~Disclaimer: I don't own The Legend of Zelda, its characters, or Lon-Lon
milk in whole or in part. If I did, the new Zelda game's characters for the
GCN wouldn't be in SD format.
A/N: This takes place after Majora's Mask, I guess...yeah, that sounds about right. This story is just scary. My sister and chocolate is to blame for this one. I am going to do a bunch of chapters like this if I think of stuff to put in them.
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A gentle breeze caressed the sleeping Kokiri village. It was night, early morning perhaps, and not a soul was awake. Well, almost none. The Paperboy and the Lon-Lon milk man were making their rounds at this early hour, but everyone else was asleep, or stalking their object of obsession. Link and Saria had gotten up early to begin their campaign against the Deku Baba race. You see, the ones that can move about had decided to take up residence in the Lost Woods and the surrounding area (Kokiri Forest).
The Kokiri council (which consists of Mido and two other parrotlike minions who just repeat what he says to the extent that they could be compared to broken records) had decided to just leave the Deku Babas alone. Oh, no. Link and Saria had quickly decided to swiftly and quietly commit genocide against the Deku Baba race in the dead of night. So they crept out quietly as only one who has grown up in a forest can, Link armed with the Kokiri Sword, Saria with his Fairy Slingshot, and both with several cans of Weed Killer and Raid (for nosy fairies) strapped to artillery belts. Both were decked in commando outfits, complete with spiffy helmets and the forest camouflage pattern, gloves and knee-high boots. They crept to the Great Deku Tree's grove (it's still dead) to kill the weeds infesting that area. They split up, and doom quickly fell upon those poor, unsuspecting Deku Babas. Link quickly discovered that the weed killer was quieter that the sword, albeit it took longer to kill the weeds. He made a silent signal toward Saria, and she quickly got the message. After a few minutes, the Deku Babas were exterminated.
Meanwhile, a silent figure had intently been watching the duo, and once they were out of sight of the village, it swooped into Link's tree house. Muffled scuffling could be heard for a few minutes, then nothing. The figure left the tree house as quickly as it had come, looking a little lopsided as it hurriedly left.
Meanwhile, Link and Saria had finished with the Great Deku Tree's grove. They had even made it Deku Baba-proof, so none could grow back. Ever. They crept into the Lost Woods and continued weeding. The sun began to rise, and the Kokiri Village music began to sound. The two of them ran back home as quickly as they could.
Link scaled his ladder in record time, and nearly slipped when his Commando boots hit the newly-waxed floor of his tree house. He quickly changed into his usual tunic and boots, and grabbed his shield, the Spiritual Stones, and anything else he could bring with, sans Navi. (That really sucks that he doesn't find her in Majora's Mask, it kinda defeats the purpose of the game.) Looking around he noticed something was missing, a rather big something.
"..........Hey, where's my cow?"
~End chapter~
Mwa ha ha!! Expecting something important to be stolen??
Find out what happens to Bessie next chapter!! Next chapter will be longer, too!!
...*looks around* I should get some Zelda-related sprites...hmmm, but who?
A/N: This takes place after Majora's Mask, I guess...yeah, that sounds about right. This story is just scary. My sister and chocolate is to blame for this one. I am going to do a bunch of chapters like this if I think of stuff to put in them.
***
A gentle breeze caressed the sleeping Kokiri village. It was night, early morning perhaps, and not a soul was awake. Well, almost none. The Paperboy and the Lon-Lon milk man were making their rounds at this early hour, but everyone else was asleep, or stalking their object of obsession. Link and Saria had gotten up early to begin their campaign against the Deku Baba race. You see, the ones that can move about had decided to take up residence in the Lost Woods and the surrounding area (Kokiri Forest).
The Kokiri council (which consists of Mido and two other parrotlike minions who just repeat what he says to the extent that they could be compared to broken records) had decided to just leave the Deku Babas alone. Oh, no. Link and Saria had quickly decided to swiftly and quietly commit genocide against the Deku Baba race in the dead of night. So they crept out quietly as only one who has grown up in a forest can, Link armed with the Kokiri Sword, Saria with his Fairy Slingshot, and both with several cans of Weed Killer and Raid (for nosy fairies) strapped to artillery belts. Both were decked in commando outfits, complete with spiffy helmets and the forest camouflage pattern, gloves and knee-high boots. They crept to the Great Deku Tree's grove (it's still dead) to kill the weeds infesting that area. They split up, and doom quickly fell upon those poor, unsuspecting Deku Babas. Link quickly discovered that the weed killer was quieter that the sword, albeit it took longer to kill the weeds. He made a silent signal toward Saria, and she quickly got the message. After a few minutes, the Deku Babas were exterminated.
Meanwhile, a silent figure had intently been watching the duo, and once they were out of sight of the village, it swooped into Link's tree house. Muffled scuffling could be heard for a few minutes, then nothing. The figure left the tree house as quickly as it had come, looking a little lopsided as it hurriedly left.
Meanwhile, Link and Saria had finished with the Great Deku Tree's grove. They had even made it Deku Baba-proof, so none could grow back. Ever. They crept into the Lost Woods and continued weeding. The sun began to rise, and the Kokiri Village music began to sound. The two of them ran back home as quickly as they could.
Link scaled his ladder in record time, and nearly slipped when his Commando boots hit the newly-waxed floor of his tree house. He quickly changed into his usual tunic and boots, and grabbed his shield, the Spiritual Stones, and anything else he could bring with, sans Navi. (That really sucks that he doesn't find her in Majora's Mask, it kinda defeats the purpose of the game.) Looking around he noticed something was missing, a rather big something.
"..........Hey, where's my cow?"
~End chapter~
Mwa ha ha!! Expecting something important to be stolen??
Find out what happens to Bessie next chapter!! Next chapter will be longer, too!!
...*looks around* I should get some Zelda-related sprites...hmmm, but who?
