THE BECOMING

Chapter 6-A Kinky Robot Spider

Authors Note: Okay, once again I have to apologise for not updating in ages. All that waiting and still no flames…your all so great! Here's the next chapter of The Becoming called A Kinky Robot Spider. Read and review, you know you want to! Oh yeah, there is some strong language in this chapter…like you really care…

Squall, Zell and Selphie ran up the hill as fast as they could. They only had 25 minutes left until they would be left stranded at Dollet.

CLUCK CLUNK CLUNK

"What the hell was that?" yelled Squall, coming to a stop. As they turned around they saw a large robot that resembled a spider heading up the hill towards them.

"Why does this day just keep getting weirder and weirder?"

The three of them braced themselves for a battle. As it got close to them it raised two of its legs ready to attack. Before it had a chance to move the three of them cast a strong Thunder spell on to the robot making it collapse to the floor.

Zell shook his head. "They don't make them like they used to. This piece of junk doesn't even deserve to go on a scrap heap." Zell focused his energy and cast another Thunder spell on it. It hit one of the legs knocking a panel off. It went flying towards them just missing Selphie.

"Zell, you stupid idiot!" screamed Selphie.

Zell ignored her and ran up to the robot in his usual crazed fashion. "Hahahaha. I whipped your ass, you little robot bitch!"

Zell pulled himself on to the robots leg and looked inside the panel that had blown off.

"Hey, the circuit boards…if I just adjust this here and do that there…" Zell said, pulling out wires and several other things.

"Erm…Zell…when did you learn anything about electronics?" Squall asked.

"I haven't."

"So how do you know what you're doing?" Selphie asked.

"Oh it'll be alright. What's the worst that could happen?"

Just as Zell said that the robot shot up from the ground, throwing Zell to the floor.
"Hey! You stupid mother-fucking bitch! I'm your master, obey me!"

The robot stood on to its legs and slowly walked forward, straight past Zell.

"Hey, listen to me!" Zell hit the robot as hard as he could. "Owwww. Mental Note: Do not hit large robot spiders with fist."

(A/N: Zell is a trained professional. If you see large spider robots in the streets do not hit them! I repeat do not hit them!)

As he hopped round in pain Selphie cast a Cure spell to shut up Zells moaning.

"Must…make…love…to…Squall…"

"Did that robot say what I think it said?" Squall said panicking.

"Yep! The little cutie robot wants to have sex with you." Selphie said in her normal cheerful mood.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Squall ran as fast as he could away from the robot. The robot quickly started chasing after Squall.

"ZELL! I THOUGHT YOU SAID NOTHING WORSE COULD HAPPEN!!!"

Zell and Selphie collapsed into a fit of laughter.

Squall ran down the hill and across the bridge. Halfway along the robot jumped over Squall, turned round, and started coming after Squall again. This time though he had nowhere to go.

"Oh crap!"

The robot grabbed Squall round his body and with the other legs tried to pull his trousers off. Squall drew his gunblade and frantically tried to block the legs from getting anywhere near his trousers.

"Help! Help!" Squall screamed. Finally the robot got a leg to his trousers and ripped them off him to reveal chocobo boxers.

"Aww look at them. They go together so well." Selphie commented still laughing.

"Guys you've got to help me!" Squall screamed at them.

"But Squall, it looks like you're having so much fun. I can't tear you away from that." Zell said, then waved as him and Selphie walked back down to the beach.

The robot had now turned its attention to removing the rest of Squalls clothing. With his last drop of energy he summoned a strong Thunder spell that made the robot drop him. Squall tumbled to the floor, got up quickly and ran down the streets of Dollet in just his boxer shorts. The robot quickly recovered from the attack, turned and started making its way after Squall.

Squall jumped down the steps to the beach and ran as fast as he could to the departing ships. The robot jumped down and quickened its pace after Squall.

"Must…make…love…to…Squall…"

"Noone gets their hands on Squall but me," yelled Quistis sat at a large machine gun. "He's my sex puppet and I'm the only one that can abuse him. You don't even have a whip so take this…" She started shooting the robot, quickly filling it hundreds of bullets. It carried on regardless of the bullets but just as it got close to Squall it began to slow down. Squall dived for the boat and landed inside just before the door closed. Quistis continued to blast away at the robot and it eventually dropped to the floor, as one of its legs began to droop. "Goodbye…Squall…" the robot echoed out as its last words.

Authors Note: Yay! Another chapter done. Please keep up with the good reviews; I don't think I can take the flames. Thanks!