia in it??
Aeris: ~_~ Mr. Leonhart! May I please have Mr. Dincht's notebook?
Zell: *takes everyone's notebook and throws them all at Aeris*
Aeris: *dodges the notebooks in time, but gets hit by a paper airplane* I..I.I.*tears up the airplane*
Zell: Destruction of property!!! *points at Aeris*
Yuffie: Gee.You're not very nice..
Zell: *decides to choke Squall*
Squall: Ack!
Aeris: *sits on the floor and starts to meditate*
Yuffie: What's the teacher doing?
Zell: Hey, Leonhart! What's the teacher doing?
Squall: Ack! *can't breathe*
Yuffie: Is she broken??
Zell: *lets go of Squall* FLOWER!! *hold up Aeris's pen*
Squall: *pokes Aeris in the forehead*
Aeris: *wakes up instantly* GET THE HELL OFF OF MY PEN!
Yuffie: *takes the pen* Oh, Zell! I didn't know you cared!
Zell: I don't!
Aeris: Miss Kisaragi, give me my pen...
Yuffie: But it's so pretty! ^_^ *hugs it*
Zell: I have to hurry! This way! He's gotta be stopped! Otherwise-
Yuffie: Whatcha reading?
Zell: Manga!!
Squall and Yuffie: MANGA!?!?!? ^_________^
Zell: Everyone gather 'round!
Yuffie: I LOVE Fushigi Yugi!
Squall: NAKEDNESS!!!
Aeris: There shall be no porn in my classroom! *takes the manga book*
Yuffie: It's not porn! Its manga, DUH!!
Zell: What's wrong with this teacher anyway?
Squall: I dunno..
Aeris: ALRIGHT THEN!
Squall: *gets up and leaves*
Aeris: O.o WHERE are you going? Mr. Leonhart! I don't believe you have permission to leave this class!
Yuffie: *gets out poker cards and shuffles them*
Zell: *spitballs Aeris again*
Aeris: *is falling apart* Breathe..breathe...
Squall: *comes back with a can of Moogle Moogle Cola and sits down*
Zell: *plays poker* Hit me! HIT ME!!
Yuffie: *hits Zell*
Zell: OWW! My hair!!!
Yuffie: You told me to hit you!!
Squall: *gargles the cola*
Zell: THAT'S...AGHHH! *pushes Yuffie away and throws the cards in the air*
Yuffie: MY CARDS!!!
Aeris: Nice cards..NOW PUT THEM AWAY!
Yuffie: I don't wanna!!!
Zell: *hits Squall in the back of the head* Stop gargling!!
Squall: *spits his cola all over Aeris*
Aeris: O.O !!!!!
Yuffie: HAHAHAHHAAA!! Nice one Squall!
Zell: Encore!!!
Aeris: *puts her head in her hands and cries*
Squall: *wipes his mouth*
Aeris: *weep*
Yuffie: Hey, teacher lady! Are you ok?
Zell: What's wrong with her?
Squall: Is she dying?
Aeris: ;_; Ahhhhhh!!! *weeps*
Zell: Wanna go get some hot dogs?!?
Yuffie: YEAH!! WOOOO!!!
Squall: WOOOOO!!!
~The evil spwan-of-satan students exit the classroom~
Aeris: I give up...
~Later..~
Quistis: *drinks sake while lounging on a heavily padded leather chair* Ahhhh..This is the life ^_^ *happy sip*
Aeris: *scrambles in* I can't take it! I can't take it! I quit! I quit I quit I QUIT!!
Quistis: *throws her sake across the room* WHAT!??! NOOO!! No! You can't leave!!! *latches on to Aeris's leg*
Aeris: T-Take the confiscated cards..T-Take the porn! Take the notebooks! *drops it all on Quistis*
Quistis: You can't leave! We need so much help around here!!!!!
Aeris: Take your lesson plans and text books!!
~Zell and Squall walk by and enter the office~
Zell: Hi, teacher lady!! ^_^
Squall: *takes Aeris's picture* For the record.
Aeris: Take my lucky pen.You're GONNA NEED IT!!!
Zell: *spitballs Aeris*
Aeris: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!! I DON'T WORK HERE ANYMORE!!!
Quistis: *weeps on the floor*
Zell: *glomps Aeris*
Aeris: *grabs a sword from the lost and found* I can't take it..I'm gone! And if I ever see you again.I will kill you so fast that you won't even know who your mother is!!
Squall and Zell: *shrug* We don't know anyway.
Aeris: *steps over the weeping Quistis* You have my pity..
Squall: *takes a picture of Quistis*
THE END!!!! ô¿ô
