[Please note that Prof. Snape, Dumbledore and other bootylicious people are
property of J.K. Rawling. Sarah Noble is property of herself. Fan fiction
is dumb. Don't read it.]
"Severus Snape Loses an Audience of Four Bored Teachers and a Ferret"
"...and then I said any club that would have her as a member wasn't worth joining," Snape said airily.
"Uh-huh," Professor Lupin yawned. He looked down and noticed that Professor Trelawney had passed out into his lap.
"Well Severus, I really must be going," he continued, checking his watch. "Not that it wasn't the best six-hour story I've ever heard, you know..."
"But I haven't gotten to the part where I'm crowned Ultimate Snowball Warrior!" Snape protested.
Professor Sinistra came out of her tired stupor long enough to lunge for the door. "Musht get goin'," she muttered insensibly.
"More fudge, please," Flitwick mumbled and, in a sudden fit of alertness, threw himself headfirst out of the staffroom window.
"But...but the best part's coming up next!" Snape proclaimed desperately.
"That's what you said two hours ago," Lupin growled bad-temperedly. He picked up his briefcase and strode away.
"Foo," said the ferret and walked out the door.
"Severus Snape Loses an Audience of Four Bored Teachers and a Ferret"
"...and then I said any club that would have her as a member wasn't worth joining," Snape said airily.
"Uh-huh," Professor Lupin yawned. He looked down and noticed that Professor Trelawney had passed out into his lap.
"Well Severus, I really must be going," he continued, checking his watch. "Not that it wasn't the best six-hour story I've ever heard, you know..."
"But I haven't gotten to the part where I'm crowned Ultimate Snowball Warrior!" Snape protested.
Professor Sinistra came out of her tired stupor long enough to lunge for the door. "Musht get goin'," she muttered insensibly.
"More fudge, please," Flitwick mumbled and, in a sudden fit of alertness, threw himself headfirst out of the staffroom window.
"But...but the best part's coming up next!" Snape proclaimed desperately.
"That's what you said two hours ago," Lupin growled bad-temperedly. He picked up his briefcase and strode away.
"Foo," said the ferret and walked out the door.
