[Please note that Prof. Snape, Dumbledore and other bootylicious people are property of J.K. Rawling. Sarah Noble is property of herself. Fan fiction is dumb. Don't read it.]

"Severus Snape Tries to Nickname Himself Greywolf"

"Severus, could you-" Lupin began.

"Greywolf," Snape corrected. Lupin looked confused.

"Come again?" he asked politely.

"I want everyone to call me 'Greywolf' from now on," Snape explained.

"It's my new nickname," he added.

"Ah," Lupin nodded. "That's idiotic."

"No it's not!" Snape said fiercely. "Look, I already set it up as my AIM handle, and my email is now Grey_Wolf2285@yahoo.com, so just get used it."

"Whatever, Severus," Lupin sighed, rolling his eyes.

"GREYWOLF!" Snape whined loudly.