[Please note that Prof. Snape, Dumbledore and other bootylicious people are
property of J.K. Rawling. Sarah Noble is property of herself. Fan fiction
is dumb. Don't read it.]
"Severus Snape and the Word 'Tool' "
"You are going to lose more than just ten points for Gryffindor if you use the word 'tool' in my class again, Mr. Weasley," Snape hissed dangerously.
"But Professor, it's a legitimate word!" Fred protested.
"It is NOT," Snape snarled. "At least, not when you use it as an insult. If you want to belittle people, Mr. Weasley, use long-winded, spiteful phrases like I do. And be sure to work the word 'insolent' into every one of them.
"And can we frown like we've just had our jaws epoxied together, like you?" George asked.
"Yes, but only in cases where my moody frown would be appropriate, such as final exams, funerals, Easter, the lighting of the Olympic torch, frat parties, Arbor Day and any function that requires standing, sitting, talking, eating or sleeping."
"That's not how Sarah Noble would do it," Fred muttered.
"Sarah Noble's a tool," Snape snapped irritably.
"Severus Snape and the Word 'Tool' "
"You are going to lose more than just ten points for Gryffindor if you use the word 'tool' in my class again, Mr. Weasley," Snape hissed dangerously.
"But Professor, it's a legitimate word!" Fred protested.
"It is NOT," Snape snarled. "At least, not when you use it as an insult. If you want to belittle people, Mr. Weasley, use long-winded, spiteful phrases like I do. And be sure to work the word 'insolent' into every one of them.
"And can we frown like we've just had our jaws epoxied together, like you?" George asked.
"Yes, but only in cases where my moody frown would be appropriate, such as final exams, funerals, Easter, the lighting of the Olympic torch, frat parties, Arbor Day and any function that requires standing, sitting, talking, eating or sleeping."
"That's not how Sarah Noble would do it," Fred muttered.
"Sarah Noble's a tool," Snape snapped irritably.
